#dishcourse

[underratedmiddleshoe]

as sorry as i am that dishes are just way too icky and yucky for you to wash, you can NOT leave food covered dishes out in a shared space until they begin to go through active decay.

your sensory issues do matter, but i need you to purchase a pair of dishwashing gloves and grow the fuck up because washing dishes IS a life skill.

[carlos-tk]

just when i think 911 fans (see: bvddies) can’t stoop any lower.. there’s multiple posts and comments and tags of them wishing that eddie next episode goes all ‘fight club 2.0’ on tommy.. what is it about a straight character beating up a gay character that gets you all so giddy? genuine question

[insomniarama]

me @ those completely closed pistachios in every bag

[cornedbeefhashtags]

I wanna have a bowl of cereal with you, but I always use the big spoon, regardless of the kind.

Haha same, honestly. I only said that it depended because that had more of a coy, Tumblr-after-dark vibe than “I only use the little spoons when the big spoons are all in the dishwasher.”

[dabsquat]

some things that are really important and we need to have them clear:

victor nikiforov is not lazy/slobby (you simply don’t get to be the best in your field by having no self-discipline and that is not only limited to your work-life)

victor loves and cherishes his life and love yuuri katsuki and he treasures him in a way not possible to be understood by mere mortals

yuuri katsuki is engaged to the love of his life and childhood crush therefore he would never??????? joke about divorce because (wild concept tw) he loves his vitya so much?? 

and they are soulmates

(oh my god they are soulmates)

and victor loves him it’s so painfully obvious come on

yuuri doesn’t hate victor’s displays of affection (y’all crazy to think so lmao)

in fact yuuri is the “oops i misplaced your bag of nuts but here’s an engagement ring” kind of extra

they are in a HEALTHY relationship based on MUTUAL RESPECT and LOVE where there’s no space for abuse because that’s what relationships should be??????????

[just-antithings]

Lmao I made Victor terrible at cooking in my fics like does that make me a fetishizing, homophobic, misogynistic fujoshi now?

[wormwoodandasphodel]

Severus loves white chocolate

[dolugecat]

I hate the dishcourse so here is my take on it!