#redacted incorrect quotes

[redactahoe]

Tanks birthday

Angel: *walks into tanks house* nice couch, is that new?

Darlin’: no? It’s been there since I got here

Angel: what are you doing for your birthday for your birthday on Friday?

Darlin’: nothing. I never d- *horrified realizion*

Angel: HAHAAAAAA!

Darlin’: oh god…

Angel: *celebratory singing* birthday~ birthday~ birthday~ it’s your birthday! It’s your birthday and I know what it is!~

Angel To David later: tank refuses to tell when their birthday is, they’ve even had it redacted on all government documents

David: how-?

Angel: three years of investigations, phone calls, freedom of information act requests, and still I had nothing

Angel: until! A well place bribe to a gentleman at baskin robins revealed, tanks birthday is on Friday

*back to now*

Darlin’: *in complete shock and despair* dammit, I was so careful

Angel: ah you blew it! All for a free scoop of triple fudge~

Angel: *gets really close to tank* was it worth tank? Was it?

Darlin’: *suddenly stands up* I command you to do nothing.

Angel: *completely unfazed* I’m not going to do nothing! Infact im going to be doing something. It’s going to be really big, I’ve got a lot of years to make up for! *skips out of the house to go tell davey*

[heavensalt]

lasko: dear <3

dear: how did he say <3 out loud

[keylimeextract]

Redacted Audio Inccorect Quotes!

❤︎(Pt.7)❤︎

⤷ Angel and Baabe @ their husbands

⤷ Porter

⤷ Damien, Sofia

⤷ Kody

⤷ *Vincent* (before turning)

⤷ Aaron

⤷ *Lasko’s BAs*

⤷ Milo

⤷ Dreamer

⤷ Ollie

[elvishdemigod]

Vincent/Lovely incorrect quotes, GO

Vincent: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Lovely: Hi. Vincent: melts down in a flustered heap of softness

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Vincent: Well, Lovely and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Vincent: That's right… We kissed!

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Lovely: We’re getting married, bitches! Vincent: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Vincent, pointing: May I sit there? Lovely: That's my lap Vincent: That doesn't answer my question, Lovely.

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Lovely: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Vincent: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Lovely: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Vincent: Is it working?

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Vincent: There. How do I look? Lovely: Like a cheap French harlot. Vincent: French?!

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Vincent: What are you in the mood for? Lovely: World domination. Vincent: That's a bit ambitious. Lovely: You are my world. Vincent: Aww... Lovely: Vincent: Lovely: Vincent: OH.

(This can honestly be flipped around, too)

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Lovely: Are you trying to seduce me? Vincent: Why, are you seducible?

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[no-see-um-incorrect]

When Porter and Vincent(+lovely) witness Sam being all cute/sexy-like with Darlin they will act like a couple grossed out kids watching their parents kiss

Sam: let me get a kiss from my darlin~ *Kissing Commences*

Porter: UGH-*Gagging noises*

Vincent: eweweweweEWEWEWEW!!

Lovely: MY EYES!!!!!!!

[capitalisticveins]

Guy: What language do they speak at the center of the Earth?

Guy: Core-ean 😃!!

Honey: The center of the Earth is around 5430 degrees celsius. Nobody is going to live there so they don’t NEED a language.

Guy: Core-ean 😄!!

[polydamnory]

Redacted as Psych quotes (bc it’s my favorite show)

David: “I make 48 grand a year, Asher.”  Asher: “What is that, yen? Who needs $48,000 to live?”  David: “I need 32. The other 16 generally goes to you! I claimed you on my taxes, Ash!” ~ ~ ~ Aaron: “He can’t die here, Ollie, it’s a company car.”  ~ ~ ~  Milo: “I’m nobody’s pawn, Darlin, I’m a queen.”  ~ ~ ~ Ollie: “I can’t help it, baby. My body craves buttery goodness.”  ~ ~ ~ Asher: “I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.”  Milo: “No, that was Descartes.”  Asher: “That was the cologne we wore in high school.”  Milo: “That was Drakkar Noir.”  Asher: “No, that is a wine.”  Milo: “That’s pinot noir.”  ~ ~ ~ Ollie: “We won’t let you down, Aaron!”  Aaron, smiling: “Yes you will.”  ~ ~ ~ Guy: “We are gonna use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses. For instance, I look down and see that roach there, and I tell myself ‘I can’t eat that.’”  Honey: “Do I need to slap you in the face?”  ~ ~ ~ Baaabe: “Oh, wait, I get it. You guys are dating. You’re together. Everything makes sense.”  David: “We are not dating.”  Asher: “Are you kidding me? He was voted most likely to succeed [in high school]. Think he’s gonna date me?”  ~ ~ ~ Elliott: “You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?”  ~ ~ ~ Warden: “Just so you know, if you go to prison, Vega, I will not wait for you.”  Vega: “You won’t have to. I’ll escape. We both know that.”  ~ ~ ~ Milo: “*cough cough* Asthma.”  Sweetheart: “He’s allergic to rich white people.”  ~ ~ ~ David: “Are you in my apartment?”  Asher: “Please. I haven’t snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, we’re all out of peanut butter.”  ~ ~ ~ Elliott about Aaron: “That lonely bald guy in the corner makes no sense!”  ~ ~ ~ Damien: “Gavin, if we get out of here alive, I will kill you!”  Gavin: “So what’s my incentive to live?” ~ ~ ~ Porter: “A lot of people want to kill me. I take pride in that.”  ~ ~ ~ Milo: “You’re acting like a child, Ash.”  Asher: “I am not acting!”  ~ ~ ~ Darlin’: “Did you break somebody’s nose?”  Lovely: “Yes, I did, thank you!

[prince-damien-of-darkness]

Aaron: My father always said El was born lucky and that I was lucky to be born