#cw height

[selfshippingquotes]

F/O: I wanna be the big spoon tonight, S/I.

S/I: It'd feel just like wearing a backpack.

F/O: ...

S/I, on the couch, trying to speak to F/O through the locked bedroom door: C'mon, you gotta admit that was at least a little funny!

[self-indulgent-fuckery]

Imagine your shorter f/o standing on the tip of their toes to kiss you.

[cartoonscientist]

reminder: I know the internet likes to act like this isn’t true, but most men aren’t six feet tall. the average male height is 5’6”. the “six feet or you’re a manlet” meme was created to make the majority of men feel bad about themselves in order to better radicalize them towards incelhood and the alt right.

[appraisedtiktoks]

[selfshippingquotes]

F/O: I love you with every inch of my body.

S/I: That's not very much, is it?

[selfshippingquotes]

S/I: I see you've grown a couple inches, huh?

F/O: S/I, stop–

S/I: You've been drinking your milk?

F/O: S/I–

S/I, picking up F/O and twirling them around: You've been drinking your milk!

[cartoonscientist]

@dsgustng it makes you a tactical expert. in the army, guys like you have historically been used to infiltrate enemy territory and plant explosives or gather intel. even if you’re anti-military, your unique size still gives you physical capabilities that the average man doesn’t have. after the apocalypse you’ll be squeezing into abandoned buildings and collecting canned goods and medicine for your group.

[cartoonscientist]

right now I’m wearing shoes that look like white vinyl dad sneakers but have a subtle platform on the bottom and I think these are the hot accessory for trans men in 2020