#daddy nmt2

[hyper-alice]

The 75th annual Honey Festival must have been such a devastating night because

Linda died

Gerald died

Zoey died

Sam died

Ted died

Barry Swift died

Sheila died

Marco died

Literally everyone at the festival nearly died (they don’t remember tho so)

Holloway “died”

Anything I maybe forgot

Then some time just before or after the festival:

Emma and Ziggs were arrested

All the Metzgers died

Most of if not all of the checker-tailed nighthawk population was wiped out

Gabe died

Mary died

Noah died

Boy Jerry died

Girl Jeri died

Frank’s dog Buddy died

Plus the killer track was being spread by Kale for a while but idk if that’s exclusive to Hatchetfield

Honourable mention to Pete being stuck at camp with a broken leg because that sucks

[stomachforcrows]

Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”

Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”

[glitter50000]

They may have founded Hatchetfield, but it’s the Church of the Starry Children who made it what it is.

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

jaime lynn beatty's range is so fucking stellar that i legit forgot she was playing both sherman and sheila young in 'daddy' until someone pointed it out on tumblr omg

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[duckislord622]

I'm sorRY WHAT-

[timoothy]

i will literally be going on about my day and then my brain will bABY?? BABY???? the bAby is that fORTY YEAR OLD MAN you keep dressed in footie pajamas! you’ve trApped him in boyhood you’ve wrApped him in a bubble of toys and sugar cerealYou’re so out of touch! you’re both so RICH it’s turned you into MONSTERS youR MONEY! MADE YOU! MONSTERS! 

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

frank said gaslight gatekeep girl boss

[bobeau-beaubo]

Somebody said that the episode Daddy has the same font as Psycho ( I think it was this one....) Listen maybe they're pulling a Norman Bates on the character we least expected 😅😅