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[blowfliesorangeeyes]

Elend venture my beloved

"your girlfriend has been lying to you this whole time. She's actually a thief instead of a noble and might've been trying to steal from you"

"🥺poor girl🥺 it must've been so stressful for her pulling this heist off 😔"

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

I've been looking for a pretty new horror podcast to listen to! I miss the fellas! so far I've listened to and enjoyed (inhale);

The Magnus Archives

Malevolent

Woe.begone

Red Valley

Wooden Overcoats

Archive 81

King Falls AM

The Sheridan Tapes

Death by Dying

The Penumbra Podcast

How I Died

Wolf 359

Welcome to Nightvale

The White Vault

The Black Tapes

Spirit Box Radio

Jar of Rebuke

Camp Here and There (Started)

The Silt Verses (Started)

Old Gods of Appalachia (Started)

Hello From The Hallowoods (Started)

If anyone has anything fun they've listened to lately I'd love to give it a gander! :)

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

im getting a little cynical reading spideypool fanfic stuff while reading the actual spider-man comics because. like. why isnt he Peter Parker??? why is he a 1-d bratty twink and nothing else? why does he have the god-like virtue and only-able-to-do-good personality deadpool falsely thinks he has?? why is deadpool allowed to tell jokes but he isnt? why is deadpool allowed to fuck up but he isnt? theyre both characters that mean so much, so why are we making peter a blank slate of Good Guy Who Is Annoyed With Deadpool and nothing else??? did we forget the reason he was shipped with dp in the first place?? did we forget that, while poking fun at deadpool, he also pokes fun at everything else because he doesnt know how to shut the fuck up either??? its not 'deadpool and random soft boy who can do no wrong' its deadpool and THEE *Peter Parker.* i love arrogant, snarky peter parker growing into his powers and feeling like the whole world is at his fingertips as he conquers highschool, i love tired photographer peter parker trying not to lose his dead end job at the daily bugle as every week someone new dies, i love haunted, destructive peter parker who realizes just how serious it is and just how little he can do while norman osborn settles over his shoulders like a physical weight, i love wonderstruck every-man peter parker seeing just how much the rest of the superhero community has that he never did, i love mellowed good-guy peter parker learning to help in smaller ways through his time as a science teacher and all of the matured, complex, less shallow imperfection he shows there in, i love autistic science nerd who doesn't get a single hint peter parker, i love peter parker when he always has a joke on his tongue because the alternative would be admitting none of this has ever been funny, i love cockroach peter parker who never, ever, stops even when his body is failing and his mind has gone fuzzy because he knows if he stops now he'll never start back up again. i love peter parker when he's alone in a rundown apartment after everyone he loves has died, starving on a too-small paycheck, and Still going out and fighting every night because he has always been Spider-Man and it is impossible for himself to find it in him to stop now.

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

YOU own that Deadpool shirt because of his dark racey humor heh... remember when comedy was legal heh... #thevoices, *I* own that Deadpool shirt because I want to bend him at the waist and rail the thought boxes out of him. We are on opposite sides of these tracks, you and i

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

"you realize you're insulting me and asking for a favor at the same time, right?"

"give me a break my insurance only coverd four therapy sessions"

Carlton Lassiter my beloved <3

Also Lassiter and Gus doing tap together is very important to me, when late seasons of a show start throwing shit at the wall beautiful things can happen

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

God I love Spideypool so much when Peter is also driven just a bit crazy

He's been a superhero since 15 and there is something broken within him that cannot be fixed, you can't go through hurt and heal like that and come out the other side unscathed. Maybe physically but never mentally. It just adds so much rich depth to his character, someone who goes out and almost dies time and time again for a city that hates him and people who will never meet him again. God it's so good, everyone talks about how Deadpool is the crazy one with his thought boxes and the pain of his body and the murder, but Peter *has* to be at least a little bit over the edge as well to keep doing what he does night after night. He only knows Spider-Man, it's his entire teenage and adult life, he never had a chance to develop normally and whatever's left is an odd facsimile of genuine normalcy Do You Get It

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

Margaret Houlihan they could never make me hate you Margaret Houlihan. I don't care if you're the bad guy I don't care if the show works against you I don't care if you're callous or ignorant or cruel they could never make me hate you because you're really just a good woman in a bad place and I love you. Incredible actress in an incredible role making history

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

Finding someone in real life with the same niche taste in books as you is akin to the clouds parting and sun shining down and everything good in life all at once actually. I'm a deer in the headlights of a car except the person driving the car is also a deer so it's great