When the song ends, Sangwoo comes back and sits down in front of the phone. He leans forward to read the comments, his face too close to the screen. "No, Jaeyoung-sunbaenim isn't a multitalent," he says. "Someone who is a pure visual like him excels in the area of appearance. The rule holds that less is expected of him in other areas."
"The fuck," Jaeyoung says, and sits up. "The fuck?"
hi!! i just wanted to ask if you’d be open to reccing some of your favorite kent fics that are locked/restricted on ao3? i usually read on a private browser so i never stay logged in and i’m worried about all the gems i’m missing bc they’re privated hehe. i’m open to basically any pairing, it doesn’t even have to be kent haha
yeah, absolutely! I only actually had one restricted fic bookmarked, but I dug up another couple that I like.
Miss American Dream Since I Was 17 by dangercupcake - no pairing, Kent-centric. that poor boy gets some much-needed therapy.
the Local Foreigners series by febricant - patater. “in which Kent Parson plays hockey, learns that grieving isn't a cut and dried process and comes out on Twitter, not necessarily in that order.”
the road leads back to you by heyfightme - zimbits. “say Jack accidentally discovers that Poots has a boyfriend. And say that Poots wasn’t a very good boyfriend. And say, for arguments’ sake, Poots’ boyfriend definitely deserved better.”
podfic of "Rest Days" by 99_9 (17 words) by dangercupcake
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arm & Pol & Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham, Chan & Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat/Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun
Characters: Pol (KinnPorsche: The Series)
Additional Tags: Weddings, Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun Needs a Hug, Post-Canon, Dead Korn Theerapanyakun, Pol's funky Canadian vacation, Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat and Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun Reconciliation, Chan (KinnPorsche) backstory, Pol (KinnPorsche) backstory, POV Pol (KinnPorsche), Podfic, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Podfic Length: 2-2.5 Hours
Summary:
A few weeks after Dislocation, Chan's niece is getting married, and a newly-back-together Kim and Chay tag along for the festivities. Pol comes too.
(Yeah, another 99_9 KinnPorsche podfic... I am recording two of the series - the moon shimmers and Train to Failure. Nothing can stop me from recording all the fic I wanna listen to.)
Superstition fanfic: OUR FAVORITE PICTURES OF OLIVER JACKSON FROM LUC CHANTAL’S INSTA!!
Also posted to AO3.
OUR FAVORITE PICTURES OF OLIVER JACKSON FROM LUC CHANTAL’S INSTA!!
With the Diques out of the playoffs so early, and all quiet on the Teixeira-Jackson-Chantal household front (while Chantal rehabs his knee in California after MCL surgery), hockey is effectively over for the season. We here at CDPC thought this would be a perfect time to bring you some pictures of Oliver Jackson, a beautiful man who plays beautiful hockey and had 92 regular season points this year—70 of those apples. Click here to see our post about the highlights of Jackson’s passing from this year / click here to see a listing of highlight posts from previous years about various players.
We have never disguised our love for Oliver Jackson. Even before he was traded to the Nordiques in the RFA steal of the century (in the steal of the millennium?), we loved him because Luc Chantal loved him. We loved him even when he scored on us. We loved him when he came to Quebec City. And we loved him when he won us our first Cup ever—as Chants himself says, “Upper deck, glove side, that’s Jacks’s sweet spot.”
We have a lot of inappropriate responses to where Jackson’s sweet spot might be. It seems Chants does too, from his Instagram!
Chantal started curating his Instagram at age 12. The first picture available is actually a video and thanks to the date and the incredible Hockey New Brunswick website, we know it’s from the Atlantic Atom/Peewee LMHA Tournament.
[Video embedded: #42 dekes around two defensemen, then sends a no-look pass to #38, who gets the puck right into the goalie’s 5-hole.]
You will recognize that pass-shoot no-look triumph from about 700 hockey games Chantal and Jackson have played together. (Don’t @ us: we know they played more than 700 games together before they were even at NHL level.)
Our second favorite look at Oliver Jackson through the eyes of Luc Chantal is this one:
[Image embedded: two young men, teenagers, arms around each other, each holding up one index finger, grinning at the camera. One is ginger and taller; the other is about four inches shorter with dark hair. The blazing blue eyes of the ginger boy really catches your attention. His hair is very long, longer than the usual flow of a hockey player.]
Chantal obviously grabbed this picture from the PR team of the Drakkar; fans of Jackson and/or Chantal (WHY NOT BOTH?! BOTH IS GOOD!) will recognize this as their draft photo the year they both went first to the Baie-Comeau Drakkar. They both went first! The Drakkar had the number one and number two picks that year, and chose to use them simultaneously to take both players at the same time. We will never know who they would have picked if they’d had to choose, and life is better that way.
Now let’s skip through a few years and get some solo Jackson! (If you want to scroll back through Chantal’s insta, we recommend every single video he has ever posted of Jackson playing hockey, and the single video of Jackson reading a paperback book with his glasses on, pausing to look up at Chantal and laugh at him. The date on that video is pretty recent, but you can tell from Jackson’s (lack of) tattoos and (weird) haircut that it’s actually from their rookie year—we are pretty sure it’s from that year’s All Star Games weekend, but you make your own determination!
[Image embedded: a ginger man with short hair on the sides and a coif on top, scruffy beard, and a scowl. He is wearing black Speedo bathing suit, and kneeling on the sand with the ocean in the background. He is covered in orange freckles.]
This is not our favorite picture of Jackson—why does he look so dour? But we loved Chantal’s caption:
almost gq material! #thighs #42 #theilhadesantacatarina #dontlovethehairbutlovethebro
Note in the comments of the picture a user says to Chantal, “ur married and you still call him bro????”
Chantal’s perfect response: “what does marriage mean if you're not bros for life??????”
We love it!
[Embedded image: a man with dark ginger hair is staring at the camera with blue eyes. He is covered in orange freckles that match his orange scruff. He is lying stomach-down on a bed, holding a pillow to himself, leaning on it.]
OH YES. Give us naked in bed Oliver Jackson at the end of the summer, covered in freckles, looking alluringly at the camera (at Chantal!). We love an intimate peek into their moments together when they’re not “on” for hockey.
Chantal captioned this one “not showing off that bling i got ma blonde but know I put the reps into that watch” so we can only assume that the hidden watch is the one Jackson sported every game a few seasons ago that we ID’d as a Classic Bridges piece by Girard-Perregaux with an openwork dial done in rose gold.
(DO NOT look up the price unless you want to choke on your Chantal-sponsored Gatorade and stain your vintage Jackson 42 Flyers away sweater from his rookie year.)
And, finally, our very favorite picture of Jackson from Chantal’s Instagram:
[Embedded image: a ginger man with hair that is short on the sides but coiffed in front; he has a full beard and mustache and sensuous lips. His blue eyes are sharp and match his wrinkled blue T-shirt. He is wearing a horseshoe ring through his septum. You can tell from the expression on his face that he’s incredibly entertained by whatever is going on.]
This picture dates to the day before the Nordiques won our second Stanley Cup—in Quebec City, against the Blackhawks. Game 7 baby!!
Why is Jackson wearing a nose ring? Why does he look beautiful and perfect instead of wrung out like a guy who’d just played through 25 games of playoff hockey and was revving up for one more the next day? What is that weird necklace he’s wearing that we’ve never seen before or since? Is that a fucking HELIX PIERCING in his ear?
Chantal grows a pretty good playoff beard himself, but it’s true, Jackson’s is clearly lush and oiled and carefully tended.
We know Chantal is with Jackson and Beatriz “Crash” Teixeira and their kids in California right now (and we have seen exactly one picture from Marta Hertl’s Instagram account before she hastily deleted it, so we know Svetlana Volkov has made her yearly appearance with darling Sasha!)—we send this message to them: Please post a catalog of Jackson’s piercings. We can catalog his tattoos ourselves, but we’ve only seen three pictures total over the years of Jackson with piercings in, and those might be magnetic. Who can know?! Do us this solid, bruh. What else does Jackson have pierced?!!
Related links:
Click here for our page with our exclusive photos of the Teixeira-Jackson-Chantal kids with Chantal’s commentary on each photo.
Click here for a breakdown of what went wrong this season for the Diques.
Click here for Diques summer trade rumors.
Click here for the Luc Chantal Watch watch tag.
Click here for our interview with Svetlana Volkov about her favorite restaurants in Quebec City.
Click here for our interview with Budnikov about his contract extension.
Click here for…
Author notes: Thank you to the hotgingerguys insta for so much inspiration. The first picture of “Jacks” on the beach is the summer Katya was conceived. In my headcanon Jacks has MANY piercings. Here is a link to the Girard-Perregaux watch Luc gets for Jacks (or a reasonable facsimile): https://www.girard-perregaux.com/en/bridges/classic-bridges-40-mm-86005-52-001-bb6a
What DOES marriage mean if you’re not bros for life??? #Goals
PS: it pained me to leave out the picture of Luc and Jacks sitting together that Luc tagged “wifing it” IT HURT ME GENUINELY especially because of his salty retweet after they came out ; also, note that Luc texts the last picture of Jacks with the beard and mustache to Jacks with the commentary “so glad you can finally grow a mustache, mon chum” hahahahaha.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kim Namjoon | RM/Park Jimin
Characters: Kim Namjoon | RM, Park Jimin (BTS)
Additional Tags: fandomtrumpshate2026, Podfic, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: MP3, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Humor, Getting Together, criminals au, supervillains au, Inspired by the BTS Seasons Greetings 2022, Mad Scientist RM, alley cat jimin, Flirting, (supercriminal style), Confession, (of a sort)
Series: Part 92 of Podfic, Part 15 of BTS Fanwork
Summary:
Author's summary: Given how valued a client Namjoon is, maybe it's not surprising that Jimin feels an odd twinge of something, when he picks up the call and Namjoon, instead of offering a job, asks, "Jimin-ssi, just wondering, have you seen one of my demolecularization ray's focusing crystals?"
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin/Min Yoongi | Suga
Characters: Bangtan Boys | BTS Ensemble
Additional Tags: background vminkook, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Loss of Virginity, Hyung Kink, Virginity Kink, Mentions of Dubious Consent Fantasy, (no actual dubious consent), Park Jimin Is a Little Shit, Dirty Talk, a bit of degradation, Light Dom/sub, lots and lots of filth, implied OT7, Explicit as Hell, Podfic, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: MP3, Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours
Series: Part 11 of BTS Fanwork, Part 86 of Podfic
