b*tches be like “i love emo boys” and its just istj era haechan.

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b*tches be like “i love emo boys” and its just istj era haechan.
𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 ݁₊⊹ lee jeno
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⟢ SYNOPSIS—the stranger you slept with last night is your new boss.
⟢ STARRING—ceo!jeno, fem!reader, idol!aespa, manager!kun, worker!seulgi, idol!nctwish
⟢ GENRE—fluff, modern!au, drabble
⟢ CAUTION—profanity, nsfw
⟢ W.C—2.4k words
⤷ MUSIC: love talk — WAYV
house of cards — BTS
meddle about — CHASE ATLANTIC
✉️ (pls read!) - since this story is a little more explicit than the other’s i just wanted to preface that it is strictly a work of fiction inspired by real people. all the events, dialogues, and characterisation’s have been created for storytelling purposes and do not reflect real-life actions or personalities of anyone mentioned in this fic.
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𝐘/𝐍 𝐋/𝐍
you wake up to an unfamiliar ceiling.
soft daylight filters through curtains that definitely aren’t yours, casting a warm glow over sheets that smell expensive—and like someone else. your nose crinkles at the scent, some mix of cologne and sex, clinging to your skin like regret.
your body feels warm. too warm.
when you glance to your right, the reason becomes clear.
there’s a man beside you. silver hair tousled against the pillow, lips parted slightly, one strong arm draped lazily over your waist. his chest rises and falls steadily. peaceful. content. like he didn’t just blow your entire life off track.
your heart sinks.
memories come rushing in all at once—flashes of a bar, laughter, his mouth on your neck, your legs wrapped around his waist, whispered things that made your stomach flutter. and then… nothing. until now.
you sit up, careful not to wake him. what the hell were you thinking? scratch that—you weren’t thinking. you don’t even know his name. you don’t know why you let him talk you into coming back to this hotel. and worst of all? you don’t know why the sex was good enough to make you forget all of that.
you sigh and peel his arm off you, his fingers twitching slightly in his sleep. slipping out of bed, you pad across the room and start scanning the floor for your clothes. your chrome hearts jeans are crumpled by the foot of the bed, your shirt half-tangled in them.
you yank your jeans on, shimmying them up your hips as quietly as possible. but of course, nothing ever goes your way.
a low voice breaks through the silence. rough. groggy. annoyingly sexy.
“what are you doing?”
you freeze, hands still on your waistband. turning your head slowly, you meet his gaze—half-lidded, hazy, but focused entirely on you. his voice alone sends a shiver down your spine and you hate that.
“leaving,” you mutter.
without thinking, you toss your shirt at him like a distraction. he catches it with one hand, confused, blinking the sleep out of his eyes.
he stares at it. then at you.
“seriously?” he asks, sitting up against the headboard, the blanket pooling low around his hips. his torso is all smooth skin and sharp lines, abs you definitely remember running your hands over last night. his arms flex as he leans back, muscles moving under skin like sin incarnate.
you snatch your shirt from his hand with a scoff. “don’t act surprised. you knew what this was.”
his jaw clenches. “i thought we had something.”
“we had tequila,” you snap, dragging your shirt over your head. “and a lapse in judgment.”
he raises a brow. “a lapse? princess, if that was a lapse, you need to make more mistakes like that.”
you groan. your head is spinning, not from the hangover, but from the idiocy.
“i have a job interview in less than two hours,” you bite, zipping up your jeans. “i don’t have time for this.”
he shrugs, eyes still glued to you like he owns the air you breathe. “then don’t go . . . stay.”
you pause mid-step, slowly turning to face him.
“what?” you deadpan.
he smirks, the cocky kind that makes your fists twitch. “i said, fuck the interview. stay with me instead.”
your jaw drops.
“are you insane?” you shout. “do you not get that some of us actually have lives? responsibilities? goals?”
“yeah,” he drawls, sliding out of bed, now shirtless and smug. “but your goal last night seemed to be getting me to fuck you senseless. and i’d say we nailed that.”
rage flares in your chest like a lit match. “you arrogant prick—!”
you grab the nearest pillow and hurl it at his head. he dodges it with a laugh.
then the lamp. he catches that one—barely.
“seriously?” he chuckles, clearly enjoying this.
“you’re infuriating!” you scream. “i don’t even know your fucking name!”
he tilts his head, still smirking. “it’s jeno.”
“i don’t care,” you hiss, stalking toward him with arms crossed tightly over your chest, trying not to glance at the way his abs flex with every move. “you could be the boss of the fucking world and i’d still walk out that door.”
“good to know,” he murmurs. “i’ll make sure your résumé gets lost.”
you blink. pause.
“what?”
he grins. “nothing.”
you shake your head furiously. “i’m not risking my future for a random hookup—no matter how good his dick game is.”
“thank you for the review,” he says smugly.
you let out a strangled sound, grab your purse, and stomp toward the door.
“hope you enjoyed the one-night experience,” you call out, voice laced with venom. “because next time, i’m taking your damn clothes with me.”
with one final glare, you swing the door open and disappear down the hall—heart racing, fists clenched, and cheeks burning for so many reasons.
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you don’t even remember the drive home—just the blur of city streets, your foot heavy on the gas, and your jaw clenched so tightly that it hurt.
once you’re inside your apartment, you toss your keys onto the counter and make a beeline for the bathroom, stripping off your clothes as you go. the hot water stings against your skin, but you welcome the burn. you scrub harder than necessary, trying to wash off the smell of expensive cologne and regret.
you should’ve left last night. you should’ve never gone with him in the first place.
but no.
you stayed.
and now you’re spiraling in the shower over a stranger with silver hair and a stupidly good jawline.
when you’re done, you wrap yourself in a towel and march straight to your closet. you pull out a baby pink miu miu set—cropped blazer, matching mini skirt. it makes you look polished and put-together even if you feel like screaming. you slip on a pair of white ralph lauren heels and swipe on a glowy makeup base.
with your birkin slung over your shoulder, you pull the door shut behind you—hard enough to rattle the frame—and make your way down the stairs, the sharp tap of your heels echoing in the empty hallway.
your car waits outside like it knows you’re running late. you slide into the driver’s seat, throw your bag onto the passenger side, and catch a glimpse of the time on your dash.
9:17.
your stomach knots.
you grip the steering wheel, jaw tight, and pull out of the lot. the roads feel slower than they should be—too many lights, too many people in your way. your fingers drum restlessly on the leather as buildings blur past the windows, none of them the one you’re racing toward.
every second that ticks by feels like it’s pressing into your spine.
you’re still buzzing from this morning. not from the rush, not from adrenaline—from him. from his voice, his hands, the smirk you can’t scrub from your memory no matter how hard you try.
you shake it off. try to focus.
and then you see it.
a glass giant in the middle of the city. sunlight reflects off the building like it’s showing off. the letters neo culture technology stretch bold and proud across the front—professional and untouchable.
your breath catches, just for a second.
you pull into a space near the entrance and kill the engine.
a moment passes.
sighing, you adjust your blazer and smooth down your skirt. you also take a second to check your reflection in the mirror and whisper a string of affirmations under your breath.
get it together. don’t let one random stranger ruin your entire morning.
you step out of the car, head high, heels clicking with purpose.
and you walk straight into chaos.
paparazzi crowd the sidewalk, shouting over each other, camera flashes bursting through the sunlight. at first you think they’re here for someone famous—and you’re right.
four girls walk past you, dressed like they belong on magazine covers. one of them flips her hair, completely unfazed by the crowd. another flashes a peace sign.
“giselle! giselle, over here!” a cameraman shouts.
you can’t help but laugh softly when she sticks her tongue out in response.
but before you can process anything else, the noise shifts. it gets louder.
“the boss is coming!” someone yells.
you glance up just in time to see a man in a perfectly tailored navy-suit, step out of a sleek black car.
it was as though the air had suddenly shifted and the camera’s seemed to click even louder.
even women on the sidewalk turned to stare.
you do too—if only for a second. but your gut tells you to look away.
so you do.
you keep your head high, stride toward the entrance, and walk in behind him, careful to keep your distance.
inside, the lobby is massive—high ceilings, marble floors, glass walls that stretch forever.
you head silently toward the front desk where a woman with a sharp bob and perfect eyeliner is typing something on a screen.
her name tag reads seulgi.
she looks up and greets you with a smile. “hi there! how can i help you today?”
you clear your throat and try to sound put-together, “i’m here for a job interview,”
“name?” she asks sweetly.
“y/n l/n.”
her fingers click quickly across the keyboard before she nods. “you’re in room 127, fifth floor. elevators are to the right.”
you thank her and turn to head toward the elevators.
as you get closer, the doors slide open to reveal a group of six guys. they’re chatting, laughing, and clearly in the middle of some inside joke. one of them—the one with a bag covered in keychains—grins at you as they pass.
“i like your green star thing,” you say with a small smile.
he lights up. “thanks!”
as they walk away, you hear a burst of laughter.
“yo! she called wichu a green star thing!”
your cheeks burn as the elevator doors close behind you. you bury your face in your hands for a second, then laugh it off.
it’s fine. nothing you can’t survive.
a soft ding announces the fifth floor, and you step out into a quiet hallway. your nerves come back full force. your fingers twitch as you walk, nails digging into your palm with every step.
you stop in front of a glass door labeled 127. behind it, you see a large conference room—long table, high-backed chairs, neutral walls.
you swallow hard and push the door open.
inside, a man looks up from his tablet. late twenties, sharp features, polite expression. you vaguely remember the name kun from your email thread, but at this point, you’re not sure if your brain can be trusted.
“good morning, l/n,” he says, gesturing to the opposite seat. “you can sit there.”
you nod and walk across the room, trying not to wobble in your heels.
the silence stretches just a second too long.
“the interview will begin as soon as the ceo arrives,” kun says, checking his watch. “he should be here in about—”
the sliding door opens with a whisper.
you don’t need to look up. your whole body knows who it is.
but you do anyway . . . and your stomach lurches.
jeno.
silver hair swept back. navy suit hugging his frame like it was made for him—which, honestly, it probably was.
abruptly, he meets your eyes—and smirks.
your jaw tightens.
“sorry i’m late,” he says smoothly, settling into the seat at the head of the table.
your mouth is dry and your hands feel uncontrollably numb.
your one-night stand is the ceo of neo culture technology. the same man who told you to skip your interview and stay in bed with him.
he doesn’t even look at you—at least, not directly. but when your eyes meet for the briefest second, there’s something there. recognition. amusement. heat.
he knows.
and he’s enjoying this.
you look back at the other guy—kun, was it?—and try not to panic.
“shall we begin?” he says, adjusting his blazer.
jeno gives you a look. “yes, let’s begin.”
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kun starts asking standard questions—your experience’s, your goals, your interest in the position. you try to focus, answering as best as you can without choking on the panic rising in your throat—but you can still feel jeno watching you.
finally, kun leans back in his chair and glances at jeno. “would you like to ask her anything, sir?”
jeno leans forward slightly, folding his hands together. “do you have any… reservations about joining our team?” he asks.
you hesitate. “i mean . . . i do have one concern.”
kun tilts his head. “which is?”
you glance quickly at jeno. he’s staring straight at you, unblinking.
“i just think…” you start carefully, “…sometimes it’s hard to stay… professional if you’ve had a previous interaction with someone on the team. especially one that’s… complicated.”
there’s a silence.
kun looks confused, but jeno’s lips twitch slightly.
“understood.” kun nods.
jeno clears his throat. “well, i think we can work around that. you’re clearly competent. and we’re severely short on interns right now.”
you open your mouth to argue, but he cuts you off, his gaze sharp.
“two-hundred dollars an hour,”
you blink. “excuse me?”
“two-hundred an hour, flexible schedule. full access to the executive suite. you’ll be assisting me directly.”
your mouth opens, but no words come out.
jeno leans back in his chair, folding his arms.
“you need the money,” he says quietly. “and we both know you’re more than qualified.”
he tilts his head, that smirk of his still evident on his face. “so, what’s it gonna be?”
you stare at him. at the man who slept with you, and now wants to hire you.
kun watches the two of you curiously, unaware of the firestorm happening beneath the surface.
you pause.
then, finally—reluctantly—you mutter, “fine.”
jeno smiles.
but it’s not a friendly smile.
“great,” he says coolly.
kun grimaces, rising from his seat. “welcome to the team, l/n.”
you plaster on a polite beam as he exits the room, leaving you two alone.
just you. and jeno.
the door slides shut.
and in the sudden silence, jeno speaks again—his voice lower, rougher, real.
“so… still think it was a mistake?”
you don’t answer.
you just grab your bag and stand.
but not before you catch the look on his face.
like he’s already planning what he’s going to do with you next.
INTERSTELL⭐️R
pairing: idol p.js x f! reader
wc: 5.1K
genre: smut, fluff, angst, 18+
warnings: fingering, slight restraint, praise, m x f, condom use (stay safe people), ji is a soft dom, (im super new to writing smut so if I missed any I AM SO SORRY)
summary: There’s something about the universe that makes everything feel bigger—and smaller—all at once. This fic is about a night that feels infinite, and the silence that follows when it ends too soon. it’s about almost-love, fear, and the kind of connection that doesn’t really leave, no matter how far you run from it. Set between soft starlight and quiet mornings, it follows two people who meet at the right time… but not in the right way—and what happens when they’re given a second chance to do it differently. it’s messy. it’s honest. it lingers.
a/n: hiii! I’ve been waiting to post this since I saw the vlog of ji at the planetarium </3. I had eye surgery so the writing and post got delayed…but after some time IT’S READY!! Also this is my first time writing smut friends so I’m sorry if it’s bad 😔 let me know what you guys think :)
parenting | dream headcanon #16
headcanon: how they'd be as parents
genre: tooth-rotting fluff
warnings: none :))
word count: ~3.5k
author's note: omg it's been way too long since i last made a group post T.T. i really do apologize, it's just my inspiration for them have been running really low. but it's only because i feel like i've gotten to write most of the things i wanted to for them. anyway, i really hope you guys like this one. i definitely wasn't smiling like an idiot while writing it. thanks for reading as always ^ ^
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mark
Mark is the kind of parent who would be completely obsessed with his kid. Like the moment your baby is born, he knew he was a goner. You’d watch him cradling your son or daughter in his arms with pure love overflowing from his eyes. He’d lean close to little face and whisper, “Hi there, baby. I’m your dad,” grinning as if he had just won an award.
If you had a boy, he would be super excited. The nursery would be filled with various shades of blue, and most nights would be spent with him lulling your little one to sleep by strumming his guitar. You would also hear Mark laughing as he fed him rice porridge airplane-style. He would also be very active with a boy, spending any spare time he got kicking around a ball or letting himself be tackled to the ground.
From another aspect, he would make sure that your son knew how to treat women properly and never let him disrespect you in any way. He’d praise your son for any sort of good behavior and lovingly scold him if he misbehaved. With Mark as his role model, your son would grow up surrounded by steady love and unwavering support.
On the other hand, if you had a daughter, Mark would be quite different. Oh, she would have him wrapped around her finger and spoil her endlessly. He would be raving every five seconds about how cute she is, holding her up in his arms with the brightest smile on his face. He’d constantly be speaking to her in the softest voice and practically die every time she showed him affection.
Once she got older, though, Mark might have a hard time disciplining her. So you’d probably have to end up handling that part most of the time. It’s because he would break at the slightest hint of a pout, softening his heart in an instant. He simply couldn’t bear making her cry, even if she clearly needed to learn her lesson— it would break him.
And if his little girl ever came to him sad about something, he’d hoist her up onto his lap and squeeze her into the warmest hug without a second thought. He’d whisper all the sweet words into her hair to make her feel better and give her tickles just to see her smile again. Then he’d take her to the store and buy whatever snacks she wants.
Regardless of the gender, Mark would undoubtedly be a great father. He would just fall into the role so naturally, and your love for him would deepen every day. Even with his crazy life, constantly juggling different projects at work, he’d always make time for his kids and ensure that they never questioned how important they were to him.
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Without you..
pairing: boyfriend!haechan x reader
genre: romance, fluff (it's just cute)
synopsis: living together with your boyfriend haechan, y/n quickly learned that haechan is very extra when it comes to attention and affection. He can't help it, he loves you to much.. Always craving closseness, being close to you. Whether it's hugging you, smothering you with kisses or just simply being so close to you. And you actually enjoyed it but would u admit? Mmm no, simply because you already know that he knew how much u enjoy it. That's how well he knows u..
"Mhmm... Hyuckk i can't breath."
You could feel his warm breath against your neck, his arms wrapped tightly around your waist. Haechan had pratically thrown himself on top of you, laying his head on your chest murmuring a small "I can't help it.", his voice muffeled against your shirt ( that you stole from him ) You giggled at his cuteness, reaching down to play with his soft messy hair.
it's started getting uncomfortable though, for you. You gently tried to push him off of you, but his grip only tightened. He looked at you with those eyes, those eyes who were so familiar to you since you saw Haechan almost every day. Those beautiful wide, dark puppy-like eyes. You couldn't help but melt for those.
"Babyy, stop pushing me away. Don't u love me?," he said with a whiny voice, pouting a little bit before sliding his head back on your chest, as if you were his pillow. You just rolled your eyes and murmurred jokingly "here he goes again.."
But Haechan wasn't done yet. He looked up to you with big, doe, dark eyes, slightly pouting in a way that could no longer let you stay upset.
"You know you love me," he said, his voice thick with affection as he titled his head to kiss your neck, his lips lingering there. The ticklish feeling made u squirm slightly, you put your hands on his shoulder, but didn't actually push him away.
He didn't stop there. He kept kissing you. He kissed u on your cheek, neck, ears , nose , lips. You felt him smothering you with kisses and pecks. You actually felt so loved.
That's when he suddenly stopped kissing u, you guys made long comfortable eye-contact. And that's when you both understood what u wanted. And Haechan took the first step (as he should)
You felt your heart race as his lips hovered just above yours. The air between you two felt charged, like everything around you disappeared. Slowly, Haechan leaned in, his lips soft and warm against yours. The kiss started slow, tentative, as if he was savoring the moment.
But it didn’t take long for it to deepen. His hands slid up to your neck, pulling you closer, tilting your head so he could deepen the kiss even more. You could feel the warmth radiating from him, and the way he kissed you—slow, but desperate, like he couldn’t get enough of you either.
You let out a soft gasp when his tongue gently brushed against your lips, and without hesitation, you parted them, allowing him in. His kiss was passionate, full of longing, and each movement made your heart beat faster. His hands roamed to your back, pulling you even closer, if that was even possible.
You could feel him smiling against your lips, and it made you grin, too. The way he kissed you so intensely, yet with such tenderness, was everything. Every touch, every movement felt like it meant something more—like you were both lost in the moment, just existing in each others arms.
Haechan finally pulled back just slightly, his forehead resting against yours as both of you tried to catch your breath. His eyes were half-lidded, a playful glint in them as he spoke, his voice low and husky.
"Told you... You love me soooo much."
Haechan giggled before pressing another quick, soft kiss to your lips before resting his head back on your chest and his arms are back to being wrapped around your waist.
You giggled softly, a blush creeping on your ears, while wrapping your arms around him, feeling his warmth and gently stroking his hair. " You're lucky i love you."
"I'm too obsessed with you baby," He said with a chuckle, softly in your arms with a big smile as if hugging you was like heaven and murmurred a small "can't live without you."
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