#crotch goblins

[tingyyytingsss]

This has the same energy as a child biting an aunt or uncle

[meadcwfaeryy]

It took my entire soul to not get up and deck the hell out of them or say smth to the front desk without seeming like a karen 2/10 movie experience I’m watching shit from home for now on y’all don’t know how to teach your kids manners. I legit had to thundercunt my back into the seat anytime the kids me. Its not that fucking difficult to teach your pre teens public manners & decency. I legit almost stood up & said something nearly 50 times bc thats the amount of bullshit they were pulling but didn’t. I refused to go up front to the desk because I didn’t wanna seem like a Karen either so i sat there to entire movie seething.

[ladygsimss]

Meet the newest crotch goblins additions to the Carter Family. Jeremiah & Jenesis 😍💕

Jeremiah has already had enough of his sister's crying.🤣🤣

[daakureisaiko]

[airasora]

[ouroboros1781]

Is that better or worse than calling them crotch goblins? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[remnantsofhersoul]

According to the staff where I am on placement, you have not achieved anything in life if you don’t pop out a crotch goblin.

It’s also awful if you’re old & don’t have adult crotch goblins to take care of you. Is that not in its self, one of the most selfish things a person can do? Bring a life into this fucked up world just for your own personal support as an elderly person?

Not to mention, we work in mental health. Our clients may not have been well enough to have children or chose not to because of the risk they have to pass on the predisposition to mental illness. Are their lives therefore worthless & they haven’t achevird anything? That’s a bleak view & quite a nasty, hate filled one for people who work in mental health. Surviving debilitating mental illness is a massive achievement & why are friends not enough?

[sweetie-petey]

fun, peppy flyers I made while sleep deprived and on the verge of a panic attack, part 6.

Feel free to use them for whatever you please, I don’t care if you give me credit or not