#crypy

[bunnys-lil-hideout]

oh to slowly teach my f/o what being in a healthy and happy relationship is like. or vice versa of them teaching me.

for me to teach them that it's okay to talk about their problems and that mistakes can happen and it's not their fault that they aren't experienced in handling personal situations like these because they never got the chance to.

to be there to comfort them for the first them and watch them slowly get used to being loved and worried about. or for them to comfort me and realize they genuinely help me to feel better.

to watch them get better at communicating and telling me what it is that i might've done to make them feel good or bad or them admitting to doing something they shouldn't have and for us to work it out patiently and see that we're both still learning, especially even if one or both of us is experienced.

to grow as a person with your f/o is so so wonderful.

[bunny-heels]

i. hm.

[bunnys-lil-hideout]

the poor but sweet f/o that doesn't have a high vocabulary or can never think of how to vocally express their feelings. it takes them a long time to come up with things to say, to tell you about how much they appreciate and love you, or how you make them feel loved and cared for.

situations where they suddenly go up to you on just a random normal day, put a hand on you and lock eyes with you, and say without warning. "I love you. Thank you for loving me." then they give a small kiss or pat before walking off, probably extremely flustered, leaving you standing there just kinda confused.

where you're about to leave them for a small while for whatever reason, and they stutter a bit before saying "Be safe, please. I love you. Have fun." they close the door for you and when they're sure you're gone they let out a big sigh and try to shake off their feeling of worry

after a date when you've been brought home to be dropped off or you both come home together, they're silent until you're at the door, gently taking your hands and squeezing them. feeling a hard pulse through their palms before they take a deep breath. "I really liked tonight. I loved it. I love being with you, talking to you, having you with me. Thank you for tonight, really. You mean a lot to me." they lean in and give a soft kiss to your cheek and lips before you both either go opposite ways or go back to your room to sleep, either way they feel all nervous and giddy when they get in bed and think about you

they do their best to make up for their silence, and even though they don't need to, and they've apologized for it and you've told them it's fine because you know they love you even when they don't say it often, you appreciate their effort nonetheless

[bunnys-lil-hideout]

your non-human f/o, probably hellbent on taking over the world, keeping you around as like a double-agent/servant, who does look after you to make sure youre not unhealthy psychically and mentally, and youre really only working for them because youre super attracted to them and want to please them.

they also know full well about your attraction and use it to their advantage, calling you a "good little human" and giving you the slightest physical contact that just makes you lose your mind. probably makes you wear a collar at all times, but its not a super obvious one. has also probably gotten really close to your face and kinda breathed you in like they were going to kiss you, but just gives you a gentle push commanding you to get back to work.

has probably bitten you on the shoulder to show dominance. probably called you a few sweet petnames and a few mean nicknames, both of with get you flustered. really just treating you like a tool and youre fine with it even knowing they'll never like you back.

(but then like a year or two later they do end up liking you that way and theyre SO confused and kinda mad at themselves for it because wtf ew no youre a human but also FUCK how'd they not like you sooner)

[bunny-heels]

oh to have met an alien who was around for the past nearly 6 decades on Earth and is the son of an alien sex god then proceed to fall in love with him and having to get on my knees so we can kiss

[bunny-heels]

mmmMmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM fuck it im------

i wanna do cute shit with Crypto and Zim b a d ly. i wanna. hang out with Crypto outside of a 80s era themed casino in an alleyway while he rants about why Earths economy is dog shit and i get to have him in my arms and keep him close to my chest.

and i wanna. wanna be in Zim's lab in the background doin my own thing while his rambling is my sensory stim, and i wanna keep Gir in my lap so he stays outta trouble while i watch Zim get more and more excited about plans of his that arent gonna work but still make him happy

and i wanna be able to have Crypto sweet talk me and talk in his cliche suave guy tone sayin all these flirty things to me while we're in his saucer lookin over a city. and i wanna have a sweets/sugar night with Zim where us both and Gir just have a bunch of sugary food together and hes talkin bout how hes fascinated by the body fat that humans like me have compared to the minimal amount most irkens have

iiiiiiiii wan. fuckin alien lovers

[bunny-heels]

hang on one sec *thinks of kissin crypto. thinks of kissin crypto. thinks of kissin crypto.*

[bunnys-lil-hideout]

4 and 10?

~ @scorpiolight-ships

<3 <3 <3 i'll have Crypy answer these!

🛸 "I'm kinda likin' these, it's like gettin' interviewed."

4. What do your family and friends think of them, if they’ve met?

🛸 "Woof, well Pox seemed like he was happy for me when he saw I found someone, but... h-he was worried it was gonna be another... 'Nat' situation. And that's what I was worried about too. But I made sure to promise I wouldn't mess up this time, and I was serious. Anyway, he seems to like her a lot. He actually likes how fascinated she is with Furons and how different we are compared to humans. If I'm out doin' whatever mission Pox has me doing, she's waiting for me at my saucer, talking to Pox about whatever it is he's hung up on. So I think, if anything, he's more than happy for me."

10. What do they do to get you flustered on purpose? What do they say when they do?

🛸 "So, a little fact, most Furons are around 3 feet tall, in human sizes. And because she's 5 feet, I reach up to her hip. She likes to do this lil' thing that drives me crazy. When we're standing still next to each other, she'll put her hand on the top of my head, and verrryyy slowly guide it so that the side of my head is resting against her leg and hips. She doesn't even say anything, she does it completely quietly, and so gently and subtly that when I do notice it, it's already been like a minute in and I'm too relaxed to pull away. And because she knows how much I like it, she doesn't do it that often. So it... feels extra special when it does happen."

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