#diana wayne

[dianawayne]

clark: how's diana's head? bruce: best i've ever had. clark:... bruce: oh, you meant her head injury? bruce: she's fine.

[donnatroyprincessofthemyscira]

Art Credit to Tom Hoskisson

[niahti]

The Kiss - Wonderbat (Diana & Bruce)

[the-watcher-of-ireland]

I needs a WonderBat fic

Where Bruce is trying to surprise his wife Diana with a surprise party but she uses the lasso of truth on him to get the details. Bruce doesn't want to ruin it so he figures the lasso of truth wants the truth, so he gives it the truth. He starts spilling every little secret he's ever had in order to keep the surprise hidden and surprisingly the lasso accepts this, leaving Diana stumped

Please someone help a man out

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Dick: Jason! You're a mean, mean person. Jason: What? What was that? That's all you've got? Dick: I'm trying to be a good influence. *enter Damian, stage right* Damian: Drake is a #&@+ @+&)+# _-#_@-*?!?$+@?. *exit Damian, pursued by bear* Jason: I don't think it's working.

[dianawayne]

Bruce: the world is cold and dark and everyone dies alone.

Dick: Bruce i'm sorry Diana forgot to kiss you goodbye this morning but we need to get on with this briefing.

[dianawayne]

bruce: "we fought, clark. diana kicked me out of the time door!"

clark: "i'd ask who won but..."

bruce: "*remembering how good diana's head was*... It was a draw"

[dianawayne]

dick: have you seen Bruce? jason: earlier i saw him telling Diana to fight her demons. dick: …so, where is Bruce? jason: in the hospital.