#comedy posts

[grumpy-eric]

I've decided to add a lot more comedy to my blog from now on. This is a great routine from the brilliant Jasper Carrot , you'll love this : ))

[deans-trenchcoat-baby-blog]

Every cop show intro ever

*body is found*

Coroner: Red marks around the wrists and ankles

Person A: Suggests restrainment, consensual?

Coroner: There's no bruising, and the woman that was with him had fuzzy handcuffs around her left arm

Person B: Kinky

Person A: *says some shitty cliché remark like:* Well now the fun is over

*theme song*

[ineedeitheranaxeoracupoftea]

You fuck him, I talk philosophy with him, we're not the same 😌

[dizzys-wrong-blog]

WhAt tHe fUCK aRe thE bIrds sO gOdDaMn exiTeD abOut aT 6 iN tHe mOrNinG

[thatloveluck]

Why is every person in popular tumblr posts deactivated?

[cumedyhut]

A Man and The Three worst Chinese torture tests

A Man and The Three worst Chinese torture tests

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost. It’s been nearly three weeks since he’s eaten anything besides what he could forage and he’s been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. 

One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering most of it and the man can’t see any other buildings in the area. However, he sees smoke coming out of the…

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[mostlywhiteandmostlynerdy]

ive gotten to the point where im so lazy that watching people work makes me tired.