#cw roach

[y0uradhere]

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Roach+hyena headmate help pack

(pt. Roach+hyena headmate help pack end pt.)

Requested by 🌟🍋🥩 anon. I uh.. May have gone overboard with the userboxes. Um. Enjoy?

Kiddy candy / level 1: 

Name 

Antenna, dae, Par or Para, brunnea, crocuta, band, Supella, Therea, Blatto, orientalis, Blattella, Peri, Dee Dee, crackle, Hisser, aard, cristatus

PGO (Pronoun)

 Hy/Hyen, hound/hounds, yip/yips, Fang/fangs, hyena/hyenas, paw/paws, Bone/bones/boneself, Bite/bites/biteself, Laugh/laughs/laughself, buzz/buzz/buzzs/buzzself, fly/fly/flys/flyself, creepy/crawly/creepys/crawlyself, ento/ento/entos/entoself, an/ant/anteenas/anteenas/anteenaself, win/wing/wings/wings/wingself, Insec/insect

 (Gender) 

hyenafortispike (Link), Madagascar cockroach (Link), bugal (Link), Cockroachgender (Link), Bugthing (Link), roachgender (Link), Muckcoric (Link), Roachabomination (Link), hyenagender (Link), hyenagender (Link), hyenaboyic (Link), hyenaxeno (Link), hyenaplushic (Link), hyena plush gender (Link), feralgender (Link)

 (Orientation)

Amoraromantic (Link), Amoromantic (Link), Sagesexual (Link), Aegosexual (Link), Devetioromantic (Link), Aliquisromantic (Link), Emocian (Link), mollicsexual (Link), Indisexual (Link), Maccian (Link)

Icon/pfp:

Fang pfp mask (link)

Pfp mask (link)

Pfp mask (link)

Corvid curse22 for the Moth looking guy

Roach pup (link)

species recs: hyena-roach, hyena part roach, hyena hybrid, roach with furry lil ears

Role recs: Pseudo host (link), nostalkiddo (link), speaker (link), sanitizer (link), administrator (link)

Medium bag

Likes:  dirt, collecting things, outdoors, Water, Arts and crafts, Being hot, Vegetables, Coffee, Raccoons and other trashy animals (as in animals that hang out near trash), Rabbits, Annoying people, verbal stims, abstract art, making attenae out of wire

dislikes: Ferrets/Weasels, Spicy things, Sweet things, Broadway music, Soft things, Rich people, (actual) fur coats

Titles: Name - the digging fiend, prn crawls out of the floorboards, (term) who could survive a nuclear blast, (term) who laughs out loud, (term) with the spotted fur, name - the roach hyena hybrid, the (term) who howls in the savanna

Ice breaker: Please don't eat the dirt… but how do you think it taste like? (Besides earthy), Do you associate a favourite flower or colour with spring? If you were a garden what plants/flowers would grow in you? Do you have a favorite flower? Does it have a symbolism attached to it?

MOGAI/LIOM recs: Bug love stimmic (link), creepy-crawly Xenintation (link), bug coded (link), bug gender (link), Voidbodiment (link), bug gender terminology (link)

Userboxes:

Credits: @sisterlucifergraphics for divider.

[pie-bean]

Come join the roach rave!

[spidersong-au-ask-blog]

So there is this roach thr size of a house cat in my room can someone deal with it humanly?

Vidette - Hi, hello- room service! You said you had a-

Vidette - Ah... I see the problem...

let me just- *shoos them out of your room, their accompanying music fading into the distance*

To compensate for the loss of company in your room, here's Hortense, the giant (land) isopod!

[sabrebash]

True Story of the Polite Bug Encounter

[entity9silvergen]

Me: Yeah, I’m an adult.

Also me:

[hoodwinkeddotcom]

i dont want this image on my phone (scared of big bugs) but i thought it was funny so im gonna keep it here

[ijustwantagoodurl]

HORRIBLE HORRIFIC STORYTIME

I am fighting for my life here. I just discovered my house is like HORRIFICALLY unsealed. Holes in the walls for plumbing and electricity to come through. Except the holes are notably bigger than every appliance and so theres always BUGS coming through my fucking house.

Cw cockroaches, roaches, violence, despair about the over all situation

Well. A roach was waging psychological warfare with me while i was pissing (crawled TOWARDS ME. while i was Pants Down, Actively Pissing and wielding my toiler paper stand as an improvised weapon. BRO?) so i decided to bust out the Raid i bought a while back. Sprayed it in edges of the bathroom, walked away for a bit.

Came back, mfer is actively dying on the floor. Yessss. I spray him some extra just to make sure.

Go to under the bathroom sink to get an outlet cover so i can install it over the outlet behind our sink (i could, hypothetically, stick my fingers between the outlet and the wall with how big that hole is) and .

The sink plumbing is just. A hole in the wall itself. And a HUGE square-ish shape cut out of the wood panel covering the wall.

And the wood panel is distorted. Severely.

>>recognize the stupidity of the house we live in and also why we've been struggling with so many bugs. Fuck. Theres just so many wide gaping holes from our dumbass landlords trying to DIY this shit. Fuck.

Spray it with Raid. Walk away

Come back to piss (again) and theres a second roach dying on the floor where i sprayed earlier. Godbless. Spray hin extra ans trap him with Death Spray. Bye bye mfer.

>>Return.

A THIRD ROACH. On the mirror above the sink. I spray the edge of the mirror ehere he is and he FALLS INTO MY EMERGENCY INHALER BOX. OKOK .

>> FUCK

>> stand there, for Minutes, desperately praying hes strong enough to crawl out of my hygiene stuff and away from my toothbrush.

He moves away and i SPRAY HIM. HE DIES IN THE SINK YAYYYY

>>stare at the gaping hole in the wall (shitty oversized outlet hole)

>> realize ive been inhaling Chemicals for many minutes

>>Fuck

>> walk away and attempt to distract myself from the 3 roach corpses i definitely need to clean up. Potential for more?????

Should I still try and brush my teeth or should i let myself have some peace and just go to bed??