#derek morgan incorrect

[bambinafangirls]

spencer: being derek's friend can be frustrating. if i do 40 push-ups, he has to do 50 derek: oh please, when have you ever done 40 push-ups? spencer: i said IF.

[multi-fan-girlie]

Emily: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Hotch: Wasn’t Derek with you?

Derek: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[91-1lover]

Derek:You're annoying Reid

Someone:Yeah! Shut up nerd

Derek: Fuck you just said??? 🔪

Emily:🔪

Hotch: 🔪

Garcia: 🔪

JJ:🔪

Rest of the BAU: 🔪🔪🔪

[bambinafangirls]

derek: hey reid, can you touch your toes?

spencer: i don’t know, i haven’t even attempted it since 9th grade gym class

[bambinafangirls]

drunk morgan: i’m so excited for this wedding! are you going or do you have to work?

jj: i’m the bride.

[bambinafangirls]

*teaching spencer how to ride a bike* penelope: alright spencer, you can do this! derek: yeah man, what's the worse that can happen spencer: i fall over and die!?

[bambinafangirls]

hotch: how did you end up in the hospital?

spencer: morgan’s really bad at pranks

morgan: i hit his ass with a ski!

[bambinafangirls]

derek: some things you learn by doing; riding a bike, driving a car… pleasing a woman

spencer: i can’t ride a bike or drive a car!

derek: or, apparently, please a woman