#dcalm

[i-is-v-tired]

Roman: Everybody, I have a crush... On Logan.

Remus: Same.

Roman: ...What?!

Deceit: Get with the times, Roman. Everybody has a crush on that human textbook.

[sweetnsaltypotato]

sorry i’ve been gone for so long. school happened and it’s giving me a hard time. here, have some ships

[crazypie-art]

Okay but hear me out, extremely flirtatious romantic roman

Okay I know we all love the idea of Roman hating the dark sides (which is probably canon I know but just bare with me), but hear me out, Roman flirts with every side, even the darks, SO HARD, like I'm talking roses, dinner dates, serenades, songs, extravagant gifts, you name it, He's done it. And while the others are used to this and in a relationship with him and think he's a big romantic dork, it freaks the absolute fuck out of the darks at first because there just "what in the fresh hell?!?!?!?!” and deceit always just gives Roman this look of sheer confusion, especially when dee insults him and Roman accepts it and makes a million and a half compliments back to dee (while the other darks are laughing and snickering from behind a corner because dee is the victim of extremely romantic roman today) and the one time dee does accept a date it like the most extra thing in the world jesus Christ??? Like, its not just any dinner date or walk through a garden or something, its a full on Royal outing and the others proceed to make fun of dee who is just like "no you don't understand its so much???" like he can't even bring himself to lie. And the next time the others see dee in the commons, Logan, Virgil and Patton all share smug side eye glances and dee knows exactly why and there just like "has it worked yet?" Extremely smug and dee just sputters insults them because they know exactly what Romans like, but just

Give me romantic flirtatious Roman who falls head over heals for everyone because he loves everyone and just can't help but express it

[dont-ask-deceit]

Ugh

Don't go ahead and ask me something already. I'm not completely bored.

[logically-lo]

Patton has brought to my attention that you would all like to learn more about me. Which quite frankly is flattering. So I am here to answer your questions and fill you with the knowledge you seek, so please ask any questions you think fit.