#straff venture

[crazy-lizard-lover]

@itsmemargio this one's for you

HOW ERA ONE MISTBORN WOULD REACT TO ICE

Straff Venture: Funds and supports ICE publicly

Cett: Supports ICE less publicly

Elend: Denounces ICE publicly, shows up to one or two protests

Clubs: Hides immigrants from ICE

Spook: Alerts people of ICE, doxxes agents

Sazed: Organizes assistance for immigrants and anti ICE protests

Breeze: Uses soothing to placate agents and riot the people against ICE

Ham: Beats up ICE agents while debating how to handle them as well as immigration.

Dockson: Organizes anti ICE demonstrations and activity

Kelsier: Slaughters ICE agents in broad daylight. Incites the skaa against ICE

Marsh: joins ICE trying to dismantle it from the inside. Fails spectacularly

Vin: Kills ICE agents more covertly than Kelsier

Lord Ruler: Created ICE to torment the populace

Tindwyl: Would argue about the "proper way" to have a police force, but would end up being anti ICE

[blue-and-golden-butterflies]

Re-reading Mistborn Era 1 right now. I'm on Well of Ascension and ohhhhh hell Straff Venture. I hate him SO soso much. Would have deserved to die right from page zero of Final Empire onwards. Most blatantly disgusting & no layers to him evil most hateable man in Era 1. I've just gotten to the moment where Zane asks Vin, "What would Kelsier do" and Vin thinks smth like, "Simple, Kelsier would never have gotten into this situation. He had been a man with little tolerance for any who threatened those he loved, Straff wouldn't have lasted a single night at Luthadel without feeling Kelsiers knife etc" And honestly I remember very distinctly even when reading for the first time that I rarely wished more for Kelsier to come back to life when reading about Straff or from his POV (and I had wished for Kell to come back to life a LOT). Even if the crew would have managed to rein Kell in at the beginning of the Luthadel siege - at the ABSOLUTE LATEST when Straff had threatened to assault Vin, Kelsier would have EVISCERATED him, consequences be damned, and I, for myself, would have enjoyed reading every word of it

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Straff: u control a mistborn by giving them atium

Zane: atium good tho

Straff: got one

Zane:

[lightweaver-naeuri]

Happy pride to everyone's favorite bisectual Straff Venture.

[foxoftamriel]

Mistborn Era 1 Characters- Would They Listen To My Chemical Romance (as an MCR fan)

Kelsier: Yes, but specifically Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge and the heavy songs in Black Parade. It's great background music for killing nobles.

Vin: Yes, she is obsessed. She has posters in her room, merch, and has seen them live. She has listened to all their songs, and Gerard Way's solo music.

Elend: Not really, they used to scare him. Now he'll sometimes listen to them with Vin but they're not his favorite.

Sazed: During the time between Tindwyl's death and his Ascension, yes. But all other times no, he finds them too intense. Even during that time he only listened to their sadder, calmer songs.

Marsh: definitely after he escaped Ruin's control, I'm not sure about before that.

TenSoon: not until he met Vin. But he spent a lot of time listening with her and now loves them.

Rashek: I want to say no because if MCR formed in The Final Empire he would probably have them killed but like... he has dark pitch black hair and hates the world. If you looked at him you would assume he's an MCR fan.

Ruin: He would find them very fun, so probably.

Straff: The only main villain who definitely would not listen to MCR. He would probably be one of those people who's think MCR is ruining younger generations.

Zane: Do I even need to write this one? He would probably be creepily obsessed. Like Vin is jut having fun with it, Zane tries to find out where the members live.

[cinquehierarchy]

Imagining a Straff Venture cut-in-half drawing with the “my head hurts, do you have an ibuprofen?” audio over it. Sadly I do not have the artistic talent. But imagine it

[worstmombracket]

Worst Dad Bracket Finals

This is it, folks. Nothing left to say, just vote for which dad is worse.

Which dad is worse?

Straff Venture

Fire Lord Ozai

Voting ended onJun 8, 2023

[il3x]

So, since I know I have at least two mutuals who like both fandoms...

The Mechs songs that have Cosmere AMVs to them in my brain.

Peacemaker - Kaladin and Moash

Kaladin as Mordred, obviously, and Moash as Gawain. I picture this as an alternate version of the Oathbringer climax.

Losing Track - Gavilar's Death

This one's a huge, chaotic AMV switching perspectives when the current POV character walks past the next POV character.

Cast:

Odin - Gavilar. Wants (unknowingly) to bring back the elder gods (BAD BAD IDEA) through technology.

Thor - the listener/Parshendi... council? Five? I don't recall their name, been a while since I read stormlight. "Odin, there will be no more of your misrule..."

Loki - Szeth. "I'll bring back my mind..." "Shame to my soul / making me whole".

Sigyn - Jasnah, plotting her own assassination. This does require you to mentally recontextualise the wife line to not refer to Szeth; that would... certainly be a ship.

Lyffrasir Edda: Dalinar, having visions/replaying his memories. "Days I've spent watching it now. The same scenes, the same faces, over and over. Then distortion, interference, static. It's all a blur."

Ragnarok II: The Calling - Venli, Eshonai, and Odium. AU.

AU where Eshonai regains her mind instead of/before dying. Eshonai as Loki, Venli as Odin, Odium as the Void.

Starts from "At the observation window, Odin watches, untouched by the chaos. Loki stares at her, eyes wide, mind clear."

Favoured Son - Zane and Straff Venture.

Self-explanatory.

I also had some half-baked ideas about Hellfire and Hrathen, but it's been so long since I read Elantris that I don't really remember anything about him beyond 'preacher guy'.