Mar 15, 2025
Thought maybe I would break snzblr a little bit more with some more lewd-ish Meeko snz ✨🤧
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Thought maybe I would break snzblr a little bit more with some more lewd-ish Meeko snz ✨🤧
BOOM! baby Leo being spooked by splinters loud dad sneeze
this is old art too so some details are probably wrong, but leo's easily spooked nature is completely right still.
ALRIGHT PEOPLE I NEED ANSWERS!
Does Kafka sneeze
Like a dad (VERY LOUDLY)
Like a kitten
Like- HEAR ME OUT
On one hand, yeah Kafka absolutely would sneeze like a dad. He absolutely would accidentally give people heart attacks from how loud he sneezes and then he'd apologize profusely
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND
IMAGINE everyone sees that Kafka is about to sneeze and they cover their ears. But then Kafka sneezes like a kitten and gives everyone in close proximity a cuteness aggression. And then they tease him about it.
This image is basically how almost all of my headcanons work. And my delulu in general.
Humans are weird: Dad sneeze
Commander Kalsik was generally fond of humans. They had so many interesting sides to them, and it felt like he'd never run out of things to learn about this recent addition to the interstellar federation. Their strange affinity for petting, their unusually strong pack-bonding instincts, their arts and crafts… humans had so much to offer!
The newest member to xir crew was the fourth human to join this expedition. Human-Harry was assigned as security this time. Relatively tall and heavy but his health evaluation was spotless, so it must be muscle that made him so heavy. It was common for security officers to be relatively muscular anyway, so everything seemed fine and the others were excited to welcome him aboard.
Humans Charlie, the engineer, Rosie, the xeno-biologist, and Thomas, the navigator, were all gathered in the lounge to welcome the new Harry, security officer.
Everything went smoothly. The humans were getting along fine - to think that three males wouldn't fight each other to bloody shreds over the one female, must be a sign of that intelligent pack-bonding they do - and everyone was doing their jobs. Security officer Harry even managed to successfully prevent a fight between the two Harrakim when they got into a disagreement over whether bio-engineering ships crops to be edible to more species was a good or even feasible idea or not. No one was hurt. Commander Kalsik was satisfied.
All was calm. All was peaceful.
Until Security Officer Human-Harry let out a sudden, explosive burst of air, accompanied by one of the loudest sounds Commander Kalsik had ever heard a human make! The entire crew present on the bridge at the time fled their seats to seek shelter. Some up under the ceiling, others under the furniture. Then Harry let out another loud burst! And a third!
Security Officer Human-Harry sniffed and blinked as he straightened himself up. Then he looked around.
"Oh! Oh, gosh, I'm sorry about that. You can come out now, there's no danger - I just sneezed, that's all."
Humans Charlie and Rosie were already in the doorway,
"Oh, goodness! Bless you!" said Rosie "You could probably be heard all the way to Surt!"
They both left chuckling at Harry's thanks, and Thomas returned from his break soon after stating that he had heard it all the way from the lounge - and also offered his blessings, for some reason.
Commander Kalsik, and honestly most of the crew, were still on high alert, and it took a while for everyone to creep back to their stations. They all breathed a sigh of relief when Harry left the bridge to continue his route.
Commander Kalsik, requested an update to his info on humans regarding sneezing.
do you have a "dad sneeze"
yeah
nah
somewhere close to it
I have hyper ultra maximum dad sneeze
I don't sneeze
By this I mean the stereotypical loud sneeze most dads make
Not to brag but today at class I sneezed so loud people in the back starter laughing at me
Do you think that Wei Wuxian developed a Dad Sneeze as soon as he took in A-Yuan? Sure, blame it on the dust of the Burial Mounds or whatever but we all know it’s a Dad Sneeze.
Do you think Lan Wangji developed a Dad Sneeze after that one meal with Wei Wuxian and A-Yuan? The one where A-Yuan adopts them as his two dads? (Or would the Dad Sneeze have waited until he took A-Yuan to Cloud Recesses?)
They both have Dad Sneezes post-canon. You know I’m right.
*SNEEZES*
…you’re cleaning this up
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