Sep 28, 2025
spencer: being derek's friend can be frustrating. if i do 40 push-ups, he has to do 50 derek: oh please, when have you ever done 40 push-ups? spencer: i said IF.
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spencer: being derek's friend can be frustrating. if i do 40 push-ups, he has to do 50 derek: oh please, when have you ever done 40 push-ups? spencer: i said IF.
emily & derek: when have we ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
jj & spencer: we keep a list. it’s alphabetised.
derek: I think it would make emily very happy to know that we’re doing this. I bet she’s looking up at us and smiling right now.
spencer: up?
derek: yeah, she’s in hell for sure.
*Derek, coming home, forgetting to get the coffee he asked for*
Spencer: Oh, I think you got the wrong apartment.
Spencer: I didn't order any betrayal.
derek: hey reid, can you touch your toes?
spencer: i don’t know, i haven’t even attempted it since 9th grade gym class
reid: go fuck yourself
morgan: fuck me yourself you coward
reid, already stripping: you asked for this asshole
garcia: that has to be the weirdest method of foreplay I’ve ever seen
jj: NOT IN THE BULLPEN
reid: I have a question
morgan: alright, shoot
reid: *shoots the ceiling* can I ask it now?
hotch, coming out of his office: WHAT IS THAT NOISE
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