#daftworld

[queerbauten]

Daftworld’s at it again?

Nooooo....

[queerbauten]

why

[britkunoichi92]

Okay, slightly real talk. Just humor me here for a second. I'm a nerdy hermit who would never say boo to a goose, because seriously don't piss off geese. And I'm socially awkward af.

But I'm also an overprotective, loyal brown belt kickboxer for almost ten years, and I can have a competitive streak occasionally.

So, me vs. DW (aka the Scourge Of The DP Fandom) in a fight. Who wins?

(Ironically a few people in the online fandom have called me "mentally ill" for "writing fanfiction about real people" while the crazy fanboy stalker is still here and managed to piss off Thomas and Paul. Pretty sure Pedro dislikes him too, but that's not for me to say.)

He's not as chunky as he used to be, and I'm 5"2, a little stocky.

If you want to back me, by all means.

Wow, I'm actually terrifying sometimes.

[britkunoichi92]

Seeing DW everywhere sometimes makes me think.

Maybe I'm the problem. Maybe I'm the lunatic. I mean, I write stupid crazy fanfiction that no one wants. That's all I'm good for. That's all I've been doing for at least 12 years.

Maybe I'm the insane fan. Maybe I'm just as bad as The Scourge. It's always been the one thing I've prided myself on. Not being like that. Also the fandoms champion fighting ninjas and demons.

Sometimes I realise it's all futile.

[britkunoichi92]

Hey everyone, just while I think about it:

Are we still in agreement that you know who is a terrible person? I mean, I'm really trying to be neutral about them here, because believe it or not, I'm not actually the type for confrontation.

BUT if we were to ever cross paths, I'd do my utmost to protect Thomas and Guy-Man. Because I owe them. I promised. An eight year old little girl promised. And I can be very protective of the people I care about.

But yeah, I'm trying to be neutral here. Not to stoop to their level.

The very last thing I want is to be mistaken for, and compared to them. I try not to be a rambling crazy person, you know. Pretty sure Paul is up on my bullshit, but it would kill me if my heroes ever mistook me for... one of those fans... *shudder*

But yeah. Rant done. It just makes me uneasy that they're still around.

[britkunoichi92]

You know, I'd say you know who is a primordial slime who shouldn't exist, but that would be an insult to primordial slimes everywhere.

[britkunoichi92]

So I have this thing where I have the Daft Punk unmasked Google search open on my phone while I listen to music so I can visualise all the kickass stuff I imagine the guy doing. (Don't judge me it's a coping mechanism lol)

But I keep seeing all this stuff from the one who shall not be named and oh god it makes me want to flipping vomit every time I see that name.

People are still saying that they're DP's biggest fan when they're a sycophantic malignant scum sucking duplicitous profligate!!

(And yes, I'm rambling Britishly. I did read the thesaurusvback to front when I was a kid. I'm a nerd.)

God it makes me want to vomit in rage and just go on an over protective bodyguard rampage.

Yes, I know I write crazy stories and ramble on about how I'm totally DP'S kickass ninja bodyguard who totally fights zombies and demons and aliens for all my French dads, but heck I'm bloody normal compared to THAT freak!!

Ugh it makes me so mad!!

Who wants to team up and go ninja on this sickos ass???

Still mad.

[jims-h]

Arc I : Part 01 Page 05 GM-08 : ... So ... You think you can take the right decisions to lead DaftWorld and its colonies ... ? TB-03 : I ... I do. I have seen you rule with the other Golds for so long, I’ve - GM-08 : Well then. TB-03 : ... ?