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art blog(derogatory)
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Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
This post is a decade old this year.
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
what the fuck
I just….?
TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR
forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks
[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]
[ID: a pair of
outstretched hands, offering a
chess piece. End ID]
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.
took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.
actually my tags are too good not to include
follow me for more customer service tips and tricks
THIS is how it's done!!!
reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
3,531,544 non-Han’s
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.
3,697,721 non Han’s
im not hans
by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site
Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??
Where are you Hans
We’ll find you Hans
Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…
hans can’t run forever.
Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.
Hans will be found and eliminated
One by one they will f a l l
✨✨✨✨✨✨
Nuh, not me
My name is Roller and I support this message
nearly 11 million people not named hans
MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D
Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.
Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans
It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.
Why are we hunting down Hans?
Hans knows.
Not Hans uwu
I don’t think I’m hans
To those thinking we’ll actually find Hans:
I am not hands but we will find them eventually
the me is not the hans.
ELEVEN MILLION NOT HANS?!
Make that Eleven million and one.
No Hans in sight yet..
I Like to think there is a sad Hans looking at this
nope not hans- yall can call me starry tho
Hi my name is not Hans
yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.
cyber attackers work hard, but ao3 volunteers work much, much harder
is this orange or yellow.
its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now
hey op, what does this say?
nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71
Am I tripping?
Is that not 71?
You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.
world heritage post
It’s orange
it’s literally 71
Bestie it’s 74
Y’all it clearly fucking says 21
where are you getting that from?
Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing
its 74 bestie you might be colorblind
That 81 person can see shrimp colors
I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.
For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.
Also, the car is orange.
flat fuck friday
you know what day it is
queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday
Hello! I love your art sm and it’s so pretty! If you don’t mind me asking, how do you make draw your art-? Like what’s the process behind it?
(Sorry if this doesn’t make sense I’m bad at explaining stuff lol)
hi! i’m stoked anyone would want to know my process, no i don’t mind at all! tumblr deleted the draft i made where i went in depth about everything and i’m extremely mad about it, but hopefully this one sends.
i’m not sure if there was a specific drawing you were referring to, bc sometimes my process changed depending on how enthusiastic i’m feeling about the piece, but this is a general guide using the au as a reference :
1. sketch! i mostly just get down the main shapes.
2. finalise lineart!
3. Block colours! on the layer below lineart, use select tool within the lineart, alpha lock it, and add in block colours (this is where i experiment, you can see the remnants of lloyd’s other shirt colours near the collar before i decided i didn’t like them). i also put in loose details if i think i’m going to forget them before the render (eg i knew i wanted kais pants to be a gradient so i put it on the colour block layer so i could use the gradient later on in the render layer).
4. render! on the layer above colour, i put all my details. i use the lasso took a lot for shading and for hair (second image has a selection i used for kais roots. i select an area that i want to give depth w lasso tool, and airbrush either a shade lighter or darker than base).
5. shadows! set the layer above render to multiply and add in shadows to create more depth. i blend some of the shadows in, but mostly not bc i like the texture the harsh lines give (also the colours are gone so the shadows are more obvious for tutorials sake)
6. check values and colour lineart!
on a layer above everything, i fill with a completely desaturated shade (can be any) and set to saturation. this makes the image black and white, and i can go through and see if i need to change any colours or shading to make it more readable. i also alpha lock the lineart and add a warm red where ever i think blush would be on the face, or flesh is.
7. backgrounds if any then done! i also have a speedpaint of the nya and zane process to see it in action plus the order of layers
me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has
me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier
This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.
Me as a writer: I feel like I’m repeating myself, I’ve already used that theme, I’ve already written that kink, that other character uses that speech pattern so this one in another fandom can’t, I feel like I’m writing predictable things, is this different enough from that other thing I wrote, are people filling out bingo cards by my work? :sobbing:
Me as a reader: oh hell yeah this hit the spot exactly, I hope this writer has written 20 more just like it
what sense are you most sensitive in regards to I wanna see something
sight/visual
sound/auditory
smell
taste
touch/tactile/textures
secret sixth option
more than one of these
other/see results
I’m autistic and made this for other autistic people but anyone with sensory issues can interact/vote/etc. :)
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?
'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters
Ok just for curiosity reasons
Did you transfer to tumblr through a mass migration?
Nope I am here because I want to be and also I am stuck here forever please help
Yeah I moved here from Twitter and now people are mean to me 😔👍
Yeah I moved here from Reddit and people are nicer to me 😃👍
I came here from Tiktok because it was trendy at one point uhhhhhhhhh
I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3
the results are SO FRICKING FUNNY
I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this
why do you have short nails?
homo reasons
just like them short
male raised to believe nails must be short
neurodivergent reasons
digital artist reasons
mixture of reasons (explain in tags?)
other reason (explain in tags bc i am picking my brain thinking of reason lmao)
they're not short
