Can I please get some dead pool head cannons with a winged reader? Like, they have huge bird/dragon wings? (You can choose which on) I just feel like he’d be all touchy and snuggly when it came to them. Totes okay if no
Deadpool x Winged! Reader
Deadpool x Winged! Reader
🪽if it was bird wings he would constantly be touching them or trying to rub his face on them
🪽might try to pull out a feather
🪽If the wings are a light color he would try and convince you to let him dye them different colors
🪽if it's dragon wings he'll pester you about whether or not you can fly
🪽If you say no he probably wont believe you and will bother you even more to show him or fly him somewhere
🪽if your wings have patterns he'll definitely trace his fingers over them softly
The best at it. Probably because he never experienced it himself, it´s that much more important to him that you feel good and that everything is taken care of.
B=Body part
On him nothing and on you everything. Simple as that, he hates himself and loves you more than life itself (or for him more than Death)
C=Cum
Doesn´t cum too much, but always has very intense orgasms. Loves cumming all over you.
D=Dirty secret
Wade´s biggest fantasy is for you to fuck him to death and then fuck him back to life, be that you just choking him or straight up stabbing him, he doesn´t care but he doesn´t want to address it because it´s quite hardcore.
E=Experience
A lot. More bad than good though, he definitely knows what he´s doing and knows how to make you feel good.
F=Favorite position
All of them, can´t choose and won´t choose. Honestly wants to try out every single position that exists, sex marathons are a go for him.
G=Goofy
Sex with Wade is so flexible, all kinds go, be that casual sex with lots of laughter or dirty sex with lots of degration.
H=Hair
Well, none
I=Intimacy
He´s a hopeless romantic so no matter how dirty it gets, the most important part for him is intimacy and being close to you.
J=Jerk off
All the goddamn time. He´s constantly horny but he knows that you get tired after a while so he really jerks it a lot.
K=Kinks
All of them. Whatever comes to your mind, he´s probably into it or has tried it. Praise kink, roleplay, bdsm, power play, orgasm control, degration, cum play etc.
L=Location
He has no shame so anywhere goes as long as you´re comfortable with it.
M=Motivation
Everything turns him on. Also things that really shouldn´t (like that one time where you made him his favorite food and he got hard from it). Biggest turn on for him is when you compliment his looks.
N=No
There is nothing he wouldn´t at least try. He has no boundaries, but respects yours more than anything. You can always talk to him and when you´re uncomfortable with something, Wade will stop immediately, your pleasure goes first and he´s super respectful.
O=Oral
Ah yes, his favorite. Sit on his face, suffocate him, he loves that shit. Could go donw on you for hours and when you allow him, he will and you will cry from overstimulation.
Didn´t want you to blow him at first because of his insecurities but when you did, he´s surprised that he can still feel something down there.
P=Pace
Likes to build it up definitely, but can´t last as long when he´s going really fast.
Q=Quickie
That´s a go for him. You just need to tell him and he´s already stripped down, readdy to go.
R=Risk
Always down to try something new. He´s also always on the lookout for things he and you might enjoy.
S=Stamina
Not a lot because of his condition, but can and will last as long as you need him to
T=Toys
Always so excited when you spice it up with toys! His mission is to visit every sex shop in the world. He always finds the weirdest toys too, some look like torture devices and you already know he got them from that sketchy corner store you warned him about.
U=Unfair
He´s way too impatient to tease you that much. He likes doing it a bit, but really wants to get to the point.
You can tease him until he drops dead though, loves it when you put him in his place.
V=Volume
Will not shut up unless his head is between your legs. Is constantly talking (sometimes about something that happened that day or listing off what you two need to get when you get your groceries next time)
Otherwise he also moans very loudly and is not ashamed of the sounds you make him make (he´s really proud actually because you make him feel so good)
W=Wildcard
He once got a boner while eating his favorite tacos, it´s an incident that he doesn´t want to talk about ever again and he can still see your teasing smirk in hsi dreams.
X=X-Ray
He´s got a designer dick. After saving up some money, he sought out a doctor who´d fix at least this region of his, so really it´s the perfect size and girth for him, not too big, not too small with a few veins.
Y=Yearning
Wade is horny 24/7, just say the word and he´s ready to go.
Z=Zzz
Okay, he´s either out like a light and will sleep like a baby where nothing will wake him up or he´ll stay awake the whole night because his adrenaline is kicking.
Hi! Could I maybe get headcannons for deadpool with a really shy and quiet s/o who blushes a lot??
❣Deadpool with a shy S/O
↱Wade will absolutely tease you endlessly and flirt with you
↱Anytime he has the chance to he will be an annoying nuisance and either talk your ear off or purposely try to fluster you
↱"Do you have a map? Cause i just got lost in your eyes"
↱prepare yourself for the never ending amount of cheesy and disgusting pick up lines from him
↱Deadpools not great at picking up on body language but he'll try and learn to recognize when he's gone to far because he loves you and doesn't want to actually upset you
↱Does try to get you to open up about your interests and actually talk more, but isn't offended if you choose not to at first
↱He thinks your shyness is adorable and will protect you at all costs <3
Deadpool x reader but the reader owns and runs a cafe
Deadpool X Female!Reader who owns a cafe ☕
❣You will see him there everyday (sometimes even twice a day) in your cafe trying to woo you
❣He'll say very stupid but endearing pick up lines because that's the only way he knows how to get people to fall for him
❣Is constantly trying to get you to be his girlfriend in the most stupidest ways
❣"Oh no don't worry, that's not a wedding ring! That's a friendship ring :D feel free to always wear it and never take it off"
❣Your the reason he started drinking ice coffee because the first time he came in all he could do was stutter and order the first thing that came to mind
How would Deadpool react if s/o wanted to meet Black Widow as they are a big fan of them and do you think Natasha would have time to hang out with them?
Wade is low key jealous
He’ll make it a point to pout and huff whenever you mention Black Widow
Which is pretty often
Will probably be super overdramatic about it but deep down, through the layers of comedic relief and irony, he’s kind of hurt
Like he gets Natasha is cool and all but like, he’s supposed to be your boyfriend right? :(
Good luck getting him to voice those thoughts though
Finally he decides to just try and approach Natasha about meeting you
Chickens out though and has conflicting thoughts
Tries again and actually convinces her (somehow) to meet up with you (a random stranger)
It’s not for very long, she’s pretty busy after all but Natasha always tries to make time for her fans <3
Your relationship with her never goes beyond you being a big fan of her
Deadpool ends up super happy with his decision, just seeing the grin on your face (even if it wasn’t directly caused by him) brightens his mood immediately
