@mxmortea 🫡
part 1
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Steph, just getting home after a long day of school and work: im home mom…is there food in the fridge?
Steph:
Steph, going to the kitchen: mom?
Bruce, guiltily standing to the side while Crystal attempts to save their burning dinner:
Steph:
Steph: i told you not to let him cook
Crystal: i folded the moment he looked at me with those eyes
Bruce: 🥺
Crystal: he only visits once a week
Crystal: i haven’t grown immune yet
Bruce, perking up: i can-
Steph: no.
Bruce, immediately deflating:
Steph:
Steph: …twice a week. that’s it.
Bruce, perking up again: thank you, angel 🥹
Crystal: looks like you aren’t immune either
Steph, embarrassed: mom!
Duke, in the principal’s office after getting into a fight:
Principal: i am aware of the situation with your parents
Bully, smirking:
Principal: …do you have anyone else i can ca-
Bruce, bursting in: im here!
Principal:
Bully: *pales*
Bully’s parents: *pales*
5 minutes later
Duke, shyly: thanks bruce
Bruce, squeezing his shoulder: no problem, sunshine
Barbara:
Jim:
Bruce:
Barbara: …bruce. what are you doing here.
Bruce: family dinner
Barbara:
Jim:
Bruce:
Bruce: i brought pizza
Barbara:
Jim:
Bruce:
Barbara: …just go get a plate. and grab me a drink.
Bruce, running off with a smile: sure
Jim:
Barbara:
Jim: i should just let him have you
Jim: im feeling sorry for the guy
Barbara: wow dad, im really feeling the love
Bruce, back again, holding Barbara’s favorite smoothie: here you go, honey
Barbara:
Barbara: where did you even get this
Bruce: the smoothie place
Jim: that’s two blocks away
Bruce: i know
Jim: you were gone for thirty seconds
Bruce: i know
Jim:
Jim: so do you want ketchup with that or-
Jarro: 😄
Bruce: i’d kill myself for you, love
Jarro: …😧
Wally West-Grayson: so this means you’re our dad now huh
Bruce:
Koryand’r West-Grayson: you are the father!
Bruce:
Dick: guys what have you done
Wally: ?
Kory: ?
Dick: now you’ll never escape…
Wally & Kory: ???
*Kory’s baby pictures suddenly appear everywhere in the mansion*
Kory: 😧
*Wally’s first paycheck is framed next to Dick’s*
Wally: wtf
*Kory’s first tooth is found and displayed with the rest*
Kory: 😧
*Wally’s Kid Flash costume spawns in the batcave*
Wally: wtf
Bruce, pulling Wally into a hug: welcome home, precious
Bruce, kissing Kory’s forehead: welcome home, princess












