"Stevieeeee~" Peter slurs, throwing himself over the super soldier, "I missed youuuuu."
"Peter, you can't keep getting drunk just because you know I'll help you." Steve sighs, "I have a life too."
"I knowwww but cmon Stevie." The boy pouts from his place in the blond's arms. "I just know how good you take care of me after. You take me home, you cuddle up to me in your bed, you make me breakfast." He giggles. "You should just ask me to be your boyfriend already."
"Peter." Steve sounds so sad now, exhausted. "Don't say things like that."
"Why not? It's true."
"Because I would love for you to be my boyfriend. But you're just drunk, you only call me when you are. And I deserve more in a relationship."
"Stevie," Peter laughs, "I might be drunk but I'm not stupid. Nor a liar. You never answer my texts during the day. So I thought the only way you wanted to talk to me was when I was vulnerable. You think I don't know what you do to me when you tuck me into bed with you? Tsk tsk, Mr. America."
Steve's blood runs cold. He can't breathe. How does Peter know?
"Don't worry, Mr. Rogers. I love the way you touch me."