#deadpool is pan

[skeleton-bat]

Some pan people: gender and genitalia don’t really play a role into who I find attractive and so Im more attracted to their hearts instead of their parts

Some lgbts apparently: that’s homophobic :///

[firyfox]

Anyways just thought I'd improve everyone's day by reminding y'all that Deadpool is caniacally pansexual and Sterling Archer is a canon bisexual and there's nothing their bitter homophobic fuck boi "fans" can do about it lol

[chuckschippedchomper]

What I really want

So I’m a spideypool lover what can I say? But I really want this fanfic that’s just like peter and wade are around the same age and are friends from school and both have crushes on eachother but are still Deadpool and Spiderman. They don’t know it’s eachother under the suit, at least peter doesn’t know it’s Wade. Wade soon figures out it’s peter because no matter how much peter tries to change his voice Wade just knows. But like before wade knows it’s peter he ends up having a crush on spider man. Peter also ends getting a small little man crush that he’s never going to admit too on Deadpool and freaks out cuz he also really likes wade and is just incredibly confused. And after a long time of teasing and pretending to not know who spider man Wade tells Peter he’s Deadpool and Peter automatically is relieved a bit, but when he tells Wade he’s Spiderman Wade just laughs and is like yeahive known for months know. And then they kiss and agh spideypool.

[azure7539arts]

Headcanon #2

Pairing: 00Q (James Bond/Q)

Rating: Mature

Additional notes: Unbeta-ed.  Technically an anonymous prompt fill, but in the form of a headcanon post.

Warning: Lots of profanity ahead... You’ll see why.

► Premise: Bond and Q are sent on a mission together, as they do, and accidentally meet Deadpool. Bond and Q need to retrieve some vital information from a power-crazed, too tanned tycoon, and Deadpool has been paid to kill said power-crazed, too tanned tycoon (which, of course, he happily does because nothing gets him off better than a good challenge and ending some crooked white old man hiding behind all sorts of protective walls—actual walls, money walls, dick walls, whatever.) You get the picture.

• Deadpool spies Bond lunging from a bridge onto a moving train and squeals because “Man! He doesn’t have regenerative power! But he’s still doing it!” (“Also because it’s almost Skyfall all over again, but shhhhh, no need to remind a man of that kind of trauma.”)

• Deadpool runs after Bond, kills a lot of dudes, gets maimed and ‘killed’ a lot of times, but he doesn’t care because Bond is rugged in a nicely tailored suit and he’s winging it like the suit doesn’t restrict his movements at all, and man, this is why all this hero business with a mask and ending up being called a red condom is really starting to become a little unfair compared to that gorgeous piece of ass! Whoot!

• Bond shoots Deadpool, thinking he’s an enemy, and Deadpool doesn’t even move and just takes the bullet because wow, Bond looks so fucking intense when he stares down the barrel of that gun with those glacier blue eyes, and shit, it’s glorious. “But hey, hey! You’re gorgeous and all, but I’m not willing to eat more than one copper candy from you, okay?!... Or two. Or maybe three… Whatever, just cut it OUT!”

• It takes a while, and a fair bit of shock when Bond realizes that this little bugger in red and black spandex doesn’t seem to be dying at all no matter what Bond (has on hand at the moment) throws at him. And it takes Q telling him that it’s “Deadpool a.k.a Wade Wilson, which means that he heals too fast to die, so stop wasting your energy” for Bond to gradually stand down. Turns out, they’re on the same side after all.

• “Uhhh, I would also like to remind you that you should add ‘for now’ to the end of that sentence? That one up there at the last bullet point? Yeah. ‘Cause, you know, mercenary and all. There’s never any real guarantee. My moral compass is messed up, man. And stop making typos, oh my god, either you go to sleep now and wake up fresh, or you focus, okay?!”

• So, they turn out to be on the same side after all, for now, and thanks to that, and Q’s sensibility, and Deadpool’s fanboying insistence, they decide to work with one another.

• Deadpool totally forgets about Bond and skips right over to Q the second he lays eyes on him, though. Because, like, there’s no real reason why he shouldn’t be interested? Intelligent, pretty, cherry red lips, and nice, pert ass? “Tsk tsk, you’ve been missing out, Bond… Or have you? Oooohh!!! OHHHHH. This is just too good!”

• “Also, I just want to say that there’s no reason why I shouldn’t have liked Q. You know, like how I’m fond of Spidey Boo? Yeah. Pretty boy Q got the snark, too, superpower or no, and the fact that he can topple governments with just a few keystrokes alone get my blood going so bloody fucking ha— HEY! Don’t cut me off!”

• And so they work together on this mission to finish off this rich, overly tanned, crooked tycoon. Well, more of Deadpool doing so, and not so much Bond and Q because Bond and Q are just here to get into the database and retrieve all those sensitive information okay, and “Get out of there, Bond. It’s a bloodbath, and considering that he’s a mercenary… Better be safe than sorry.”

• “He’s right, you know. Just saying. I got no reason to want to do anything to them other than maybe some third base action, for now, but, like, I told you. If there’s a good reason for it, if they go rogue and start embarking on a, I don’t know, killing spree, then I’ll be there. Yeah… Maybe I should still bang them first though… Ugh, decisions, decisions, deci—”

• “Are you sure Bond and Q don’t have superpowers of their own? Like, Spidey got his powers from a spider bite, okay? So, maybe a tick bite for them? You never know what goes on in those forests and faraway lands Bond sometimes finds himself in. I mean, Wakanda just emerges out of nowhere, man, and it’s fucking beautiful. I wanna go there… soon-ish. As soon as Fox and Disney work out some sort of temporary deal or whatever ‘cause I don’t want to be censored, you know. I wasn’t born to be censored. We were brought into this world nude, and we’re gonna go out— Wait. Wait wait. That was going somewhere. Hold on…”

– THE END –

“Damn it! You cut me off again! And look at what you’ve done! My train of thought is probably gone for good, and you’ve put me in italics. Great. Just great. You know what? Fuck you, author.”

[cultistsonly]

Deadpool 2 is the dark horse of 20gayteen and I’ve never been happier

[pan-pride-club]

Pan character of the Month

I thought it could be cool to talk about some fictional characters that are pansexual, because hey, this is a blog about pansexuality so...Why not ? And it’s great to feel represented in stories and such :-). 

So our pan character of the month is...DEADPOOL ! 

Our favorite merc’ with a mouth is openly pansexual, and also one of the funniest anti-hero around here. He’s one of my personal favorite MARVEL character, because there’s so many things about him that are interesting, definitely not a one dimensional character. Just his pansexuality is proof of it.

[randomfefe]

I wonder if all the white straight boys knows that deadpool is pansexual?

[suspicious-bouquets]

Whenever I feel insecure and unlovable I just remember that Deadpool would absolutely flirt with me.