My @co-crack-fest fic is here!
I Can’t Believe He’s Not Butter!
Baz is a depressive container of pancake syrup who just wants what the ketchups have. Then, one day, a tub of margarine comes into his life.
Customer Review Rating: Teen
Average wait time: 4,941 words
Starter:
From my angle in the syrup caddy, there isn't much else to look at most of the time. It's not like the other syrups and I have anything to do with one another. Maple doesn't have the time of day for anyone who hasn't been tapped directly from the trunk of a tree (which sounds horrific) and blueberry…well, we don't talk about blueberry. (Are you a syrup or a jam or a pie filling?) (Choose one and commit!)
A taste of what’s on the menu:
Crack treated seriously, Diners, puns no one asked for, the interpersonal relationship dynamics, social hierarchy, and belief systems of diner condiments, natural and artificial flavors, (may contain nuts)
hot and ready at AO3
Shout outs to crack royalty @caitybug for running the fest and @facewithoutheart for the beta! 🍯🥞🧈
