#damn polycule

[urfavlistener]

freelancer and dear are the most flirty of all the damn crew and you cant convince me otherwise

[dismas-n-dismay]

Freelancer in the DAMN polycule

If you send Lasko his ass will bring back six incorrect coffees because he was too afraid to correct the barista after all their hardwork, Gavin will end up the same way but it’s cause he’s flirting for a morning pick me up, Hux will feel the same as Lasko but go to different cafe to get you the correct order, Damien will get it right but the buzzing energy unironically leaves him too burnt out and slightly stressed to drink his coffee comfortably, and Dear?

Dear doesn’t drink coffee, tea superiority complex.

[catella-ars]

Character/outfit design stuff for my friend's Redacted x Fire Emblem fic, Worn Down Journal https://archiveofourown.org/works/39653979/chapters/99268857

I like the color pretty well, and the lineart is my favorite (as usual), but Huxley's hair looked sooo much better in the sketch lmao

[achios]

do any of yall have more damn polycule fics (+dear is fine too)

please i’m running out 😭🙏

[cashandprizes]

little spicy snippets with lexi

Just was thinking about some things I've experienced or my friends have experienced and having some laughs imagining who it was in Redacted

Obviously spicy content under the cut, minors DNI, et cetera

"Help"

DAMN polycule, Damien being blown by Lasko while Gavin eats him out and he reaches a hand out to FL like "help, help me, they're going kill me-". But FL is like "ehehehe suffer"

"Bleh"

David being like "why are you making that face" and Angel is like "I'm all into breeding until I feel your cum literally leak out of me in globs. Why do you come so damn much, is that a wolf thing?" And David is like "wow, sorry I asked."

"Evil gut rearranging dick" (implied baaabe with a uterus)

basic post-intercourse practices when you have uterus is peeing, we all know this - Asher knows this. But when things got out of hand for several hours of marathon sex on the solstice to the point where they collapsed on top of each other.... Welllllllll-

"Baaaabe, don't glare at me, my heart can't take it! You said you didn't want to go to Marie."

"I didn't want to go to the Shaw pack mom and tell her that I got a UTI from marathon sex, did you want to tell her that? Do you want to tell her that you fucked me so good with your evil gut rearranging dick until we both passed out so we didn't clean up this morning? Do you want that lecture?"

"nooo, I hate the disappointed lectures from Marie. But the medicine should kick in soon, right? C'mon, let me make it up to you, okay?"

Maybe I will expand upon these one day, but just some little spicy related thoughts that gave me a giggle

[miyaheestar]

the day that erik made damn poly canon is the day that i stop being depressed

[aurora-burning-out]

The freelancer, opening their arms as soon as they get home, announcing they had a bad day: 

Their four boyfriends immediately rushing to them like golden retrievers and spending the next 15 minutes in a pile on the floor together: 

[cantf1ndmynam3]

and the best part is: no one can stop me

i have a loooottt so enjoy :))

elliot: hey so i was thinking, a spring wedding would be nice but autumn weddings just have something different…

sunshine: why are you talking about weddings? we’re not even engaged

elliot:

elliot: OH SO THATS WHAT I FORGOT

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milo: hey, you come here often?

milo: oh yeah?

milo: then have you seen my cat it was last seen in this area on Thursday at approximately 7pm and-

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sam: is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt them you'll kill me?

david: no, if you hurt tank, they are perfectly capable of killing you themselves

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aaron: i found that i have been happier ever since i changed from drinking coffee in the morning to orange juice

aaron: doctors say it's the vitamin-C, I personaly think it's the vodka

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asher: i have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

asher: when it hits a corner perfectly, i'm allowed one good idea

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[ gaming ]

NPC, holding the shadow staff: this is a very powerful artifact. you’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand

asher: that sounds like a dare to me

babe: oh my god

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[damn polycule 💗]

gavin: you are under arrest

lasko: again? why?

damien: for being too adorable

lasko, blushing: i'm not-

huxley/freelancer: you are sentenced to cuddles

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david: i’m getting us fake IDs

asher: to drink?

david: to vote

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[DUMP training?]

instructor:

rule 1: use whatever tools or tricks that are necessary to stay ahead of your opponent

rule 2: never give out free information. that will get you killed

rule 3: even though teamwork is important, if you're sure you can handle something, do it

got that?

sweetheart, writing ”gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” on their notes: yeah yeah for sure

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elliot: sunshine sometimes sleep talks. I think it’s quite adorable

sunshine, asleep: fight me… you a**… square up… i think the f*ck not

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milo, completely serious: it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have little paw-paws and a little button nose. Do you care to comment?

aggro: mrrrow

milo: riveting

sweetheart, cloaked: am I interrupting something?

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villain (on speaker): we have your member!

david: five-

villain: what?

*terrified screams in the background*

sam: four, three...

villain: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID?

asher: two...

*cut-off scream, gurgling, bodies hitting the floor*

david: one.

tank: hey, alpha. everything is under control. tell sam I'll be home for dinner.

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gavin: caelum figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs

gavin: he doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "kick me" so they only have animal facts on them