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Balancing ur mental health and ur passion can be hard..
Just some rambles about Nart and bpd below ahsjfkfl
One time my brother was making a Get Better Card for a hospital (?) in class, and because I’m The Greatest Artist In The World (/s), he asked me for ideas. I somehow convinced him to go For a SILVERWARE THEME that said “Get Well Spoon”. Some person is sitting in a hospital somewhere with a GET WELL SPOON card and if that’s not great idk what is.
Thanks for this ask!! And so so sorry I let it wither away in my ask box for like forever, pls forgive me! :(
First of all: this is hilarious and amazing and just my type of humor and when I first read it a story came to mind cause I once made a birthday card for a neighbor and I filled it with lots of puns too but I couldn’t quite remember and didn’t have the right words in English so that’s why I wanted to wait to reply but that kinda backfired :/
Thanks for telling me this tho and I’m sure whoever got the card was happy about it and had a laugh hehe
IM SO SHOOK I'VE HAD THIS CHARACTER DESIGN FOR SO LONG HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED
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Might start doin lore round here. Ya’ll interested
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The Benny Boy Phenomenon
Okie dokie as promised! Welcome to Coral makes fun of Benny yet again! Today we coming back yet again to Spotify. Gonna start with the ridiculous numbers obviously xd It's been 85 days since 11:11 and 57 days since the whole EP. Here a screenshot I took just now! OH BOI! Can ye see how all other song are still below 300k? And Bulianne song is up there with well over 2 millions streams... I'm still baffled as to how the fuck this happened? Rise Up got a music video too and even the stupid FEMALE Pirate Song is above it? Seriously WTF? Cuz bestie it ain't adding up when ye think of it?
Welp... That much we don't know x.x but I looked over twitter when the Spotify Wrapped was a thing couple of days back... What did I find? First of all I'm not trying to make fun of anyone or any of that shite, I saw lotsa numbers and that gets me moist alrite? I’m just trying to understand the disproportion in the numbers and further prove that his music career got him nowhere and the only people listening are his previously established fans. What I'm gonna do is describe ye something I called The Benny Boy Phenomenon!
So I found some muffins sharing their Spotify stats. So I put it into tables. Now, so we can make it clearer. The Spotify wrapped takes 10 months into account, from the 1st of January till October 31st. Benny's first song dropped on September 17th, quick math and we know that his songs were accounted for over 44 days period. Some muffins actually acknowledged the THING themselves!
Here I made the 11:11 streams table. Starts quite innocent. Maybe listened to it every day? Maybe once or twice it was couple of times... And then we have more... long distance listeners? Kinda seems like the 2 millions is a work of very persistent fans hmmm? Yesss ye see good. Some beautiful soul listened to 11:11 for over four days non-stop over 44 days period. Majority had 11:11 as their top song of the year after only 44 days x.x
Now we have the minutes of artist streamed, and some of the muffins from previous table are here as well! What do we have here tho. Welp we have 20 muffins who had Benny as the most streamed artist. Together they streamed Benny's whole music repertoire (mostly 11:11 tho) for many many minutes... The minutes turned into hours, the hours turned into days... And over 44 days, 20 lil butterflies all together streamed Benny's music so long that it turned into non-stop 45 days of streaming... I could absolutely not compare it to my stats cuz mines are not that wild and are full of different artists and songs and ma top song is, another year in a row, Ma Baker which I listened to 52 times OVER 10 MONTHS! I did found a good comparison tho! The K-pop fans! Their Spotify wrapped numbers were shockingly similar to the lower halves of ma tables x.x
Soooo I still think Benny's music is bad af but I understand that some muffins may like it. But this is just?? I don't understand? Do they feel they have to? Because this just looks like an overkill? 44 days? Literal hours of streaming per person? Benny please drop yer Spotify for artist stats, they show ye the most eager streamers right? I want to see the top 10 numbers... I fucking need it.
Confirmed info. Music dream is an absolute flop <333 only the fangirls are interested, not all of them tho!