#dad why?

[zacc-attacc]

my dad just randomly threw Hanukkah gelt at me we are not Jewish it is February

[daddyxineedyou]

Pretty much everything that's left of you..

A lost best friend, a lost son. Questions over questions..

Some jewelry. Some photographs..

That's about all.

I would exchange everything for a last hand written letter by you.

Everything without a doubt.

You leaving without the two of us having a last conversation is the hardest thing I ever had to go through.

I can't go on without you. Without your strength, without your love. Nothing compares to you.

There are a lot of boyfriends, maybe even husband's.. But only one Dad..

And for me you were the most important person. And you ever will be the most important one.

I would exchange my soul, my grandma, my cat, even my own baby without a blink for you. YOU. YOU. YOU!

[iamh3x]

Also, new trauma I never knew I could achieve!

Need a new rule in my life; when letting one of the several disembodied spirits that live in my head possess me, no grabbing my tits. ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT SPIRIT IS MY DAD.

[29874198]

"I think I drank too much."

New Year Starters II not accepting II     ▲ @threecardtrick

Well, if he thought he had ‘drank too much’, Connor could certainly confirm it. The level of alcohol in his system was above the indicated one for someone of his height and weight. As he saw him drink one drink after the other, Connor had thought of saying something about it, but in the end, he had decided against it and this was the result. “Then I will say what I should have said an hour early and recommend you to stop and if you wish to go home, I will offer myself to take you there.” Because he surely couldn’t leave him here like this.

[maybeitskogayne]

So my dad was trying to get me watch something and he started shouting "anime! Anime!" And when I went through he pointed to the guy on the screen and went "look at the hair"

[alexander-the-dead]

"... So they weighed and measured each individual paint ball and I was like no, Homie don't play like that." -My Dad, 2k16

[lisasalad]

J HOPE'S FACEU

me: you no touch me faceu poh poh poh

dad: what's faceu?

me: it's... face?

dad: hehe faceu

dad: my faceu

dad: faceu hehehe

[kazriku]

My dad was laughing when he saw Arnold Schwarzenneger. He's watching Terminator and he's so confused at first until I reminded him the movie is years old.. Dad finds young Arnold funny. Especially with his thick hair and not so muscular bod...