[2] Doing one of your weekly Boss fights [Fic]
"Tch- let's hope we get more masks today. I'll get my ref sheets first, then see how this team works on him. " You mutter moving towards the domain. "What will it be getting this week, Dottores' Mask, Dottores' belts, or Dottores' plug."
[Them being self-aware while you're playing. Today's Team; Zhongli, Columbina, Ineffa and Baizhu vs Heretic of the False moon; Il Dottore]
Cw. SFW. Actual Boss battle fight, Forth wall breaks, use of canon Voicelines. Temporary character death [Video game logic] [Part 3]
"It feels surreal." Columbina gasps as she looks around the domain, looking over her shoulder when Zhongli steps through shortly behind her and blinks
"Ah, You fought at the basis of this domains' foundation, is that right?" he asks curiously, helping Baizhu step through the veil then Ineffa.
"I did." She frowns, face sesrching the grounds "theres a bit missing here."
"Correct. We believe it to be a feature special to the domains nature," Ineffa adds, folding her hands in front of herself. "The guides' device can only store so much of our surroundings as it is a temporary space, to keep all things loaded here would threaten the stability of our connection to them."
"Do not fret the details, child of the Moon." Zhongli dips his head in kind to Columbina "We will not be here long."
"Hah. how insulting, Morax."
Zhonglis' golden eyes slit and narrow at the use of his name, heads turning to face the sight of Dottore, the man larger than Columbina last remembered him to be
she frowns. 'No, that's right, it's only a segment.'
She glances back to the screen shining behind Zhonglis' form to glance at your face, your cheek pressed into your palm as you blow a puff of air from between your lips, waiting for something. she turns back to Dottore
"Surprised to see I'm not dead, little sister?" He taunts, making her shiver in disgust at the tone
"Dottore." Ineffa steps in, placing a hand on her shoulder to pull the woman back behind the trigger line. "I recommend waiting until the Guide is able to step in."
"Guide?" He growls out the nickname. "Do you not even care to use your Gods name? is it so sacred you feel unable to? unworthy?"
"We've had this conversation plenty of times by now." Baizhu finally pipes up, a wince on his face as his stomach settles from the teleportation "Do refrain from the repetition"
"Pathetic." he spits back
Columbina looks between the group a little lost, the four seemed to know each other well
or, well enough, that they're confident enough to talk back to Dottore so casually
She frowns when he turns to face her, ignoring the other three.
"Columbina, this will be our first rematch. I look forward to the secondary trial." he clicks his tongue "a shame you will not win this time."
'hmn'
You perk up as the screen loads in, and you see Zhongli facing the Trilunar God, arms folded, and the familiar looking rock orbiting him his eyes glowing- you hesitate, twirling the camera around to bring up his face close to the screen.
Oddly detailed. slitted. blinking...?
you lean back a moment, taking in a deep breath, more and more things haven't been right in your game, and this seemed to be another new thing.
'Not a mod.' You think, twisting the camera around again. 'No lag.'
and yet so... cool.
Zhongli smiles softly as his eyes follow the small golden orb, not unlike the meteor he controls, swirl around him, the screen from earlier morphing into the tiny seelie pet of yours.
"It seems we will not be in a rush today," he comments, leaning back to address the others. "They wish to take photo's today."
Dottore deflates, clicking his fingers and dropping down onto the platform and crossing his arm in disappointment
"what does that mean?" Columbina murmurs, facing the archon
A kamera appears, floating for a second before dropping into Ineffas open palm
"It means it is time for your photoshoot."
You hum pleased as you looked over the screenshots, a collage of Columbina in her idle animation, attack, and her burst. The background perfect for the images.
Pulling out of the kamera feature, you twirl her in a circle, smiling at the gentle sounds of twinkles coming off of her footsteps. tapping the controls, you let her character pause, hit the inventory screen, and open up the screenshots on a separate tab
Columbina wobbles as she centres herself, arms spread out
"Well, that went quite well." Baizhu muses, taking her forearm to help stablise her "not nearly as long as the last set."
"This is a normal event?" Columbina questions
"Yes, it is."
"why?..."
Baizhu purses his lips, glancing at Zhongli, who lets out a chuckle at the swap
"I believe it's just in appreciation of us, Child of the Moon." he awnsers. "Is it so odd that our patron God reveres us in turn?"
"Yes." she awnsers immediately. "Why would they care for us?" she turns her gaze to the seelie and frowns "I still don't... understand this guide."
"Perhaps that is because you are one yourself," Zhongli points out "One that operates differently to our 'eye in the sky'"
"Are you done, yet." An irritated voice calls out, again, Dottore calls out unprompted
Zhongli sighs and shakes his head "Yes, they're just sorting through the photographs"
he grits his sharpened teeth. "Perhaps you could try being a bit more proactive?" he growls, lifting his mask to your obscured visage, his sight seeing through the frail 'screen' straight through to you. hand twitching and summoning a black and red mutation and jamming his fist through it
You click 'save' on the last image and place down your phone, stretching before turning your attention back to the game and seizing up when you notice the blind movements of a hand-
a hand. patting around the flat screen of your device.
your jaw drops at the blue appendage and lean over to watch its pointer finally grasp onto your controls, and inch your Columbina forwards in the game-
The screen glitches, the black and red inky mist where the hand protrudes thinning, making the hand flinch and retreat, but it's done what it needed to.
[Take cover behind the Ancient Moon's Remnants to escape the moonfall impact...]
"The night sky... dims... once more..." You watch in horror as Columbina falls.
Snapping out of it, Gasping and leaping to grab the controls to immediately steer Zhongli behind the obelisk just in time to save him from getting one shot too when the screen glitches again, rolling straight into the next commandment despite the first still occuring on screen
[Stay right where you are, or you'll be punished for crossing the line...]
you take your hands off the controls, your hands were trembling from adrenalin, if you kept them on it -
[Affected by The Doctor's power, your sense of direction is now inverted...]
'you-'
[Do not face The Doctor, for gazing upon a God invites punishment...]
You gape at the screen when Zhonglis' pillar activates by itself and brings up his shield
'This... was no longer just a game'
Columbina shuffles away from the glaringly bright walls of the tight enclosure she finds herself in, grasping at her chest and panting before being able to focus back on the fight
Zhongli is reasonably annoyed, kicking up his polearm and knocking back The Doctor, Baizhu just behind urging Changsheng to whip around and slither around the heretics leg and biting down once, twice.
"Ugh -" The mad man grins sadistically "That's more like it; some results of value."
"Columbina!" She jumps, turning to see Ineffa making her way to her, jumping over the numberous lazer devices, stamping the nearest into the ground and crushing it underfoot, hooking the toe of her boot beath and kicking it into the next
the lineup tumbles like a domino stack, allowing her to reach the moon goddess in quick succession
"Here." The android hands over the MRE device, a golden sparkle shines "Eat, Baizhu will put up his shield the moment you revive."
she reaches out her hand to the bag, swallowing down the seethrough appearance of her limb, memories bubbling forth of the past few months
"An egg?" she whispers
"Fried. Bennett made them." Ineffa nods, stamping her polearm into the ground, summoning Birgitta and seeing it immediately teleport on top of the two in battle. She holds her hand out to Columbina with her shield spreading and coating her
"You'll feel better afterwards. We will sort through the optimal food options for you at a later date."
She grimaces but picks out an egg, tossing the small thing into her mouth and chewing. when she swallows, she watches with a morbid curiosity as her skin sparkles and loses the transparency
with help, she stands and nods to Ineffa, facing the fight and following her back in.
a green glow consumes her form and deflects the stray blasts that ricochet from the clashing of Zhonglis favonius polearm and The Doctors raised arm
"Entropy!" Zhongli doesn't falter, jamming the tip of his weapon into the battleground, preventing him from being blasted backward
Baizhu is not so lucky, Changsheng hisses as both of them fly through the air and are knocked out of the arena, the same veil that'd coated Columbina moments before apearing on him as he's rolled into the stasis box
"We must hurry" Ineffa raises her voice, "he-"
Columbina quickly clasps her hands together "Allow me to step in."
Just as quickly as he was knocked down, he'd been revived. the pained and tired look on the pharmacists face wincing as he struggles to sit up from the harsh blow, a series of rough coughs spurting from his mouth causing her to falter "ah- that was supposed to help"
"Go." Ineffa presses her towards where Zhongli is currently stalling solo "i will assist the good Doctor."
they nod at each other and split up
She waves her hand and sends a torent of hydro into the face of Dottore, the unexpected attack making him splutter at the absurdity of it and making him glitch, teleporting back to swipe at his face. Zhongli perks up and takes a deep breath. to Columbina he didn't look too injured, just tired.
He summons another piller as another vanishes, the golden glow flickering as it swaps over
"Welcome back." he greets "now. should we test that new ability of yours?"
she raises her hands, to the sky and drags it down, a phantasmal set of wings bursting from her back "New moon rises!"
hydro drips from the heavens, crystaline chimes ringing out on the field and as Zhonglis' pillars pulse in energy, golden sigils sprout from the earth creating a minefield
Dottore straightens and grins at the development "Good, keep it up. I'm still collecting data."
Guiding them back and forth was exhausting, the game not functioning normally, the controls worthless as you arent able to move them. the screen pointer becoming like a suggestion you recognise from The Sims.
"c'mon..." you whisper under your breath as Zhongli and Columbina enter the rifts and the scene changes
your whole team is visible now, not just your main. that inky mist making your device now permenantly fucked with.
you open the inventory and slog through the food category and tap the elemental potions, draging the item above the Baizhu and Ineffa and watching as they hold out their hands and catch the vials
you look on with distress as Baizhu is helped to his feet by Ineffa, popping the capmand downing the elemental stimulus in one gulp, Ineffa doing the same
"Defensive mode engaged"
you breath out a sigh of relief when Ineffas shield appears around them
"Mind the side effects."
they both engage Dottore, Ineffa taking lead with Birgitta while Baizhu sticks to the outskirts, throwing out his arm occasionally and sending Changsheng out and refreshing their shield
the battleground shatters and Dottore stumbles, a cry of agrivation as Zhongli and Columbina reappear through the rift
"So you rather wallow in this rotten, decaying world?!"
your shoulders sink in pure relief as the Doctor collapses to his knees, the the leyline flower bursting out beside him and the domain clears of obstacles
"You-" you voice cracks, all five of them free at the sound of your voice, faces snapping straight to you making you waiver at the realistic fluidity of their movements, their appearance. "What the fuck was that!"
[What boss are you fighting next? weekly or otherwise, and who's your team of the day for it? - I personally dont have everyone, so screenshot doodles at the end will vary unless you send in your own! either works, Thank you for reading!]









