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Dipcember2024 16. Future
The future looks so bright, be a real shame if something were to go wrong
SHE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT
Still on the GF rewatch train.
Oh yes, definitely looks like they were playing truth or dare in the cemetery.
Very Important Shots of Stanford Pines
So I was discussing butt puns with @gin-juice-tonic, as you do (specifically on account of his little series from yesterday), when I happened to comment, “granted, Ford is the one, canonically, with the ass, while Stan, bless his heart, is not.“ The sort of statement one makes when one feels sure that what one is saying is common knowledge. I forgot that what was common knowledge in the fandom ca. 6 years ago (born of consensus through many discussion posts) is not necessarily common knowledge in the fandom today. Resulting in the following exchange:
Gin: you cant just say ford canon has an ass and not elaborate on
Me: Ford is the one with the canon ass shots!
Gin: WHEN
This took me all of 5 minutes (to call up the eps and take screenshots; no I did NOT have these saved to a folder on my computer):
Now, as I recall how the discussions went back-when, it was pointed out that:
1. there is no need for Ford to have been designed wearing what are basically yoga pants.
2. compared to Stan’s chicken legs, Ford’s are... well-developed. Thick Thighs Save Lives, and all that.
3. there is also no particular need to have put Ford’s butt in focus that many times, except that they WANTED to.
And, I would like to remind everyone:
Lest we unfairly malign Stan, though, Gin did come up with some evidence that Stan is not without booty:
(also a great shot of the completely unexplained Thunderbird in the basement.)
I also felt I should present the best evidence we have that while Stan may be chicken-legs in the present, he was more or less Ford’s equal in the past:
Future Stan really needed to stop skipping leg day.
Anyway I am glad to share this window into the fandom’s past high-minded character analysis.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
im literally obsessed with this screencap of waddles from DaMVTF you dont understand
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