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Isobel: I didn't come here to be insulted!

Violet: Oh? Where do you usually go?

Things no one will be surprised to hear me say one day.

That’s me. I [eat] and I know things.

Honestly, don’t you [insert number] read ?

I don't dislike [him/her/them/it]. I just don't like [him/her/them/it]. Which is quite different.

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our [5 p.m. snack].

Home isn’t a place. It’s the [books] in it. And they’ll always be with you.

No, I can't kill you today. I have Pilates.

What the hell am I doing here?

Don’t let the hard days win.

Some people say that I'm intense or I'm insane.

Violet: Here's a thousand pounds to break up with Cora.

Robert: Save that money for our wedding.

When people get too friendly with me, I like to call them by the wrong name so they know I don’t really care about them.

The Dowager

Robert: How do you sleep at night?

Violet: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to because then there’s more room for me on the low road.

The Dowager

Isobel: Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends - ya basic!

Violet: …..

Isobel: It’s a lower-class insult. It’s devastating.

Isobel: You’re devastated right now.

Isobel: AACHOOO

Isobel: (reaches for a tissue) May I?

Violet: (yanks the box away) These are my tissues, Isobel. If you were planning on sneezing, you should have brought your own.

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