#dexter natm

[harborsunlight]

Biggest missed opportunity in Battle of the Smithsonian is that Capone and his henchmen, despite canonically being cardboard cutouts, aren't flat and rigid. Like this would be very good comedically, Dexter could just slap one of the henchmen and the rest would fall over like dominoes

[unrequited-fandom-love]

NatM headcanons

some are accurate, others are...

[vargdottern]

right okay why is larry making out with a literal monkey

[little-cereal-draws]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Teddy put the phone back on the receiver. “Mystery solved. Laurence has caught the flu and won’t be coming in today.”

“Oh no,” said Sacajawea. “I hope he feels better.”

“I’m sure it will be alright without him for one night,” Ahkmenrah said. “Nothing interesting ever happens around here anyways.”

Just then the lights turned red and a shrill alarm started shrieking, echoing off the walls.

They all clasped their hands over their ears. Dexter howled.

“You just had to jinx it, didn’t you?” Octavius yelled.

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The exhibits are left under Teddy's supervision the night someone decides to break into the Musem. It quickly goes off the rails.

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Sacajawea is a badass

Attila the Hun is a badass

Hostage Situations

let the exhibits do violence

Theodore Roosevelt tweaks out

[zoloftpurgatory]

Based off movies 1 and 2, I didn’t include all characters

[poptod]

oh, ahkmenrah

[night-at-the-musian]

Happy 4/20! Toketavius and Jedehighah advise you to use responsibly!

Artist: @sco07ut

[and-since-youre-off-gallivanting]

Put Izzy Hands and Dexter in a room together