#discodirection

[jorgeclardiary]

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[falseliesdeceit]

so your story reminded me of this time on my 18th birthday when my friends and i all really had to pee so we pulled over at a dunkin donuts and i beat everyone to the girls bathroom (it was a one room deal) but my other friend couldn't hold it so we told her just to go to the boys one and my other three friends would just keep watch but i guess they weren't paying attention because some middle aged guy just walked past them and opened the door on her yup

AJSFLDSJFLSDK AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

OH MY GOD THAT IS FANTASTIC.

Do I have to give a random fact to this? IDEK BUT I WILL.

I've been to Chicago ONCE. And in that one time, I got super acquainted with the Dunkin Donuts bathroom and the Subway bathroom/floor.

BECAUSE I WAS SICK AND IT WAS FOUL.

[falseliesdeceit]

today my student id dropped in the toilet and i had to reach in and get it because i really need that thing and then i washed my hands/id for 20 minutes and i'm already sick so today really sucked but it was so funny because i was just staring at the toilet bowl for like ten tense minutes in shock ps it was a public bathroom

.....GROSS, YO.

But hey, toilet water is relatively clean in al honesty, so don't fret. Hopefully you're all good because sick. :(

UMMMMMMM

OH! When I was at my first...no, second elementary school, technically, I went to the bathroom, like by myself. Not a bathroom break type deal.

And it was during lunchtime for some of the other kids.

Anyway, doing my business, peeing and whatnot, and this girl comes in and is like "Where's my friend?" Well, IDK who she is or what she's talking about, I'm still in my stall, peeing, nbd.

BUT THEN.

I AM STILL CONFUSED ABOUT HOW THIS HAPPENED.

SHE OPENED MY DOOR. WHICH I KNOW WAS LOCKED BECAUSE THOSE DIDN'T SHUT UNLESS YOU LOCKED THEM.

AND WAS LIKE "Oh. You're not my friend." AND I WAS STILL ON THE TOILET AND I COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK.

Then she left.

And I never had any idea who she was or if she ever found her friend...

[smilingeyessparkle]

WE'RE IN!!!!! IT'S LIKE FREEDOM...IN A TINY APARTMENT!!! WHOOOO!

don't worry everyone..we survived.