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Reid*nervously to Emily*: so Morgan

Emily: just fuck him

Reid: but I don't think he is_

Emily: he is

Penelope: he is

Hotch: he is

Morgan *stunned*:........he is

Spencer: Holy crap, Derek, do you know what this means?!

Derek: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

Reid: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Morgan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Reid: Seize the dick.

emily & derek: when have we ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

jj & spencer: we keep a list. it’s alphabetised.

Derek: so, what do you do to relax?

Reid: oh! That’s easy

Reid: nothing.

Derek:

Derek: what do you mean?

Reid: you know how some people go home at the end of the day, and read a book, and calm down?

Reid: yeah, I read the book, but don’t calm down.

Derek: so… so you’re just like… this,,, all the time???

Reid: basically, yeah!

Derek:

Derek:You're annoying Reid

Someone:Yeah! Shut up nerd

Derek: Fuck you just said??? 🔪

Emily:🔪

Hotch: 🔪

Garcia: 🔪

JJ:🔪

Rest of the BAU: 🔪🔪🔪

Derek, visiting Spencer in the hospital: How are you doing?

Spencer: I keep trying to die. They won’t let me.

Derek: Well you can’t have everything.

derek: this is just a reminder that all psychiatric and therapy services are covered by our health insurance plan

spencer: why do you always look at me when you say that?

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