#damn squad

[urfavlistener]

the damn crew all has matching heart necklaces that they all wear as a symbol of their friendship and love for each other. they all take it very seriously and wear them nearly all the time, its not just some silly best friend necklace to them, is a reminder at all times that their family is out there, and that their family loves them.

[dismas-n-dismay]

Freelancer in the DAMN polycule

If you send Lasko his ass will bring back six incorrect coffees because he was too afraid to correct the barista after all their hardwork, Gavin will end up the same way but it’s cause he’s flirting for a morning pick me up, Hux will feel the same as Lasko but go to different cafe to get you the correct order, Damien will get it right but the buzzing energy unironically leaves him too burnt out and slightly stressed to drink his coffee comfortably, and Dear?

Dear doesn’t drink coffee, tea superiority complex.

[badwolf52]

My freelancer has POTS

This is bc I might have POTS

And i crave the unlimited patience and love and connection the DAMN squad has and would have with freelancer if they were having a flare up.

When they need to lay on the ground because the world was going dark, Damian would be there holding their hands to keep them grounded.

When they need to slam down a salt packet, Huxley and Dear cheer them on like they are at a sports game.

Gavin having unlimited patience for their bad days and staying in bed with them, holding them tight and muttering sweet nothings like “its okay to take a day off” and “your body is telling you to rest, there isn’t anything bad in listening to it”

OMG Lasko helping them set up their accommodations for school and helping enforce them when their teachers just say to drop a class.

when they need to lay down for a few minutes. Caelum is there to keep in yapping so they dont start overthinking.

None of them treating Freelancer like a kid because they need to sit down every once in a while. None of them excluding Freelancer because they cant go out that night.

This is my new Headcanon :)

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Redacted Incorrect Quotes Pt. ?

Haha you really thought my lazy ass was gonna work on WIPs? Nah. Have some redacted incorrect quotes based on tweets I saw, either on the app or screenshots of.

No I don’t care if the dashes are uneven.

Redacted Masterlist

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Angel: *Flirting poorly with Davey at the grocery store* Hey so do you eat food often?

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Sweetheart: Curious George is not a monkey because he has no tail. He is an ape. He will grow into a silverback gorilla and kill the man with the yellow hat in a display of dominance.

Milo: I’m literally just trying to read to Aggro.

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Milo: I love when kittens yell, but their heads are too big so they squint.

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Guy: Roommate broke up with boyfriend that cooks for us. Excuse me while I go die.

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Angel: In 1920 we took children out of the coal mine. In 2020 the most popular game on the market is minecraft. 

Baabe: Children yearn for mines.

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*3 AM*

No one:

LITERALLY no one:

Asher, in wolf form: I wonder if I can break the record with how loud I can lick my paw.

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Darlin: If civilization crumbles, I have a little flashlight in a drawer somewhere.

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Sweetheart: Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is about friends practicing magic but when someone walks in they have to play it cool.

Milo: No. It isn’t.

Sweetheart: *starts singing* The moon is bright, the spirits up. We’re here tonight, and that’s enough. *whispers* This is the part where someone comes in. *Continues pointedly* Simply having a wonderful christmastime!

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Angel: My husband gives people a thumbs down instead of flicking them off when driving. He reports that a thumbs down makes them a lot more angry.

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Adam: I would be such a good “dead wife”. Like, can you imagine how good I would look in a dead wife flashback sequence? Someone make me their “dead wife.

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David: As a kid I thought Simba was crazy for running away after the death of Mufasa. But now watching it as an adult, I get it. It did look pretty incriminating of him leading Mufasa to that gorge. Witnesses saw him singing “I just can’t wait to be king.” A persecutor could do some real damage with that conviction.

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Honey: I don’t like the saying “don’t speak ill of the dead”. It always struck me as disingenuous. People are multi-layered. Yes, I did light up a room. But I also stole my roommate’s milk to make mac and cheese blackout hammered. Let’s acknowledge both sides.

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David, giving a pep talk to the pack: For anyone feeling down, just remember Velveeta cheese has been on the market since 1918. If trash cheese can succeed, so can you. And for anyone who likes Velveeta cheese, I’m sorry. I’m sorry you like trash cheese.

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Angel: Lying awake thinking about the time I ordered a giant magikarp plush from Japan but then got refunded because the plushie got crushed under a shipping container.

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Asher, and maybe Guy too: I’m here if you need moron support. It’s like moral support but I’m stupid.

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David: If I have to throw a party for my pack, it will be breakfast. Not lunch. Not dinner. It will start at 8:30 am so there is a valid reason for no one to come and I can kick them out before noon because I only promised breakfast, not lunch. The introverts will win even if it kills me.

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Milo and Ollie: My cat has no responsibilities, but all day he walks from around the house, from room to room, with this sense of purpose, as if he has a long to-do list of tasks no one asked for. Just a weird small furry dude going about his little cat errands.

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Freelancer: Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods, does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit. I’m a megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins.

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Lovely: I would be an awesome drug dealer. Like, can you imagine? *giggles* We don’t have coke, is pepsi okay?

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Freelancer: Math professors be wildin like “a man tossed a coin, find the probability of him getting a head?” BRO WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT A H-

Huxley: I wanna reply back same to my data analytics professor so badly!!

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David, at the pack solstice parties: I, myself, am understaffed at this time.

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Milo with Marie watching Aggro for him:

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Asher: Fuck your zodiac sign, what button do you press when it says “press any button to start”

[arrowfleur]

Hear me out, a D.A.M.N squad Lego ninjago AU. Or just Halloween costumes, either works

[nanowatzophina]

Some Disneyland hc stuff with the DAMN squad and Shaw boys. Because they deserve to visit the happiest place on earth and this is giving me brainrot.

I’m gonna try and come up with some other stuff too but for now here’s what I got.

[just-a-little-dragon]

AYE! Redacted thing for once.

"Hey!" Caelum whined. "i'm hungry!" Lyra sighed as she cooked. Her daemon growing more impatient.

"Wait a minute Cae. It's almost done." Lyra said lowly.

"You can't blame him deviant." gavin purred as he hugged Lyra from the side.

"Can't blame who?" Lyra turned with Gavin and rolled her eyes. She went to respond but Lasko interrupted her. "Who's the kid?"

Lyra froze as her eyes followed Lasko's finger. Straight to Caelum. Who gasped.

"Kid?" Came Damien as he also walked in. Soon, also staring at Caelum. "ok. There is a fucking kid here. WHy are you here?"

"You can see me?" Caelum looked ready to explode as Huxley finally came in and waved at the little man.

"What do you mean I can see you?" Damien spat.

"freelancer. Your face went white." Lasko stuttered. Lyra soon laughed and put a lid on the pot. "What's wrong?"

"Everyone who's not demonspawn. Sit. I have some explaining to do.

[walter-mckey]

IM SO CONFUSED OMG THERES LIKE 3 BLOGS TALKING ABOUT THIS AND I JUST WANNA KNOW WHATS GOING ON

HOW UNFORTUNATE WOULD IT BE IF YOU WERE FOLLOWING ALL SIX OF US