#crack pairings

[gawrkin]

Crack Arthurian pairings that have a canon basis

Kay x Brangaine

Pellinore x Gwenhwyfach

Mark x Guinevere

Geraint/Erec x Morgause

Gawain x Olwen/Guinloie/Enide/Other character's love interests

Morgan le Fay x Gaius Julius Caesar (and Hector of Troy)

Lancelot x Normal Heterosexual Love Interest (Janphie, Iblis)

[nikikeya]

Jax doodles

[deviantly-seasoned]

I’m resurrecting the Linorra or the Korralin tag cause my Lordy I miss it. Lin deserves some loving too.

[heyhopperart]

Working on a couple commissions and gifts ❣️

[thewickedbohemian]

Just remembered a really stupid-but-not-in-the-bad-way idea I had for a High Potential crack pairing

First of all even in the likely even this doesn't happen I feel like odds are good that the Roman reveal in the S2 finale isn't all it seems and if Roman is good-or-at-least-not-evil enough of a guy to, when we find him, become some sort of recurring guest star, I don't think he and Morgan are gonna go back to being anything more than friends. And for some reason I see part of why being a flip-reverse of a scene we saw with Karadec and Lucia where he's metaphorically never changed but she's changed too much for him or something.

But you know who seems to have a clear attraction to artists and/or chaotic people and a willingness to let someone's indiscretions go at the time (just beat themselves up about it later)...

Yeah that's right somehow (at least via what I've imagined about Roman to fill in the gaps of the info we have) my brain combined my hunch that someone on this show is gonna turn out to be queer eventually with my belief that if they find Roman and he's a good guy that doesn't mean Morgan and Roman have to get back together but how could he still otherwise hypothetically recur to create some kind of Roman/Karadec crack pairing weirdness aka how Ava Gillory just keeps acquiring more dads

[hislittleraincloud]

Bianca + Morticia? Reluctant to use her song, Bianca attempts to seduce Morticia for blackmail material. Things do not go as planned.

Hester + Wednesday + Varicose? Wednesday needs her grandmama’s help to retrieve her book. A proposition is made and accepted.

Mmmnah. If I were to do agegap lesbian Wednesday it'd be with Weems. I could do one of those in the future, though. If it invades my brain with a compulsion like Wagnes or Thingclair has.

That reminds me...you have to see this idiot I've been arguing with on TT:

Thing T. Thing. Not Thing Addams, though I'm sure this fucking show's going to refer to him as Thing Addams because why not.

He is an appendage. A walking hand. What the fuck. He is capable of getting people off with his fingers. Why the fuck wouldn't a very horny teenager command him (in the case of Wensthing) to do it for her? Are the antis really that virginal that they would assign real world laws TO A WALKING HAND

Well shit. I have to write Wensthing for the second volume of Short Tales of W.O.E.

[uv-duv]

vote for a shadows crack ship and defend it to the death in the tags

topher/guillermo (tophiullermo)

nandor/guillermo's mom (milf slayer)

nadja/wallace (they're both screamers)

sean/nandor (relentlessly average)

simon the devious/doug peterson (simon the dougious)

jan/evie russell (emotional manipulation)

laszlo/1990 census taker (censusworth)

colin robinson/the djinn (colin robindjinn)

freddie/jeremy/freddie (majo sandwich)

derek/jenna (d4d: dork for dork)

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023