#dog parent

[my-friends-call-me-gerry]

if i ever stop posting you can assume my dog died and i killed myself

[shamster]

Dog lover: Look at this little puppy

Me: That's a grown dog

Also me addressing my muscular adult cat: My littlest baby kitten who was literally born yesterday and is my biological child

[friendlyneighborhoodslut]

husband: we aren’t getting no mf dog

also husband with said dog: my sweet child. I love you so much. I would do anything for you. I would give my first born for you to live longer

[leithillustration]

Simmy is being very meme-able today. He is literally drooling he wants his dinner so much. But apparently it’s too far away to do anything about??

[parturikirurgi]

The shedding season has started...

[gorgonstaringcontest]

Me, last night: Right. Tomorrow I'm going to start getting my life in order. It's Sunday tomorrow. I'm gonna get up at a reasonable time, and get stuff done. The washing. Dishes. Normal rubbish. Start cleaning out whatever stuff I don't want from my now-ex partner moving out. It's happening.

Me, today, 7am: Okay. Time to take Dog down to go to the bathroom and for a little walk. Feeling good.

Me, 7:30am: Alright, energy drink time. Gonna ease into the day. Don't wanna burn out early.

Me, 8:30am: Okay. First energy drink isn't working. Time for a second energy drink. Then gonna do stuff. I just don't feel like getting up right now.

Me, 9:30am: Maybe I should have breakfast. Breakfast is a good idea. Breakfast gives you energy. Oh, hello Dog. Dog wants a cuddle, okay.

Me, 10am: Okay. Dog is asleep on me. I'll order breakfast instead. Breakfast time.

Me, 10:30am: Breakfast is taking ages. That's okay, it's still early.

Me, 11:30am: Oh, breakfast was a bit much. Dog also had breakfast and is now beached in front of the window. I'm gonna rest for a bit before I do stuff. Tummy is sore.

And I'm just now realising I can feel the day slipping away from me... Goddamn it.

[cah-culture-is]

dog parent questioning NCAH culture is having to play this nice game called "is it my own gray hair or is my labradors fur getting tangled in it again" every time you look in the mirror

Questioning NCAH culture is...

[thenerdysimp]

I love my dogs so much, you guys don’t understand😩

If your not a pet parent you won’t get it, not in the same way a pet parent would at least, but they are my children. I literally gave birth to them. My beloved daughters🥹

(Please guys, ask me anything about my dogs and I will literally be so happy. I’ll never pass up an opportunity to talk about my babies😂)