#dared:start

[vanahq]

“ –– you want to hear some BULLSHIT ?? so uber has PERMANENTLY banned me from using their services because over 7 thousand people decided to use my PROMO code when they signed up. i don’t know about you, but i think they should be SPONSORING me.”

[aliycih]

“you know you’ve been out of new york for too long when you get on the wrong subway and now somehow i’m at coney island. i may need some help getting home.”

[fuckitshaw-blog]

James sat at the bar, watching a girl disappear into the dancing crowd. He wore no emotion on his face to conceal the fact that he hated himself at that very moment. Undoubtedly red, his cheek still stung from her slap. A quick scan of the room was all it took to find a “No Smoking” sign. James would have respected it, but after the scene that went down he needed to smoke. The only problem- the girl had taken his lighter earlier that evening. He turned to the nearest person, already taking a box of cigarettes out of his pocket. “YOU GOT A LIGHT?”

[adrlana]

👻 snapchat - all 👻

adriana: my day has been a mess rip 

adriana: someone bring me coffee i’ll give anything 

[jcksonc-blog]

“so the other day this college kid came into the shop and wanted to get a tattoo fixed. i said we could most likely fix up what he needed, i just had to give a once over to make sure. so this guy pulls up his shirt sleeve and there are all these tally marks. so i ask him, ‘what are the tally marks for?’ and he then proceeds to tell me that every time he gets laid he tattoos another tally on it. now i have seen a lot of weird shit come through those doors, and i have not judged a single one of ‘em. you do you man. but like? c’mon? tally marks for bangs is just ridiculous. besides he had a bunch, and i highly doubt THAT MANY people were that desperate to sleep with him ‘cause he was kind of a  sleeze no lie.”

[winnie-hacks-blog]

“Yeah i’ll take... two cotton candies, two orders of fried oreos, a popcorn and a large soda...” She turned to look at the next person in line. “This might take awhile, sorry”

[vanahq]

“is it just me or does roaming the city streets at such an EARLY hour seem like a different world in all its entirety ?? i’m not used to seeing families banded together leaving a broadway show, all smiles and giggles; or housewives prancing around with bags filled to the brim from whatever damn SPREE they went on courtesy of their MILLIONAIRE husbands ( who are probably busy on sprees of their OWN –– if y’know what i mean ). it’s like when the clock strikes 11, they all vanish into some abyss and the freaks come out to play. and by freaks i mean TOLERABLE, interesting human beings that don’t shoot side-eyes straight into your soul for simply walking by.”