#dick flowers

[fave-bts-fics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Orchis Italica

BY: orphan_account

SHIP: YOONKOOK

WORD COUNT: 4918

CHAPTERS: 1

STATUS: COMPLETE

RATING: TEEN AND UP

SUMMARY:

Jeon Jungkook.

It couldn't have been anyone else. Yoongi just knew it. He'd been fucked from the start. The moment that kid walked through the door was the moment fate kicked him in the ass.

a.k.a Min Yoongi is coughing up tiny purple men with tiny purple dicks and he just doesn't know anymore.

NOTE: For anyone who's curious, this is an orchis italica-

Yes. It's a real flower.

[bmure]

or: how many jokes can i cram in one scene a piece for light grey art lab’s Innuendo exhibition

[0ldmancopper]

bangsty on Twitter

“we are not flesh vases for your deadass dick flowers #nanette”

Watch Nanette.

[alreadyclaimednamefk]

is the dick flower a classic homo rpg comic trope? 

[acemetrics]

Sorry for the dick flowers

-bluerightankle

[upsetinnocence]

THERE'S THIS GUY COMING OVER TO LOOK AT ONE OF MY DAD'S GUNS AND HIS NAME IS DICK FLOWERS I CAN'T STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING HOLY SHIT OMG. DICK FLOWERS.

[filthyshadesofjared]

jared-will-be-the-death-of-me said: Water the hell u doing, plz send nice flowers to my family Vicky!

I have the perfect flowers for this occasion.

[ameyesam]

"Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it."

Sandra Hill’s Rough and Ready