Kris... you can still hear me, right?

She/her|havent been active in years guess I'm a Kris page now

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MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

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the post that started it all

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oh god

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Never not reblogging.

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I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

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I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

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‼️‼️‼️Spoilers‼️‼️‼️

Guess who just finished Chapter 3?

Lord I’m scared to continue

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being warm good food intercourse is foreshadowing btw

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Yes Angel, it's the only way!

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Do you happen to have the clip from episode 4 where aziraphale is doing the magic trick and crowley is shooting at him with the gun? Thank you!

there you go! <3

edit: omg I forgot to put the video in

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Do you have a clip of Azi and Crowley dancing together?

Of course!

Just look at them dancing <3

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Thank you so much for your work! Do you have a clip of the scene where Crowley is creating the galaxies with Aziraphale watching?

Where it all began 😊

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if i had a nickel for every time a gay show gave me a gay kiss before ruining my gay life…

id have two nickels. which isn’t alot but its FUCKING DEVASTATING THAT ITS HAPPENED TWICE

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Yes

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do you have the full final clip from good omens s2? Like from about the point where the metatron makes the elevator and on?

Of course 🤭

If anyone has a clip request just ask me 🤭🤭

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My current thoughts on The Coffee Theory…

I don’t think Aziraphale was mind controlled, but I do think he was poisoned. Almonds are supposed to signify holiness, and I think that drinking the coffee pushed his belief in Heaven much farther than it was. (There is a basis for his belief, but not nearly that much—his interference with Job, illustrates this perfectly.)

And the scene “Does anyone ask for death?”, what an odd question to ask if you’re just getting a normal coffee, as well as the strange miracle like sound that came directly before the cup was handed over.

+ Crowley’s poisoning scene from episode 3 felt like foreshadowing, and I think it doesn’t have so much to do with “mind control” as it does not being entirely aware.

Aziraphale’s “Nothing lasts forever” line in particular alerted me to something being off, because isn’t that his character? He’s worn the same clothing for over 100 years, he upkeeps books and hates selling them. He seems to have a strong aversion to change and yet he’s ready to give it all away for power??? He’s a bookshop owner, he’s never vied for power even on earth.

His motivations seem extremely off in my opinion… because he knows Crowley wouldn’t want to return to Heaven! The last 6,000+ years have been about them asking questions & coming together in a shade of grey.

Different shades mind you, but with similar motivations and goals regarding both humanity & earth.

All this to say… Aziraphale has never been cruel and the smile in the elevator at the end seemed edged with a vindictiveness I’ve never noticed in him prior.

Additional Theories, May Be Found: Here.

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Love seeing more people talk about the coffee theory!!! <3

It’s such a good theory that would explain his strange acting and why he’s so willing to leave this world they carved up for themselves! That’s it, I wanna see edits, drawings, fanfictions and more about the coffee theory!

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The Coffee Theory

This theory is by the fantastic @jumbledstars on TikTok

This Theory is for everyone who felt betrayed or hurt by Aziraphale in the season 2 finale or just doesn’t trust The Metatron!!!

The theory goes that the coffee The Metatron gives Aziraphale made him "switch side"

When Metatron invited Aziraphale for a chat, Aziraphale made it clear that he does not wish to follow him until he took a sip from the coffee. Metatron quote on quote forces Aziraphale to drink it rather than offering it casually. After the first sip, Aziraphale suddenly agreed to chat with him. At that moment, Metatron bitterly glanced back at Crowley, catching his attention.

In the coffee shop, Metatron reveals his plan to make Aziraphale the new supreme archangel and commander of the heavenly host, which surprises Aziraphale as he wonders where he would get his coffee. This struck me as odd because we never saw him drink coffee in the series until now.

As Aziraphale walks home, his expression appears more disoriented than when he's in the bookshop, suggesting the coffee may be affecting his brain.

Aziraphale excitedly tells Crowley about the "good news," saying that Crowley can finally be an angel again. However, Crowley disagrees, seeing heaven as equally bad as hell.

Aziraphale comments, "Of course you would disagree with hell, you're the bad guys, but heaven..." This also strikes me as odd because Aziraphale doesn't usually talk about hell or demons in that manner anymore. The last time was during the car ride in season one before they crashed into Anathema.

Furthermore, Aziraphale wouldn't be motivated enough to make a change in heaven, as he and Crowley have been on Team Earth for a while now and seem content with it. Crowley notices this and tells Aziraphale, "We're better than that. YOU'RE better than that!" He senses that something is wrong with Aziraphale or at least suspects it.

After Crowley's confession and (let’s be honest) unexpected kiss (which left Aziraphale confused and regretful), Metatron returns to the bookshop, asking him if he's ready to go, contradicting what he said just 8 minutes ago about giving Aziraphale all the time he needs to make a choice. It's as if Metatron already knows what Aziraphale will choose.

I think Crowley's confession or kiss has momentarily snapped Aziraphale back to reality, as he shows genuine concern for his bookshop and is reluctant to leave. Although Metatron assures him that Muriel will look after it, Aziraphale still appears hesitant and confused.

When asked if he needs to bring something, Aziraphale seems lost and unsure of what to do. However, he eventually regains his composure and follows Metatron with a smile.

Thank you for reading! This theory came from @jumbledstars on TikTok and it’s way too good to ignore! Link to the original theory below!!!

Had to post here because twitter doesnt let me post longer videos 💀 #Goodomens2 #goodomensspoilers #gos2spoilers

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Nah 😭

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Crowley's confession + full kiss scene

Edit: better audio <3

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Okay the audio should be fixed now! :)

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Crowley's confession + full kiss scene

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WOW the audio sucks let me fix that for y’all

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Crowley's confession + full kiss scene

Edit: better audio <3

[hgedits]

We could've been us.

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This is not the ending right???

For fuck sake you better be setting up another season @neil-gaiman