More Sanders Sides Shipping Things Cause People Liked The Last One
Roman: *Watching Frozen*
Patton: “Roman...you know you’ll just get upset at-“
Roman: “BUT WHY MAKE THE HANDSOME PRINCE THE BAD GUY?!”
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Virgil: “I’m so unnecessary and I serve no purpose.”
Logan: “Actually, Anxiety is a much needed instinct in humans. Without it, we’d have no sense of safety or self preservation.”
Virgil: *sniffling* “...fucking nerd.”
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Patton: “Why can’t we get to the bottom of the ocean yet?”
Logan: “Technology hasn’t advanced that far yet.”
Patton: “But I want to see mermaids.”
Logan: “...Patton, there are much more interesting theories other than mermaids.”
Patton: “But shirtless fish boys.”
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Virgil: *looking at a tarantula at the zoo*
Patton: “How can you stare at that MONSTER?!”
Virgil: “It’s just a fuzzy danger boy.”
Patton: “NO!”
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Roman: “OFF WE GO!” *starts charging towards the forest*
Virgil: “It’s a little humid, don’t you think?”
Roman: *turns back towards the house* “A PRINCE CANNOT RISK HIS HAIR!”
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Roman: *watching Cinderella* “That prince is soooo gay!”
Logan: “Don’t him and Cinderella end up married?”
Roman: “I can dream, thesaurus.”
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Patton: “Are you tired, Deceit?”
Deceit: “No.”
Patton: “C’mon to bed.”
Deceit: “I’m not tired.”
Patton: “Let’s go.”
Deceit: “PATTON I DONT ALWAYS LIE!”
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Logan: “I admire you.”
Deceit: “W-Why?”
Logan: “You exist for the sole purpose to protect Thomas. Lying is a form of self preservation in stable humans, which Thomas is.”
Deceit: “Um...no thank you.”
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Roman: *crying* “That preformance was horrible!”
Deceit: “You did terrible.”
Roman: “YOURE NOT HELP- wait what?”
Deceit: “You did absolutely terrible. Your butt looked so bad in that costume. And your hair was SO horrid.”
Roman: *blushing* “Thank you.”
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Deceit: “You’re the darkness of my life.”
Virgil: “I try.”
Deceit: “You’re so ugly and I love making you mad with my controlable lying.”
Virgil: “You do piss me off.”
Deceit: “I love showing my emotions and my lying makes it possible to actually share them.”
Virgil: “I don’t get it.”
Deceit: “I hate everything you are.”
Roman: *in the distance* “HE LOVES YOU VIRGIL YOU ABSOLUTE-“
*Patton tackles him to shut him up*
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Christmas Special!
Roman: “I gift you all a beautiful rose! You are all the thorns in my side sometimes, but in the end, our love is buds out into something beautiful.”
Logan: “I wrote each of you the facts of love that I feel for you. Heh...feel...”
Patton: “I MADE CARDS!”
Virgil: “Uh...I made you each a playlist? Sorry it’s not much...”
Deceit: “I didn’t try to make you each a card...but gladly I achieved in making them. So I didn’t resort to buying you each mugs that have a picture of me totally not hugging you.”
((All of these are written under the AU that they’re in a polyamorous relationship so don’t fight over shippings. Hopefully you all enjoyed this!))
