#incorrect penelope garcia

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[emilyshotchrocket]

Hotch, on a team night out: I need to get something off my chest.

Emily: is it your shirt? Please do.

Garcia: I humbly second that statement.

Morgan: please don’t.

Rossi: I'm so close to going into my second retirement, I don’t know why I agreed to come out with you people.

[91-1lover]

Spencer: I think I need a hug...

Penelope: Good thing I'm hug shaped

*15 minutes later*

Spencer: You... You can let go now

Penelope:No, I absolutely cannot

[incorrect-quotes-at-random]

Rossi: Hotch! I can't do this stupid math!

Hotch: What’s the math problem?

Rossi: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Garcia, covering Reid's ears, while Hotch smacks Rossi upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

[sxzxgxa]

I believe that Aaron Hotchner is an undercover swiftie until some day he says something like "wheels up in two all too wells" and that's the day that Garcia made $250 dollars and proved she swiftdar is always right.

[hazelhearts]

Reid: *sneaking in through his window* Penelope: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Reid: I was with Derek? Derek: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

[gublersgoblin]

Spencer: *throws something in the trash*

Spencer: *looks at penelope* ...yeet?

Penelope, crying: it's perfect you're perfect I love you

[canon-but-like-gayer]

“If you took a shot for every bad decision you’ve never made how wasted would you be?”

Emily: “Dead.”

Spencer: “Alcohol poisoning, just barley makes it.”

Rossi: “Wasted enough to remarry my first wife.”

Derek: “Wasted. Karaoke wasted.”

Penelope: “Too drunk to walk.”

JJ: “Too drunk to dive, but sober enough to walk.”

Hotch: “I’m the designated driver.”

Rossi: *rolls his eyes* “Please, or have you forgotten the deer incident of 98’?”

Hotch: “Dave I swear to god-“