#customer conversations

[chamander-used-razorleaf]

An actual conversation with a customer

Me: "Sorry I can't rent you a kayak as we are sold out."

Customer: "Well I am on vacation and this isn't what I want to hear on MY VACATION."

Me: "Sir, your vacation is my hell."

[stillebesat]

Little Boy: Where are all the fishies in this tank? Woman: They're gone. Little Boy: Oh, are they extinct? Woman: Huh? Little Boy: Are they extinct like the dinosaurs?? Or did people just buy them all? Woman: ...I think they were all bought. 

[stillebesat]

Child: Are we keeping the fish?

Dad: Yes we are.

Child: We're not renting them?

Me: No, you can keep these fish forever.

Child: 😍😍😍

[techitct]

💬 actual conversation from yesterday:

**Customer:** I need the FASTEST GPU you have 🏃‍♂️ **Me:** okay what's your workload? **Customer:** ...workload? **Me:** yeah like... what are you computing? **Customer:** I need it to be FAST **Me:** fast at doing what exactly? 😅 **Customer:** EVERYTHING **Me:** sir that's not how physics works **Customer:** the guy at [competitor] said H100 is fastest **Me:** fastest at WHAT though **Customer:** ...training? **Me:** training what models? **Customer:** the AI ones **Me:** *internal screaming* 😵‍💫 **Me:** okay let's start over. what do you actually DO? **Customer:** we do customer inference. real-time. maybe 20 users **Me:** so you need A30 with MIG, not H100 **Customer:** but H100 costs more so it must be better **Me:** A30 does your job perfectly for $6,530. H100 is overkill at $40K **Customer:** why would I buy the cheaper one? **Me:** because you're not buying a trophy, you're buying infrastructure **Customer:** ...can I get it in gold? **Me:** it IS silver colored **Customer:** sold! 💳 **Me:** THAT'S NOT— you know what, fine ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ moral: sometimes people just want the shiny thing ✨ and honestly? valid. but if you want the RIGHT thing: 📞 [phone] we'll probably talk you out of spending money (weird business model but it works) 🤷‍♂️

[medresponsive]

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