Im drunk right now and I keep thinking getting drunk with Johnny… my precious little boy.. ahgghhahahahah
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Im drunk right now and I keep thinking getting drunk with Johnny… my precious little boy.. ahgghhahahahah
hello hello! fluffyficsanddreams here 😋 i can’t leave an ask with my tkl blog, so i have to use my main one, but that’s okay!
i just have one question (though it is kind of silly lol)… in a tickle fight, Soap vs Ghost, who do you think would win and why? 😚
Heya!! For the record, before I finished reading your ask, I thought about contacting you to clarify whether it’s okay that it’s your main acc x) 💖
Now, thanks for asking! Boy I enjoyed pondering it:
Oooof that’s a tough one. It depends entirely on the circumstances, these two are competitive as hell, but in a camaraderie-esque fashion.
Soap is ticklish everywhere and is ticklish as hell in general, the most ridiculous I-can’t-take-spine-pokes kind of ticklish, but at the same time his endurance is ungodly. He’ll be laughing his ass off, squirming, writhing, blushing, snorting, cursing (his accent getting thicker the longer he’s tickled), but he can take it for quite a long while like a true soldier. He also doesn’t mind getting tickled as long as the person doing it is someone he tolerates, not necessarily trusts, tolerates. If Alejandro would give his side a few generous prods, he wouldn’t even attempt hiding his reactions, and definitely would poke him back. Same thing with Rodolfo. Gaz would get a proper revenge from him if the time is right, that cocky Scottish bastard is always up for a tussle
While Ghost is… different. If he’s tickled by someone other than his beloved Johnny boy, be it a nurse during a checkup, or Gaz in a friendly banter, the sensation doesn’t register, so he basically feels nothing, just the touch itself. That counts for other people’s presence in general — Johnny is the only one who makes his body relax as if by command, so if there’s someone else in the room and Johnny tries tickling Ghost, he’d just look at his man, unimpressed, with a mix of disbelief and confusion on his face. Something along the lines of “seriously? you’re being that carefree? you know the rules, what do you think you’re doing?”. Even if Ghost can’t see the other person or is unaware of their presence, he still somehow feels that they’re there, so in this particular scenario he wouldn’t react to tickling at all.
In addition, he’s only ticklish on his thighs, armpits, feet, and his neck a little, mostly when it comes to Johnny’s kisses. Though he doesn’t like getting his feet tickled at all, so Johnny avoids this spot, only occasionally giving it a few pokes to ragebait his fine lad. It is kinda possible to get him on his midriff, but only a little bit, and usually by blowing raspberries there, a nice mix of warm lips, the vibrations, and tiny prickles of Johnny’s stubble. It would earn Soap a chuckle or a few proper laughs if he’s lucky, but that’s about it. Though sometimes it’s hard to say whether Simon laughs from the tickling or from how ridiculous it all is.
While on the other spots — Ghost cannot take getting tickled at all. Pain is easy since it’s a regular body reaction, aiming to indicate that something’s off, not to mention that he’s so used to it, breaking a leg feels like a minor inconvenience at this point. And tickling is an alert system screaming YOU’RE GETTING TOUCHED DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW which is basically impossible to ignore, especially when it’s intense. And oh boy Johnny knows where it’s intense.
They always end up in tickling tussles where Johnny is a cackling mess, and Simon is a huffing, grunting man with a look on his face like he just downed an entire lemon in one go (don’t worry, he’s having fun, he just looks like that). He’s good at defending himself, naturally, but he always has to hold back so his military reflexes don’t kick in, and he doesn’t actually hurt his babygirl (there were a few accidents), and Johnny wouldn’t be Johnny if he didn’t take advantages of this. His only hope of winning is to get Simon’s ticklish spots and not end up in some tickly version of a grappling technique himself. If he’s captured, he’s doomed, Ghost doesn’t hold back when it comes to teaching Soap a lesson, so he’d gladly tickle him for twenty minutes in a row, enjoying his laughter and pleas for mercy like some fine bourbon. It’s all for shits and giggles, of course, he would never actually cross Johnny’s boundaries. Not to mention that there’s always something boyish and goofy about their tickle fights, as it genuinely looks like not two grown ass men with serious occupations, but a couple of kids are fooling around, taunting each other, making bets, mocking, boasting, gloating… all while knocking down every single item around them.
Unlike Johnny, Ghost can only take tickles for several minutes before tapping out, so if Johnny manages to get, for instance, his armpits, and stay there for a while, Simon turns into a guffawing mess. His face flushes easily, and he starts kicking like mad, eyes watering from laughter so much that he actually got his man worried once or twice. Or thrice. Or every single time it happens, because tears start straight up rolling down his face one by one, and the poor Brit can’t do a thing about it, too busy laughing his heart out, making Johnny absolutely melt at the sight. He’d coo at Simon, teasing him in an affectionate, friendly manner, using their ranks, while going all out on the poor guy, tickling him like his life depends on it.
Now, to answer your question more directly:
Johnny offered to give Simon’s back a massage and sat down on top of him? Simon lost.
Johnny refused the morning cuddles on their day off and rolled onto his side, his back facing Simon? Johnny lost.
Scotland playing against England in literally any competition? Their battle will be legendary.
The list goes on and on, and in the end the winner is both of them since they’re having a good ol’ time together ✨
Everyone's talking about their own S/O, and I finally mustered the courage to share mine...
My number 1 S/O is John Soap Mactavish!!!
I just wanted to say that... That's all...
coming over just to spit a hairball that i don’t have the time nor energy to work out; cw reader is fem + can get pregnant
one night stand soap who you take home after a night out on the pub, who rocks your world and makes you cum more times that you can even count before leaving for deployment
one night stand soap that shrugged off the fact that one of the condoms broke because you’re on the pill and he pulled out to paint your stomach and tits with cum anyway.
one night stand soap that has a letter waiting for him at the barracks when he gets back, paper wrinkled in a way only sweaty hands and tears mark do as you explain that you’re pregnant and it only can be hi given the time frame.
newfound baby daddy soap who for a moment thinks of asking for a trespass to another unit, use work as an excuse to move far away from the mess he’s just uncovered
baby daddy soap who for the life of him can’t deal with the catholic guilt he’s somehow skirted around until now. because he can convince himself he kills people for a good reason, that it’s the necessary sacrifice for the general safety and wellbeing. but he can’t do the same with leaving a struggling single mom alone, not with a little bairn that with no fault came to the world. not when he knows the weight that permanently settles on an undesired kid with an absent father.
baby daddy soap who sticks around and refuses to let you do this alone. the same one that unintentionally makes things so so much harder before he actually helps make them better.
Hey I hope I'm not bothering you but do you think you could maybe draw more LeeSoap or LeeGhost?
You’re not bothering me at all, I’m always happy to take requests!!
Hope you like it 🌸
Sometimes Soap annoys the living daylight out of Ghost, and he wants to get back at him somehow without hurting the man, so… yep. Soap’s going to be there for quite a while
For @blackwall-my-tiny-husband
The man who haunts my narrative
Ghoap Fanfiction
Ghost gets shot during the assault to capture Makarov. Despite his better judgment, Soap's not ready to face the military life without his brother-in-arms. Both Soap and Ghost end up needing some time away from their duties: Simon recovering from his injury and memory loss, and Johnny working through his war traumas.
How will they both handle their lives with that void occupying the space where love should bloom? Will they see each other again? Will they go back on the mission? Will they finally realise that life is too short to keep their feelings bottled up?
"We get dirty, and the world stays clean. That's the mission." Captain Price.
Johnny, It's Us!
Made for @artworkout2026 April Week 2 - Redraw a shot from a TV show
Did I maybe see this and think how much David from Schitt's Creek resembled Johnny MacTavish in this scene? Maybe
He's so done with the rest of the 141's shit. Going to make Ghost drag his ass out of that field 🤣
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