#dissofession

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Dissothief

Pt: dissotheif ;end pt

A dissofession subterm in which someone has an involuntary disconnect to their profession and makes them believe they are a thief.

Mention / tags: @radiomogai, @dissodic-archive, @io-innerself, @colablob, @kiruliom

Banner transcript: This term was made by an Endogenic. Anyone can use it however (So don't repost or recoin, ask before adding to wikis) :End Transcript

Written flag ids, same as alt text.

Main flag id: An 11-striped flag with stripes that are colored from the center out as Dark yellow, yellow, very light yellow, grey, light brown and dark brown. All of the stripes except for the center, 3rd and 9th stripe are frilled and scalloped facing inwards, with the 4th also having scallops facing inward, but at varying strengths. From widest to smallest frills and scallops, the stripes are: 4rd and 8th, 1st and 11th, 2nd and 10th, and 5th and 7th. In the center of the flag is the dissomei symbol, a stylized brain, colored a desaturated dark green. It is outlined twice, the outermost being a dark yellow, and the innermost being a light green. On the dissomei symbol is a money bag emoji. :end id

Alt flag id: An 11-striped flag with stripes that are colored from the center out as Dark yellow, yellow, very light yellow, grey, light brown and dark brown. All of the stripes except for the center, 3rd and 9th stripe are frilled and scalloped facing inwards, with the 4th also having scallops facing inward, but at varying strengths. From widest to smallest frills and scallops, the stripes are: 4rd and 8th, 1st and 11th, 2nd and 10th, and 5th and 7th. In the center of the flag is the dissomei symbol, a stylized brain, colored a desaturated dark green. It is outlined twice, the outermost being a dark yellow, and the innermost being a light green. :end id

Plain flag id: An 11-striped flag with stripes that are colored from the center out as Dark yellow, yellow, very light yellow, grey, light brown and dark brown. All of the stripes except for the center, 3rd and 9th stripe are frilled and scalloped facing inwards, with the 4th also having scallops facing inward, but at varying strengths. From widest to smallest frills and scallops, the stripes are: 4rd and 8th, 1st and 11th, 2nd and 10th, and 5th and 7th. :end id

[noiavatna]

[ DISSO863REDACTED ]

PT: Disso863redacted /end PT

A dissofession subterm in which someone has an involuntary disconnect to their profession and makes them believe they (should) work at The Redacted from Project 863.

Coined on 3/21/2026 | Colors: based loosely on the dissosyntec flag and their mission to redact / erase everything related to syntec | Etymology: disso + project [863] + the [redacted]

Taglist: @radiomogai @obscurian @liomangel @dissodic-archive & @birdlistening2music | ask to be added or removed

[maggore]

✦ Dissorocketgrunt

[PT: Dissorocketgrunt /end PT]

A dissofession subterm where, due to some form of involuntary disconnect, one is disconnected from their occupation, instead being or wanting to be a grunt in Team Rocket from Pokémon

coined + flag made on: july 23rd, 2025 | colors: based on the rocketic flag (link), as well as being based on team rocket aesthetics and riches

(taglist) @radiomogai @obscurian @dissodic-archive @pokemoqai & @pokegender

[Flag 1 ID: A rectangular flag with eleven horizontal stripes which are all ruffled of various sizes. It is colored, from top to bottom, blackish purple, very dark purple, royal purple, bright pinkish red, peach orange, gold, peach orange, bright pinkish red, royal purple, very dark purple, and blackish purple. In the middle is a simplified top view of a brain, colored black with very dark grey line art and a gold outline. In the middle is a crimson capital R symbol. /end ID]

[Flag 2 ID: A rectangular flag with eleven horizontal stripes which are all ruffled of various sizes. It is colored, from top to bottom, blackish purple, very dark purple, royal purple, bright pinkish red, peach orange, gold, peach orange, bright pinkish red, royal purple, very dark purple, and blackish purple. In the middle is a simplified top view of a brain, colored black with very dark grey line art and a gold outline. /end ID]

[Flag 3 ID: A rectangular flag with eleven horizontal stripes which are all ruffled of various sizes. It is colored, from top to bottom, blackish purple, very dark purple, royal purple, bright pinkish red, peach orange, gold, peach orange, bright pinkish red, royal purple, very dark purple, and blackish purple. /end ID]

[frozenpard]

Dissomedical — A Dissofession term describing a disconnect one has with their profession, caused them to feel they are, or should, work in the SCP Foundation as a doctor / nurse / surgeon / etc

Updated version of Dissofoundmed [link]

Tagging @radiomogai and @dissodic-archive

[redacted-coiner]

Not sure if your requests are open, but if they are, could you do a dissofession for being a slime rancher? Like the profession of ranching slimes.

Note: it’s not for coining terms but I have brainrot so I’m doing this.

DissoSlimeRancher

[PT: DissoSlimeRancher]

DissoSlimeRancher, an dissofession(link) subterm connected to thinking one is a Rancher form Slime Rancher and the makes the person, whether it be because of delusional or IRL attachments, being an alter that profession differs from the body, psychosis, etc., feel disconnected from their external profession. This is not for "fun" or voluntary "I wanna be this /I wanna have this ", this also doesn't override the external profession the person has.

[ID: in Alt text]

[Tag] @dissodic-archive & @yolky-slimes-archival

DNI is listed within my pinned post. Please go read it before interacting with any part of my content. Ask to tag.

[kiruliom]

dissoimmoralfession

a dissofession term that encompasses professions considered immoral in one way or another. I have kirb's permission to coin this. that being said, please do not make subterms for this publicly, again, per kirb's requests

Ive decided to switch to calling it arimei, feel free to do so yourselves as well.

please do not reupload without permission and credit

tagging @gender-mailman bc I think ud like this. :3

[p-rtyboy]

† Dissonightgaurd

Pt: Dissonightgaurd /end pt

Dissofession subterm related to thinking you are a night guard, which makes the person, whether it be because of delusional or IRL attachments, being an alter whose occupation differs from the body, psychosis, etc., feel disconnected from their external body. This is not for "fun" or voluntary "I wanna be this", this also doesn't override the external body the person has.

This identity is NOT trans/id or rad/queer friendly and are NOT in support for "transitioning" tips/subliminals/advice/etc in cases where it's harmful, furthers misinformation, or appropriative. As well they don't support the fetishization, romanticization, misinformation, etc. of mental illnesses, disabilities, professions, or experiences.

Requested by Anon

† Coined 03.11.2024

† Colors representing night and guarding 🍓 disso + night gaurd

† Tagging @arissodic-archive

[kiitcoiins-archived]

Dissoclergy

An dissofession subterm connected to thinking one is a clergyman/woman/person, which makes the person feel disconnected from their external profession. This can be caused by delusional / irl attachments, from alters, psychosis, etc, but is never voluntary or just for aesthetics.

Dissodic, in general, is not rad/queer or trans/id friendly, does not support transitioning, and is against misinformation or fetishization of things such as race, nationalities, mental illnesses, disabilities, or ethnicities

Disso- + priest || Colors are ones i associate with priests and religion, symbol is Sewi in Toki Pona || Tagging @arissodic-archive