I'd like to think, in a human!y/n x CRK story, about some stuff...
Like. There you are, in Earthbread, no idea how you got there.
So you decide to...stay away from the cookies. Because you see yourself as dangerous what with the bitey teeth and all.
Living in the forests, eating the cake wood trees, because edible.
And then eventually GB and the gang find you and bring you to the Cookie Kingdom. (Survival instinct? What's that? New friend time!)
So now you're in the kingdom, and the cookies just bring you...stuff to eat sometimes.
Like, they saw you eat a tree! A tree of all things! What else could you eat?
A beautifully crafted music box with a duck inside?! Crunched.
...a house? Well maybe not the whole house, just some of the wall. It's too big for you!
And you also tell them what they taste like.
Cakewood is woody, sugarcube stones taste stoney but sweet, candy tools are metallic, etc etc.
But you never bite a cookie. You never indicate you can. You don't want to hurt them or scare them.
...well, except that one time, but Burning Spice Cookie had it coming! And you only lightly bit off a finger...(worst mistake of your life...he's called BURNING SPICE for a reason! And also now he wants to fight/date/whatever you since you pose a challenge now???)
Lost in the Spire of Deceit?? PacMan your way out! Much to SMC's amusement/frustration!
Do that Saitama thing from One Punch Man where you bite down and break Choco Werebrute's hammer!
You're sturdier than most cookies! But also warm and soft?? They like that you're warm...and not soft like a cookie soft, a different soft. It's nice!
You also eat a bag of stolen goodies for Chili Pepper Cookie to get later...dodging some guards or whatever.
You don't have the heart to explain that you can't make it come back once you eat it...
I just like typing words.
Screaming into the void since I'm just a tiny account.
I can pretty much type whatever...so I just use it for random ideas.
