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Shipping chart by @princey-daisy

I couldn't decide if analogical was an otp or not so it gets two lines :}

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"Fuck it! If the others wont have a movie night with you, than I will!"

"Okay okay, just.. please put a shirt on.."

"No"

Day 5: Movie night! i almost forgot to post this. damn it. Promts by @katie-the-noble-fangirl

don't know wether to tag thomas in this, but he never sees my stuff any way so. @thatsthat24

likes do nothing! reblog or die by my sword!

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Goo Town USA

Summary: Remus and Anti find someone in the sewer system of Gainesville, and it’s not a dead body.

A/N: Happy Birthday, Remus!

Remus was walking around town, it had been a while since he’d gotten to do so and Janus was too busy to keep babysitting him. So he was currently spending his time trespassing right into the heart of Dark’s territory. Which typically ended with Dark finding him, batting him around with his aura and then dumping him back into Gainesville for Janus to find and deal with later.

But Dark was busy with his new triplet spawnlings, not that Remus knew that or was going to learn that for a while. So Remus was calmly strolling down the street when Anti flung himself out of a telephone pole next to Dark’s warehouses and just bolted.

“Hey, Anti,” Remus smiled at Anti who raced past him as if he was set on fire.

“Come on, let’s go!” Anti shouted. He had a skeletal metal hand in his hands. Remus naturally bolted to follow him.

“Anti!” Google’s voice shouted in an absolute rage as he chased them. Remus took out his mace and with a mad cackle spun on his heels and charged at the android. Google protectively spilt into a cloud and after a couple swings he raced away from Google and in the chase the android lost Anti because he was trying to pursue Remus and Remus eventually slipped into the sewers where he and Anti frequently liked to hide out because most of their opponents had too much pride to follow them in there . . . along with an actual sense of smell.

“Yeh[1] lose him?” Anti asked as Remus frog splashed into the disgusting trash water.

Remus gave him a thumb’s up before picking himself up. He noticed that Anti was holding a skeletal robotic hand.

“Aghhh,” Anti complained. “It was finally gettin[2] fun.”

“Should I go find him?” Remus offered.

“Nah, it’s fine,” Anti huffed out. “Don’t know why e’eryone in this fookin’ town is so borin’ an’ shite all ‘a the sudden.”[3]

Then he bit off one of the fingers of the hand. Remus frowned at him for a bit before smiling again and getting closer to the glitch demon. “Wanna[4] share?”

Anti chuckled and tossed him the pinky finger and Remus accepted it gladly.

Remus summoned his mace and rested his hands and chin on the bottom flat of the mace, pouting. “I’m not bor~ing, am I, Anti?”

The glitch demon frowned and thought about that, “Depends, yer not gonna give chaos up fer Dee, are yeh?”[5]

“I would never,” Remus huffed out in offense. “How dare you think so little of me?”

“Then yer not borin’,”[6] Anti told him.

“Yay!” Remus cheered and threw his hands up, his mace falling into the water.

“Yeah,” Anti wrapped an arm around Remus’s neck and pulled him in. “Cause yer my favorite human, ain’tcha?”[7]

“Awww,” Remus pinched his cheeks. “Is swomeone’s gettin’ swoft, Anti?”[8]

“Shut up,” Anti grumbled and pushed Remus away from him. “Yeh[1] wanna[4] go draw on the police station again?”

“Fuck yes,” Remus said, kicking around in the sewer water for his mace instead of summoning it like a reasonable person. “Will Mare be there?”

And that was the wrong thing to say.

“Fook ‘im!”[9] Anti spat angrily. “Gobshite’s got some new shiny pact mate eatin’ up his time, an’ I can’t find Wil. He’s prolly up Dark’s arse or somethin’.”[10]

“Huh,” Remus said as he began to reach into the water for his mace.

“Lucky fer him I’ve been too busy ta gut him an’ so I got angry ‘cause I couldn’t find some shitesleeve,”[11] Anti scoffed. “Went ta[12] go bother Google, got bored, got hungry.”

Anti gestured with the metal hand he still had and was in the process of eating it.

Remus nodded and touched something but when he pulled it out it wasn’t his mace. It was a human head. A redhead with glasses and green slime oozing out of his head. The water at this point in the sewer wasn’t deep enough to vertically submerge a body.

And Remus should know, he’d tried to hide a body in these sewers more than once.

Confused, Remus stuck the head back into the water, hoping that when he pulled it back out the person would be his mace instead.

It wasn’t.

“The fook[13] is that?” Anti asked.

“Hi, I’m Slime, uhh, I mean I’m Meat, Meat and Bone,” Slime introduced as he stood up out of the sludge water.

“Okay,” Anti smiled, poking the green jelly oozing from his head. “Meat, how do yeh[1] feel about death?”

“Well,” Slime hummed, his throat doing a weird, disgusting gurgling that Remus found absolutely fascinating and wanted to poke at the green viscous gloop that made up the bottom of his neck to see what was making the noise. “Everyone just shambles around until eventually they fall apart and become dust.”

Remus began cackling in laughter and soon Anti was joining him. Slime looked at them in confusion before starting to copy their mad laughter but sounding a lot more forced and crazed which only delighted both Remus and Anti more.

They stopped and Slime was still laughing for a full second before he awkwardly cut himself off.

“Dibs,” Remus proclaimed and grabbed Slime around the waist, lifting him up like an oversized rag doll. “Let’s go.”

“Yes, I have so many ribs,” Slime reassured loudly as Remus and Anti began heading out of the sewers, Remus summoned a couple of his tendrils to climb out without letting go of his new friend, and Anti used the nearest open wire. “And they are all mine.”

Anti immediately recognized that he was right next to the bar Mare liked to crash at when he wasn’t with Nate.

“Give me a sec,” Anti spat and stomped over to the bar and kicked in the door. “Mare! The fook[13] are yeh[1]?”

Mare was talking to the bartender, his new pact mate sitting at the other side of the bar, just feeding off of the aura in the patrons in the bar with Mare.

“Anti?” Mare asked in confusion, getting up.

Anti kicked over the nearest table, uncaring if there were people or drinks at it.

“Hey!” Mare spat and raced over to him, throwing himself at Anti and the two started getting into a fist fight with each other and Mare kicked him out of the bar.

Remus started cheering them on, summoning up some anchors to enjoy the fight and holding some out for Slime who took some and smashed it to his face instead of eating it.

Mad followed the fight out of the bar and tried to help Mare but was elbowed away by the two demons as they fought it out until both of them were covered in scratches from aura and claws.

“The fuck is wrong with you!” Mate spat in anger as they pulled away. It was a reprieve in the fight, the fight would either stop here or keep going depending on their conversation.

“Fook[13] you!” Anti spat at Mare. “Yeh get some new friend, an’ yeh leave me behind!”[14]

“Hey, should I?” Mad motioned behind himself.

“No, just,” Mare told Mad before turning back to Anti. “I didn’t leave you behind, you had your head up your ass chasing Henrik’s ass. I let you do what you want but when I deal with my shit, you get fucking pissed.”

Anti was quiet, fuming angrily for a bit. “Look I don’t care if yer fookin’ him or whate’er, I just care about havin’ some fookin fun.”[15]

“We’re not,” Mare rolled his eyes and sighed, “I’m not too busy to turn this town upside-down.”

“Promise?” Anti demanded. “I’m yer[16] favorite demon right? Not him?”

“No, he’s just my pact mate,” Mare told him as Mad just stared at them in confusion.

“Yeh[1] swear?” Anti glared at him .

“Yes, obviously, you fucking asshat,” Mare told him.

“I better be, yeh[1] gobshite[17],” Anti agreed before turning to Mare, “he’s my fookin’ friend, yeh got that?”[18]

“Uhhh, yeah, whatever,” Mad held up his hands and stared at Anti like he was insane.

“Exactly,” Anti reinforced. “Anyways, yeh[1] two wanna come an’[19] commit some chaos?”

“Hell yeah,” Mare gave him a thumbs up. “Hey Mad, come on, I gotta[20] introduce you to Anti here?”

“Doesn’t he work for Dark?” Mad was watching Anti carefully.

“I don’t do shite fer that arsehole,”[21] Anti spat down at the ground. “We just happen ta agree on a couple things. Dark is a fookin’ shitehead an’ the only good thing about him is the spawnlings he collected an’ the fact he’s datin’ Wil.”[22]

Then he clapped Mare on the back, “Come on, I’ve got a gang leader ta[13] kill.”

“I thought we were committing chaos?” Mare reminded, quirking an eyebrow at him.

“Yeah, but some arse[23] attacked Kay an’[19] Lunky,” Anti spat. “So if I can find this arsehole an’ gut him like a fookin’ fish fer touchin’ ‘em.”[24]

Then Anti remembered something, and felt dumb for not remembering it sooner. “Hey, Remus, yer[16] from Gainesville, who are all the gang leaders in yer[16] city?”

Remus shrugged, “Ask Dee.”

“Yeah fook[13],” Anti agreed, “he would know.”

The glitch thought on that, before he shrugged, “Welp, time ta burn shite until he shows up. Or the heroes do an’ I can just ask them.”[25]

“Yeah!” Remus pumped his fists in the air supportively.

And that’s what they did. It didn’t take long for Remus to teach Slime how to become an arsonist, Remus just set a burning Molotov cocktail in his hand and pointed Slime at something and told him to throw it. Slime barely had the second one in his hand and Remus was trying to light it when Janus showed up.

“The devil are you doing?” Janus shouted.

“Burning stuff,” Remus supplied helpfully.

“I’m an Aaronist!” Slime shouted.

“Arsonist,” Mare corrected with a smile.

“Why in our town?” Janus demanded. “Why not do this in Egoton?”

Remus shrugged and Janus groaned in frustration.

Which is exactly when a shrill bird whistle called out. “Hey Meat, what’cha[26] doing?”

Janus startled and turned directly behind him to see a man in a button shirt and suspended, with a black beanie and a thick scar over his left eye.

Slime smiled and walked over to the newcomer, holding out the unlit Molotov. “Quackity, look, I am arsonist now.”

“El Espíritu me directo, porque este chamaco va a ser como Tubbo,”[27] Quackity groaned and rubbed at the bridge of his eye. “Come on, we gotta[20] go before you get us arrested.”

“How long were you following me?” Janus demanded angrily.

“Relax, I just wanted to talk,” Quackity said, moving Slime behind him. “I just didn’t expect our next meeting to be this soon.”

He took out a white business card out of his sleeve and with a soft puff of air he blew it with magic towards Remus, who caught it mostly out of reflex. “For your boss.”

Remus blinked as Janus glared at Quackity. But he brought the card over to the deceitful Side, who ripped up the card and threw it back at Remus. The creative Side ate one of the scraps out of the air like a deranged piranha. “We want nothing to do with you.”

“You sure you can’t tell the big man?” Quackity tried to convince Janus. “Come on.”

“You have me confused with someone who takes orders,” Janus scoffed. “Which I assure you, I do not.”

Quackity had a huge, smug smile on his face. “Right, big guy. Tell you what. You swear off your lies, and I’ll swear off mine. ¿Entiendes?[28]”

He clicked his tongue and winked his good eye as he pulled out an orb of swirling green aura. Slime broke apart into a swirl of vicious green gloop and swirled around Quackity as the man threw the orb and it sailed a far distance away.

A great eye opened up for a second or two and the two were gone. Leaving Deceit with the other villains.

Janus glared at where they had been before turning back to Remus. “Do not talk to that man again.”

Remus slouched a little and pouted. Janus didn’t reinforce his order, he just stormed off, one of his serpentine familiars slipped away to go find Logan. Remus was left to continue causing trouble with the rest of his friends. If he saw Slime again and caused trouble in Gainesville again, Janus didn’t threaten him to stay away again, knowing that Remus wouldn’t follow the order.

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Accessibility Translations:

1. You

2. getting

3. Don’t know why everyone in this fucking town is so boring and shit all of the sudden.

4. Want to

5. Depends, you’re not gonna give chaos up for Dee, are you?

6. Then you’re not boring

7. Because you’re my favorite human, aren’t you?

8. Is someone getting soft, Anti?

9. Fuck him!

10. Idiot’s got some new shiny pact mate eating up his time, and I can’t find Wil. He’s probably up Dark’s ass or something.

11. Lucky for him I’ve been too busy to gut him and so I got angry because I couldn’t find some shitsleeve

12. to

13. Fuck

14. You get some new friend, and you leave me behind!

15. Look I don’t care if you’re fucking him or whatever, I just care about having some fucking fun.

16. your (or you’re, depending on context)

17. idiot

18. he’s my fucking friend, you got that?

19. and

20. got to

21. I don’t do shit for that asshole

22. We just happen to agree on a couple things. Dark is a fucking shithead and the only good thing about him is the spawnlings he collected and the fact he’s dating Wil.

23. ass

24. So if I can find this asshole and gut him like a fucking fish for touching them.

25. Well, time to burn shit until he shows up. Or the heroes do and I can just ask them

26. what are you

27. The Spirit direct me, because this boy’s going to become like Tubbo

28. Understand?

[bonelessoverlord]

I’m not feeling lazy for once, anyone got any writing or drawing requests for Sanders Sides 👀 I accept everything but I don’t do romantic RemRom kiddos

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

Creativitwins both steal Deceit’s hat. Like all the time. We all know but someone had to say it

[megs-writing]

Soulmate AU #1

#1- if you pass by your soulmate but don’t meet them, the day you passed them will repeat over and over until you finally find them. Ships: Romantic Remile, background Deemus, Logicallity, and platonic Sleepxiety

Warnings: Deceit is sympathetic but also a dick, sympathetic Remus | Characters: Remy, Emile, Virgil, (mentioned- Deceit, Remus, Logan, Patton) 

Word count: 1237

_ _ _ _ _ 

Remy didn’t notice at first. He got up and did his normal routine- shower, pick out an outfit, go down to the coffee shop to get coffee- that’s when the strange feeling came. The people around him seemed familiar. Of course he never paid attention to the people walking past him on the street, but when he walked in the shop he remembered the same people sitting at the same places as yesterday. A lot of people were every day regulars like him, but it was weird to find them at the exact same tables. He brushed it off. He got is usual coffee and left to blend in with the city again. 

Virgil was in his down when he walked in. Feet layed out over the couch and scrolling on his phone waiting for his friend to come back and find him. This was a fairly normal thing to walk into. Virgil and Remy were surprised to both be accepted in the same college, and even though they didn’t end up being roommates they secretly shared keys so they could sneak into the other’s dorm whenever, even in their actual roommates didn’t approve of it. Deceit was barely around after finding his ‘soulmate’, so having Virgil around for company felt extra nice. Remy wasn’t one to enjoy spending time alone. 

The rest of the day continued as normal. Virgil put in a movie, the same movie they watched yesterday, and Remy was told he was remembering things when he mentioned it. Virgil made the same comments he did while watching it the first time. 

And it all happened again. The next day he showered, picked his outfit, got coffee, and came home to find Virgil spread across the couch. They talked for hours as they had the first two times, watched that same movie. Virgil went back to his dorm at the same time he had before. Now it was weird. 

People talked about soulmates. Deceit talked about how many times the same Thursday afternoon repeated before he realized the idiot almost running into him on the sidewalk was his idiot, and instead of flipping him off he needed to stop and introduce himself. Since then Remus was almost all he could talk about. Remy doubted there was someone really meant for him, but it happened to his roommate, and it’s happening to him now too. 

But who could it be? He walked by hundreds of people every day. If the whole soulmate thing was true then it could be anyone. 

“Virgil, do you believe in soulmates?” 

Remy interrupted Virgil’s repeated greeting throwing his friend off guard. Virgil stopped and stared at him before giving an answer. 

“I don’t know. I guess it’s possible…” Virgil trailed off, thinking. “Logan and Deceit both claim to have them/” 

“No like- the days repeating thing. Is that real?”

“Why do you care? You said you didn’t believe in them.” Remy paused debating if he should say his next statement out loud. Virgil would think he’s crazy.

“...My day has been repeating.” Virgil froze, trying to figure out if what Remy said was right. 

“Are you serious? How long?” 

“Three days. I didn’t think it was real at first but everything matches. The same people at the coffee shop. We’ve been watching the same movie for-” 

“I wasn’t planning on watching any movies.” 

“Yes you are. We’ve watched the same one for three days now.” 

“Alright-“ Virgil sat back, starting to avoid eye contact when Remy raised his voice. “Who do you think it is?” 

“Anyone.” Remy lowered his voice when he realized how angry he was. It was frustrating. He was confused. He didn’t have to take it out on Virgil. “Maybe I’ll just talk to some people and see if I can figure it out.” 

An awkward silence lasted for too long. 

“...You wanna watch a movie? I have one you might like.” 

“I feel like I have it memorized now. I’m choosing.” 

_ _ _ _ _

Remy scanned the coffee shop for the 10 people seated at the same tables they were for the past four days. His soulmate could be anyone he passed on the street, but he would start small. If it wasn’t anyone here he would stop a few people tomorrow maybe. Ask around. 

He got his drink and sat down at a table instead of walking out of the building like he had before. Remy was good at conversation, only when the conversation was supposed to be happening, and it happened naturally. He couldn’t just approach some random person minding their business and ask if they were is soulmate. 

His soulmate can, apparently. 

“Hey, do you mind if I sit here?” 

Remy looked up to see a stranger standing next to his table. He looked soft, like a librarian of sorts, wearing a knitted brown sweater over a tie and white shirt with pink sparkly glasses. At the sight of him Remy’s confidence suddenly returned. 

“I don’t mind.” 

The man sat across from him, setting his own drink next to his. Emile was written on the cup. An interesting name, but it fit him. Emile must have been staring at the drinks as well.  

“You’re name’s Remy?” Remy nodded, making Emile smile. He held his hand out in front of Remy. “I’m Emile, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” 

“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” Remy repeated him, taking his hand and copying his smile. He waited until they let go to speak again. 

“So, what brings you to this corner of the coffee shop?” 

Emile hesitated, staring at the leather on the seats instead of him. He fidgeted with his sweater below the table.

“This is going to sound weird, but you might be my soulmate.” He made eye contact with Remy again, who couldn’t think of anything to say in response. “It- It makes sense. My day has been repeating for four days now and that means I ran into my soulmate at some point. Every day it was the same except now you’re here. You’re what's different.” 

Remy wanted to tell him there was no such thing as soulmates, walk away, and never come back to the coffee shop again. He would, but he would be wrong. The entire situation proved him wrong. He connected what Emile said to what has been happening. Four days. It’s been four days. 

Remy smiled with nervousness. 

“I still think all this is crazy, but you found your guy. My day has been repeating for as long as yours has.” 

Emile’s smile brightened, but Remy cut him off. 

“We still don’t know for sure. We live in the city, you walk by so many people every day. You don’t know if I'm the right one.” Emile’s smile faded. “You’re so sweet, but maybe…. If this is right we’ll ease into it. I don’t think having a soulmate feels right to me. At least right now.” 

Remy stood up and grabbed his drink, taking a slow breath to help calm down. 

“We’ll meet here again tomorrow and if the day has changed, we’ll talk more. Deal?” He held his hand out to Emile, offering him to accept the deal. He imagined himself falling in love with the stranger. It was a happy feeling, but not a fitting one. It didn’t feel right. The stranger took his hand. 

“Deal.” 

When he walked home, Virgil wasn’t on the couch anymore. 

Taglist: @winterrs-child @remusthedukeofdeodorant @thecatchat @stop-it-anxiety @znikitrash @awkwardandanxiousfander @nowletmeseeyourkezzhands @prox-xima @hela-daughter-of-loki @arcticfrostdoesthings @yalltookmyurlideas @id-rather-go-live-in-a-trash-can @soupgromlin

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anybody have any fic suggestions all my faves I've read up to the most recent updates/ to the end and I really wanna read some things

[stitched-up-teddy-bear]

SO THIS HAPPENED

made this in a hurry because “oh oh Feelings” and “well then it's just 5 am and you need to go to bed” but seriously wtf happened???

also, I don't believe JANUS is completely good. Its a bit...too fast. I mean if they are going to turn a character good, at least do it with the person who knew them the longest present (ahem Virgil)

oh and since I’m here

why dont you draw someone next to me so that I dont feel that lonely. PLEASE I havent seen my irl firends for a month I NEED SOMETHING TO FILL THIS VOID!!!