#crowtheoutlastrialreagent

[electricoyle]

Coyle~ come to the shuttle I have a gift..or two for you! Its definitely not bricks and glass bottles

Liars'll get their tongues ripped'n fried! Who fancies commie tongue fer dinner now!?

[a-bradley-avellanos]

If murkoff picks up homeless people could.. possibly kids enter the facility? Is there even an age limit to this?

Naturally, we try to choose subjects with the least likelihood to be dearly missed throughout their stay with us. Children typically have people who miss them, or at least, enough tenacity and hope to bite handlers and scientists as hard as possible.

In a way, you’re all like children. We teach you and punish you and ensure a bright future for you. So who needs knee high, snot-nosed, real children, anyway.

[clydeperryisms]

"why are murkoff staff so mean>:( also hi Clyde"

Define "mean." Everyone at Murkoff has a job to do.

[yourbuddybonnie]

Crow stares at the reagent "..do you want to help me throw bricks and glass battles at the prime assets?"

Bonnie stares back.

“I mean…always. But how do I know you're not going to run off if they catch me? I had that happen once.” 🤨

[tinker-trapped]

I hate ex pops>:( they are worse then prime assets

Heyyy, I’m an Ex-Pop. They aren’t that bad… I definitely feel just a bit safer around more Ex-Pop compared to the Prime Assets. I still have to be very cautious around them, but I don’t think it’s as dangerous for me to get close or hold onto them. If they knew about me (and hopefully won’t kill me), I think they might even see me as an equal… I can’t say the same for the Prime Assets, I’ve seen how some of them treat the Ex-Pop. Very mean.

[electricoyle]

Throws a brick directly in your face "this one is for the snitch!" @dannythesnitch

He stumbles backwards, spitting out dust and wiping his face off with his sleeve.

"G'BACK HERE FUCKFACE! YOU THINK YOU'S SO NOBLE EH!? GETTIN' PETTY REVENGE FER A CUNT A'KNOW BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL!"

[a-bradley-avellanos]

"the chicken was kind of dry why don't us reagents get any real meat anyways:("

Your physical weakness allows your mind to be pliable. Let the therapy in and you won’t want the meat that bad. Just trust us, bro.

[a-bradley-avellanos]

Sooooo about that Polaroid was that fake?Also I'm pretty sure this whole guard thing proves that reagents could probably do a mass escape attempt

-🐦‍⬛

All it proved was the immense foolishness of the reagent population. The picture is real, I just didn't hide it. Naturally, I keep it for when I need it most. Like, getting a raise, or having the last slice of pizza at the company pizza parties.