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[jumptheshark]

Helloooooo!

Fantasy AU? 👀 Can we know more about the Midam fantasy AU? 👀👀

(@savoryoatmeal)

ok my fantasy au is more about the archangels than midam specifically, but um basic idea:

the archangels and heaven are a lot like canon, except it’s all located on earth instead of. a different plane of existence?

its the usual set up of michael being the strict eldest, lucifer being the black sheep, raphael is the healer/more gentle sibling, and gabriel IS there + he’s close to the younger angels/sort of distanced from michael + lucifer

the main plot point is that lucifer stages a coup that the others don’t learn about until it’s. already in progress. lucifer’s main goal is driving the angels out and michael, who would usually be able to fight him off, is injured in the process

so basically that all leads to michael having to leave to get backup, but he gets hurt AGAIN, this time he’s almost killed by lilith

adam, a random citizen of a nearby village, happens to stumble upon an unconscious michael just outside of town and even though he has serious issues with heaven + the power they exert over humans, his moral code as a healer requires him to help michael, so he does

michael eventually wakes up, startled, and ofc immediately tries to leave, but he’s still in such a bad shape that adam just looks at him like 😐 yeah nice try

adam just wants to help michael enough that he can fuck off and hopefully won’t kill adam, so the first day or two is very tense as michael is pissed about not being able to help heaven

slowly, though, they become a little more friendly. michael tells adam about his siblings and heaven, and adam tells michael about his mother and how she inspired him to become a healer

as michael gets better, he starts planning again, and adam starts correcting his misconceptions about humans

they come up with some sort of plan to break into heaven and free the angels still held captive there, and adam suggests joining forces with some humans he knows (kristin and kevin lol) who can help them break the spells lucifer has up

(lucifer has warding up against angels, which is slowly poisoning the ones still stuck there, but not against humans (who he’s converting to demons with angel grace) or archangels (because. he’s an archangel) so they have better chances with human allies than seeking out angel reinforcements)

a lot of other stuff happens besides that. gabriel is off with the majority of the angels, hiding from lucifer while trying to plan out some recovery with kali, raphael is maybe still at heaven? idk i haven’t gotten that far lol. but yeah :)

basically the whole au is this playlist

[hypokeimena]

evil wikipedia au: first of all...what is it. i think i missed when you first started talking about it so idk whats going on. and what inspired it?

it’s for locked tomb/gideon the ninth. it’s uh, inspired by: i like the concept of, like, evil old bisexual swingers, but i don’t really want to write in that specific universe, so i am writing a like, modern au fanfiction about them, but it’s set in the 70s, and they’re all evil fleetwood mac (thanks jj for this concept), 

but the fanfiction is, uh. the 2001 wikipedia article. about this fictional band.

[felderwin]

rovinsky

I think the extent to which it exists in like the books works for me, I think K being a fucked up parallel for Ronan also being tied up in Ronan’s repression about his sexuality works very well and was a good move from Miss Stief! More importantly though I think its very funny how weird people get about it

[impishglee]

i am drawn to boyking teen dad. whats going on there?

this is a very new idea and not very far along at all, its mostly just something i kick around in the back of my head BUT! boyking teen dad is a ya fantasy idea i have abt a prince that is rude to a witch so she curses him w infertility, which initially, seems fine bc hes like the 4th son. unfortunately by the time he’s 16 his parents and all his brothers are dead. luckily for him a spring breeze turns into a baby and he adopts her as his daughter and heir immediately. he refuses on principle to marry bc he knows his theoretical wife would be blamed for his infertility which would be bad news. so now he’s a boyking teen dad!

[olreid]

hey, i saw your post requesting that people tag for eye strain but i realized today im not sure exactly when to do so. what kind of stuff should be tagged? thanks!

hi <3 i would say eye strain covers stuff with really bright/neon colors or high contrast, stuff with glitch or distortion-y elements, and anything that’s intentionally hard to look at like eye puzzles, optical illusions, etc. looking thru posts on here that are tagged with eye strain might also be helpful just to get a sense of what types of posts could fall under that tag !

[nonagesiimus]

5, 13, 16

Which genre(s) don’t you read? Why not?

SELF HELP i literally just dont believe it. i cant believe people read those on purpose. that shit feels too much like the fake medicine you could get at those traveling patent medicine shows in the olden days. it does crack me up when i look at the book section in thrift stores and they’re just full of them though

The fictional character you want to believe you resemble and the fictional character you actually resemble

lets keep it in one book universe: jordan is the coolest motherfucker on the planet and im not just saying that bc i also have a crush on declan lynch. 

theres a lot i find irritating about blue sargent but unfortunately i cannot recover from a) going through a half-baked discourse phase in my early to mid teens which gave me the exact temperament she has in those books and b) literally, literally having grown up around self proclaimed psychics and witches who all gave me the same prophecy independent of one another at a young age. like unfortunately i cannot bounce back from that i might as well kin her

The book that you don’t dare reread for fear it won’t be the same any more

honestly i know ive talked on here about how much im thinking of ending things by iain reid freaked me out but im nervous to reread it and find out its actually not all that. like i know a lot of people have had a good time rereading it and finding a bunch of early foreshadowing they didnt pick up on the first time around but like. what if i reread the only book thats ever made me too freaked out to fall asleep and find out its actually pretty lame

ty!

[witchern]

i think i just came across your blog in the wilds of midam fandom idr exactly but i remember spending some time deciding whether to follow bc its a mixed-content blog but then i was like the midam posts...they are too good...i simply must.

how did you find my blog and what made you want to follow

sdflskdjfklsjf thank u, thank u. i appreciate you braving the hot mess that is my blog specifically for the midam stuff lmao 💕

[onlybluetalk]

🌻!

at a bar the other night i invited two yuppies (is that a word we use anymore? i don’t care) (one without eyebrows, one in a blazer @ 12pm) to sit with us bc they were drinking red wine in a sports bar and they were already crowding our table and there were two empty seats they made very bad guesses about where i’m from based on my accent and ditched us when we wouldn’t do karaoke with them. sorry, boys. but they were already tipsy when they got there & there was no way we’d agree on a song and there was no way i was gonna catch up to them in time to put myself through that