#dockson mistborn

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Elend, on Vin: I always just assumed she was raised by wolves or something Dox: Wolves would have done a better job

[soraccoo]

GUYS I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS-currently finished with mistborn book 1 and while i was reading it i was jokingly like ‘plot twist-rashek is the lord ruler, not the guy who wrote this’ (i.e the logbook) aND IT’S JUST BEEN REVEALED THAT I WAS RIGHT LMAO

[like-that-one-weird-dog-thing]

mistborn accidental baby acquisition except the baby is a deeply distrusting eleven year old girl who thinks her older brother just abadoned her (he's dead) and is Incredibly Unwilling to go with the weirdo dude who just scooped her up from the streets and is making that fact Very Clear to him (he was grabbing her bc obligators were literally right on her tail and he wasnt about to just let them Murder A Child lol)

kelsier: hey dox could you grab out some bandages ?

dockson: oh kel welco- WHAT IS THAT

kelsier, covered in bleeding scratches and bites with a glowering, teary-eyed baby vin(with suspicious blood on her mouth) in his arms: new crewmember ! bandages please

dockson: YOU CANT- WHOS CHILD IS THAT ???? KELSIER PUT IT BACK

kelsier: goddamn i have to do everything around here, anyway i think mares gonna like her :) maybe she can get her to tell us her name

dockson: KELSIER I SWEAR-

[crazy-lizard-lover]

@itsmemargio this one's for you

HOW ERA ONE MISTBORN WOULD REACT TO ICE

Straff Venture: Funds and supports ICE publicly

Cett: Supports ICE less publicly

Elend: Denounces ICE publicly, shows up to one or two protests

Clubs: Hides immigrants from ICE

Spook: Alerts people of ICE, doxxes agents

Sazed: Organizes assistance for immigrants and anti ICE protests

Breeze: Uses soothing to placate agents and riot the people against ICE

Ham: Beats up ICE agents while debating how to handle them as well as immigration.

Dockson: Organizes anti ICE demonstrations and activity

Kelsier: Slaughters ICE agents in broad daylight. Incites the skaa against ICE

Marsh: joins ICE trying to dismantle it from the inside. Fails spectacularly

Vin: Kills ICE agents more covertly than Kelsier

Lord Ruler: Created ICE to torment the populace

Tindwyl: Would argue about the "proper way" to have a police force, but would end up being anti ICE

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Cosmereblr: It's Pride Month, Kiwi. You know what that means.

Me: (looking up from my WIP) Huh.

Me: What.

Me: Do you want me to, like, talk more about my queer cosmere blorbos?

Me: (setting down the keyboard) Because I can totally do that. I mean, I'll just go down the list. Leras is canonically nonbinary, Secret History is a devastating monument to every one of their failed relationships, TenSoon and Vin have one of my favorite secret-third-thing relationships in media ever, Skai is literally transmasc now, Shakadolin deserve the queerplatonic dream, Kelsier and Dox are -- OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT A GUN???

[countryroadssssssss]

Getting back into cosmere bc I'm trying to get friends to read it and forgot the fact that kelsier cannonicly wears heels?? in front of hoid??? like ???? cuz why did my friend come ask me if sazed is gay bc "why did bro have a pair of heels just lying around to give to kelsier" like frfr my friend but he would be so supportive I just know.

Also they have got me shipping kelsier and dockson don't judge chat we multiship

[i-love-my-gays]

we've all heard of Dockson grieving Kelsier but where is my Kelsier grieving Dockson

[stormlightarchivist]

Based on style and username I think this is from @lepoude but it’s too good not to share here also