#cops suck

[star-nosed-nerd]

Janice hates police. Be like Janice!!

[mentallyfucked1]

[wandering-spork]

the fuzz harass and arrest comedians for telling jokes

but gladly ignore Donald Trump for stoking folks

WTF are the police there for

if they’re going to ignore 

the Trumps of yore?

. . .

no more

no more

defund

the

police

evermore

[brooklyn-alley-ratcat]

Most firefighters are himbos but my county’s are the most himbo-ish and I love them so much.

So I work at a locally owned pharmacy and have for the past 4 months after I finally got my pharmacy tech license. But before that, I worked at an Italian restaurant where two firefighters always came in to get calzones consistently at 12. Everyday they would step in the door and race each other to my register because who ever made it first would pay for the other.

These two full grown men would almost throw fits over trying to get me to “take my card! he pays for everything all the time so it’s only fair I do this time” and “no, no! don’t listen to him! He pays for way more so let me pay!”

This would go on for at least 5 minutes as they bickered over who would pay despite racing each other to determine who would. They always asked me who won and I learned to just shake my head and point to the guy who didn’t pay the day before.

Anyway, one day they came in calmly and were trying to find a good gift to give (I’ll calm this guy Cal) Cal’s son because it was his first Father’s Day. Cal was determined that since his son ended up basically getting him a granddaughter for Father’s Day that he had to give something to his son. So they kept asking me things I had gotten my dad in years past and I had to explain how I can’t do Father’s Day and have never gifted anyone anything. That was my first mistake. So immediately Cal and, I’ll call him Charlie, started exclaiming that “Well, I’ll be your honorary Father!” and “I can also be your honorary Father!”. Then they began bickering over who was the better honorary dad of mine. This went on until I changed jobs.

Now all that leads up to what happened today at work because I was taking a break from stapling bags of prescriptions and was roaming around the front of the pharmacy when all of a sudden in comes Cal and Charlie. They both took one look at me and yelled “My honorary daughter!” They bounded over looking like kids on the morning of Christmas and started asking how I was. Then Charlie asked what my favorite candy bar was because he wanted to get me one.

But of course Cal could not let Charlie show him up as the better honorary father so he asked if I had my driver’s license on me at the moment. When I confusedly said yes he tossed the firetruck’s keys at me then ran out the door screaming “shot gun!” Charlie was shaking his head as I handed him the keys back. He took off out the door and all I could hear before it closed was “Haha! You have to ride on top you loser.”

They eventually came back two hours later to get the medicine they were supposed to originally get and they both handed me a a 5lb bag of Sour Patch Kids each before promising to come back by and check up on me. Oh, and these guys are 48 years old and have been partner firefighters since they began as volunteers at 18. I swear if I hadn’t met their wives at their barbecues, I would have thought they were married to each other. But the reasons behind that line of thinking is a whole other story.

[lordterronus]

Humor me for a sec, are you a cop?

Sorry to disappoint, but no. I'm not a cop. I wouldn't really want to be at the moment either.

[thehorrcr]

I'm the most pale non white and my family is all good tanned and I'm like!?!!!?!?!?!?

Same here!!! half my family is REALLY dark, and the other half is super pale, and I just got ALL OF THE PALE GENES. I guess, it’s just a matter of what genes u get, obviously. But yeah, it’s definitely wild, because whenever my dad used to take me out places without my mom, when I was a kid, people would think he was just some Hispanic dude abducting a small white child. One time a police man came up to us, thinking my dad was kidnapping me, because I was throwing a fit, and I looked NOTHING like him, and didn’t leave us alone, until my mom came back and told him to fuck off.